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Lena Dunham✡ aka Lena Dunhambeast/Lena Dun-goofed is the woman that Rosie O'Donnell once called "The embodiment of the feminist movement". And considering Dunham is a fat, hysterical child molester with a stupid hair color that falsely accuses men of rape, you can say that Rosie was never more right in her life.
Dunham is a fat, alcoholic, drug addicted, feminazi hack writer and shit comedian that was raised by two radical feminists and groomed by the liberal part of the media from an early age to turn her into "The voice of the new generation", resulting in her growing up to have a nazi-like hatred of republicans and severe body issues that she tries to overcome by constantly showing her pudgy ass and tiny tits to her reluctant audience. After shitting out a failed TV show with abysmal ratings that nobody cared about despite every leftist on TV trying to force people to like it, their dreams of turning her into a media sensation that can indoctrinate young minds into social justice crumbled when she was caught falsely accusing some random republican of rape and wrote in her autobiography about molesting her little sister.
| Transnigger 2 days ago |
Nick Denton 4 days ago |
Fat People Hate 6 days ago | |
Lena Dunham✡ aka Lena Dunhambeast/Lena Dun-goofed is the woman that Rosie O'Donnell once called "The embodiment of the feminist movement". And considering Dunham is a fat, hysterical child molester with a stupid hair color that falsely accuses men of rape, you can say that Rosie was never more right in her life.
Dunham is a fat, alcoholic, drug addicted, feminazi hack writer and shit comedian that was raised by two radical feminists and groomed by the liberal part of the media from an early age to turn her into "The voice of the new generation", resulting in her growing up to have a nazi-like hatred of republicans and severe body issues that she tries to overcome by constantly showing her pudgy ass and tiny tits to her reluctant audience. After shitting out a failed TV show with abysmal ratings that nobody cared about despite every leftist on TV trying to force people to like it, their dreams of turning her into a media sensation that can indoctrinate young minds into social justice crumbled when she was caught falsely accusing some random republican of rape and wrote in her autobiography about molesting her little sister.
| Transnigger 2 days ago |
Nick Denton 4 days ago |
Fat People Hate 6 days ago | |
Transracialism (aka Transblackness/Transnigger, or the politically correct term transethnic 
#wrongskin, and sometimes called a "race-lift") is a Self-diagnosed totally legit psychological condition wherein a person is born the wrong skin color just like a woman can be born in a man's body. Sufferers of transniggerdry are subject to Transracism (the equivalent of "Transmisogny") and are a victim of bigoted SJWs who refuse to accept their true self.
Some argue that "Transethnicity" is really just a fake disorder that was made up by a teenage troll to make fun of how stupid and fake transsexualism is, and Social Justice Warriors are so stupid and gullible they actually got fooled by a 16 year old boy into thinking it's a real thing and started convincing themselves they're Trans-Japanese, but that's obviously a lie.
| Nick Denton 2 days ago |
Fat People Hate 4 days ago |
Dylann Storm Roof 6 days ago | |
Transracialism (aka Transblackness/Transnigger, or the politically correct term transethnic #wrongskin, and sometimes called a "race-lift") is a Self-diagnosed totally legit psychological condition wherein a person is born the wrong skin color just like a woman can be born in a man's body. Sufferers of transniggerdry are subject to Transracism (the equivalent of "Transmisogny") and are a victim of bigoted SJWs who refuse to accept their true self.
Some argue that "Transethnicity" is really just a fake disorder that was made up by a teenage troll to make fun of how stupid and fake transsexualism is, and Social Justice Warriors are so stupid and gullible they actually got fooled by a 16 year old boy into thinking it's a real thing and started convincing themselves they're Trans-Japanese, but that's obviously a lie.
| Nick Denton 2 days ago |
Fat People Hate 4 days ago |
Dylann Storm Roof 6 days ago | |
Nick Denton is a soon-to-be-over-50 pussyboy, a manipulative shit, and a turd-burgling Jew from hell. The founder and chief dildo of Gawker Media, he really, really hates it when anyone mocks or criticizes him, so we're happy to fill in for the cowardice of "mainstream media" and his former employees, who are welcome to anally-raep themselves with their nondisclosure agreements. He's worth $100 million personally, much of which is sunk into a vast collection of diamond-studded buttplugs. He spent several years writing boring material for the Financial Times, which seems to qualify him to be an Internet billionaire.
