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Honda
Ah Honda, we meet again. In the car world, Hondas are known for being loud, shitty, old, and cheap as hell. Hondas are mostly used by teenagers who want to have the loudest car on the road, or just people who want a cheap car. One variation of Hondas are known as "Ricers", but we will get into what that means later in the page. Hondas are also known to be extremely durable, lasting decades before being undriveable and one guy even reached 1 million miles! While Honda is best known for it's cars, they have also made a shitty robot, lawnmowers (and other power equipment), aircraft, and some Chinese motorcycle.
The Drivers
Hondas are notorious for being made to look disgusting by edgy teenagers. Most teenagers either have one lying around, one bought by their cheap ass dad, or they stole one. Although Hondas are "tuned up" to go faster on the road, they are some of the slowest pieces of shit that you can find. Due to the drivers having a large ego, they will always attempt to pass you on the road and will not allow you to pass them if they are going to slow. Honda drivers are short tempered and will rage even for the stupidest shit.
Where To Find Them
- On Small Roads
- At High Schools
- At your house
- Mexico
Ricers
Ricers are the ugliest fucking cars you will see on the road. They will usually have an oversized muffler which makes them sound like they are taking a never ending shit. They will commonly have a spoiler at the back for "stabilization" despite them being front wheel drive cars which means that all it does is steal horsepower. They also have a shitty paint job and are lowered, making them susceptible to scraping against the ground.
ASIMO
The incarnation of Skynet itself. Aside from looking like a wannabe astronaut, it can run up to 4 miles an hour, has jet propulsion boots, can lift hundreds of pounds, and can shoot shit with missiles. As the CEO of Honda is a Jew, in order to rent the robot, you must pay 150,000 USD a MONTH just to talk to the equivalent of a 2nd grader. Hopefully, in the future these robots will replace women.