Nick has always lied. About everything. You don't build a $300 million advertising conduit and shitburst overnight, nor without making enemies. He would put Javascript-controlled twitching animated ads on your mom's cuntlips if he could. He knows his audience---drooling morons sitting at desks in corporate offices, goofing off on their employer's dime and looking up the most ADHD bullshit they can find. As the TOW article says, he's been buying up competing blogs and shutting them down or folding them into his autistic empire of crap. A massive redesign in 2011 caused much lol and buttfail, and as of today when you visit gawker.com, it tries to load 280 different Javascripts from various advertisers, causing your broadband connection to shit itself. So thank him.
| Fat People Hate 2 days ago |
Dylann Storm Roof 4 days ago |
VICE 6 days ago | |
Nick Denton is a soon-to-be-over-50 pussyboy, a manipulative shit, and a turd-burgling Jew from hell. The founder and chief dildo of Gawker Media, he really, really hates it when anyone mocks or criticizes him, so we're happy to fill in for the cowardice of "mainstream media" and his former employees, who are welcome to anally-raep themselves with their nondisclosure agreements. He's worth $100 million personally, much of which is sunk into a vast collection of diamond-studded buttplugs. He spent several years writing boring material for the Financial Times, which seems to qualify him to be an Internet billionaire.
Nick has always lied. About everything. You don't build a $300 million advertising conduit and shitburst overnight, nor without making enemies. He would put Javascript-controlled twitching animated ads on your mom's cuntlips if he could. He knows his audience---drooling morons sitting at desks in corporate offices, goofing off on their employer's dime and looking up the most ADHD bullshit they can find. As the TOW article says, he's been buying up competing blogs and shutting them down or folding them into his autistic empire of crap. A massive redesign in 2011 caused much lol and buttfail, and as of today when you visit gawker.com, it tries to load 280 different Javascripts from various advertisers, causing your broadband connection to shit itself. So thank him.
| Fat People Hate 2 days ago |
Dylann Storm Roof 4 days ago |
VICE 6 days ago | |
fatpeoplehate (See removed posts: 1) is WAS a subreddit that, while thinking that the The Internet is serious business, rightfully points out that Fat people and Fat Acceptance Movement idiots are as disgusting as they are ignorant. They "fight" against the Fat Activists who continually perpetuate the idea that being fat is healthy, despite medical research showing that it breaks your dick, makes you piss rocks, gives you ass cancer and makes your liver look worse than that of a 60 year old alcoholic, by posting photos of their disgusting asses and calling them all sorts of silly names.
However, despite being a bastion of reasonable logic within Reddit's hivemind of Pseudo-intellectual SJW perverts, it still managed to fuck up a simple concept by rewarding users by "verifying" their lack of a gunt, turning them into Internet Tough Guys. Their regular posts were often just chan reposts, screenshots of them 'totally owning' fatties, screenshots of youtube videos, and totally cool stories about their journeys through waves of fatties at the gym, their places of work, buses, and anywhere else that isn't the basement.
It still ends up being better than 90% of the rest of Reddit (which isn't saying a lot given how shitty the rest of the site is) complete with an automatic banning of anyone with a BMI higher than 25 to keep the population pure, warnings for "fat sympathy" (such as stating that someone would look better if they lost weight), and allowing the open discussion of the basic idea that being fat is a consequence of poor lifestyle, and not your genetics or the fact you probably suffered abuse as a child. These views have caused a few ripples in the Reddit community, and on various other websites where whales migrate to feed on plankton swarms.
| Dylann Storm Roof 2 days ago |
VICE 4 days ago |
Rachel Dolezal 6 days ago | |
fatpeoplehate (See removed posts: 1) is WAS a subreddit that, while thinking that the The Internet is serious business, rightfully points out that Fat people and Fat Acceptance Movement idiots are as disgusting as they are ignorant. They "fight" against the Fat Activists who continually perpetuate the idea that being fat is healthy, despite medical research showing that it breaks your dick, makes you piss rocks, gives you ass cancer and makes your liver look worse than that of a 60 year old alcoholic, by posting photos of their disgusting asses and calling them all sorts of silly names.
However, despite being a bastion of reasonable logic within Reddit's hivemind of Pseudo-intellectual SJW perverts, it still managed to fuck up a simple concept by rewarding users by "verifying" their lack of a gunt, turning them into Internet Tough Guys. Their regular posts were often just chan reposts, screenshots of them 'totally owning' fatties, screenshots of youtube videos, and totally cool stories about their journeys through waves of fatties at the gym, their places of work, buses, and anywhere else that isn't the basement.
It still ends up being better than 90% of the rest of Reddit (which isn't saying a lot given how shitty the rest of the site is) complete with an automatic banning of anyone with a BMI higher than 25 to keep the population pure, warnings for "fat sympathy" (such as stating that someone would look better if they lost weight), and allowing the open discussion of the basic idea that being fat is a consequence of poor lifestyle, and not your genetics or the fact you probably suffered abuse as a child. These views have caused a few ripples in the Reddit community, and on various other websites where whales migrate to feed on plankton swarms.
| Dylann Storm Roof 2 days ago |
VICE 4 days ago |
Rachel Dolezal 6 days ago | |
Dylann Storm Roof is the most recent contender for the prestigious achievement of having the high score.
After loading up on hunting gear, Dylann chose to play in safari mode by going to the Emanuel African Methodist Episcopal Church and taking an active part in some much needed racial cleansing. He was then caught by the police soon after, before the rest of us have even had a chance to stop laughing.
He is believed to be the man who will single handedly bring back the bowl cut.
| VICE 2 days ago |
Rachel Dolezal 4 days ago |
Bruce Jenner 6 days ago | |
Dylann Storm Roof is the most recent contender for the prestigious achievement of having the high score.
After loading up on hunting gear, Dylann chose to play in safari mode by going to the Emanuel African Methodist Episcopal Church and taking an active part in some much needed racial cleansing. He was then caught by the police soon after, before the rest of us have even had a chance to stop laughing.
He is believed to be the man who will single handedly bring back the bowl cut.
| VICE 2 days ago |
Rachel Dolezal 4 days ago |
Bruce Jenner 6 days ago | |
VICE is the McDonald's of journalism, like you're cruising through the intarwebs when you happen to spot a VICE article with IN DEPTH coverage on the pressing issues of our times, often supplemented by HARD HITTING videos featuring men fucking blow-up dolls, you see it, click out of compulsion and end up hating yourself by the time it's over. And yet you always end up coming back for more to see if their latest batch of spew was as good as the last. It's essentially what happens if TMZ took some heroin and drifted away from celebrity bullshit to make news articles about the truly pointless shit. You ever read the tabloids at your local Publix and other places where you worked as the bagging man? VICE amounts to that in the online way, proving there's no escaping the bullshit scent and allure of it, and the topic titles alone have about as much kookiness as if the b& 13-year-old Uncyclopedians wanted to sound smart and get paid by the word for it, and make a news site of their own to rival CNN and Fox.
| Rachel Dolezal 2 days ago |
Bruce Jenner 4 days ago |
Ellen Pao 6 days ago | |
VICE is the McDonald's of journalism, like you're cruising through the intarwebs when you happen to spot a VICE article with IN DEPTH coverage on the pressing issues of our times, often supplemented by HARD HITTING videos featuring men fucking blow-up dolls, you see it, click out of compulsion and end up hating yourself by the time it's over. And yet you always end up coming back for more to see if their latest batch of spew was as good as the last. It's essentially what happens if TMZ took some heroin and drifted away from celebrity bullshit to make news articles about the truly pointless shit. You ever read the tabloids at your local Publix and other places where you worked as the bagging man? VICE amounts to that in the online way, proving there's no escaping the bullshit scent and allure of it, and the topic titles alone have about as much kookiness as if the b& 13-year-old Uncyclopedians wanted to sound smart and get paid by the word for it, and make a news site of their own to rival CNN and Fox.
| Rachel Dolezal 2 days ago |
Bruce Jenner 4 days ago |
Ellen Pao 6 days ago | |
Rachel Dolezal be black y'all. She be a black professor instructor of African American studies at Eastern Washington University, a civil rights freedom fighter, the president of the local NAACP and an expert on "ethnic hair". She was born in a teepee in africa and was the victim of 8 hate crimes when the bigots in the news decided to accuse her of being white and cause 6 million more hate crimes to be committed against her.
| Bruce Jenner 2 days ago |
Ellen Pao 4 days ago |
Kotakoti 6 days ago | |
Rachel Dolezal be black y'all. She be a black professor instructor of African American studies at Eastern Washington University, a civil rights freedom fighter, the president of the local NAACP and an expert on "ethnic hair". She was born in a teepee in africa and was the victim of 8 hate crimes when the bigots in the news decided to accuse her of being white and cause 6 million more hate crimes to be committed against her.
| Bruce Jenner 2 days ago |
Ellen Pao 4 days ago |
Kotakoti 6 days ago | |
Bruce Jenner, aka Bruce Gender, and now known as Caitlyn Jenner, is a washed up sports celebrity and murderer of old ladies who became famous for being white but running faster than niggers. After realizing a large amount of cosmetic surgeries had fucked his face for good and gave him a gay fairy look, he decided that while he was at it, he would go all in and become stay a woman. Everybody was taken by surprise but not us here at ED, because Jenner's massive faggotry has been obvious all along. Bruce will become the world's first FTF transsexual, not MTF, since Bruce claims to have always been a woman (like Benjamin Button who was born old).
After becoming old and pudgy and irrelevant, many late night comedians made jokes about Bruce looking more and more like an old lesbian. The Kardashians, seizing on a wave of faggotry sweeping America and a wave of AIDS sweeping Indiana, capitalized on this (just like Lady Gaga capitalized on jokes that she had a penis and "came out" as bi but married a dude anyway). The Klan persuaded Bruce, who nobody gave a fuck about since all his fans died of AIDS in the 80s, into cutting his dick off in order to revive his "career" like John Wayne Bobbitt. Some argue it was Bruce's own idea to mutilate his body because he always wanted to be a Transformer, and to get all the Kardashians off his back and gain any respect. In any case, Kim Kardashian is no longer a talentless vapid whore, she's a socially conscious trans-darling, like Jeffrey Tambor or Felicity Huffman or Jared Leto (all actors who pretend to be something they're not for a living).
| Ellen Pao 2 days ago |
Kotakoti 4 days ago |
Cards Against Humanity 6 days ago | |
Bruce Jenner, aka Bruce Gender, and now known as Caitlyn Jenner, is a washed up sports celebrity and murderer of old ladies who became famous for being white but running faster than niggers. After realizing a large amount of cosmetic surgeries had fucked his face for good and gave him a gay fairy look, he decided that while he was at it, he would go all in and become stay a woman. Everybody was taken by surprise but not us here at ED, because Jenner's massive faggotry has been obvious all along. Bruce will become the world's first FTF transsexual, not MTF, since Bruce claims to have always been a woman (like Benjamin Button who was born old).
After becoming old and pudgy and irrelevant, many late night comedians made jokes about Bruce looking more and more like an old lesbian. The Kardashians, seizing on a wave of faggotry sweeping America and a wave of AIDS sweeping Indiana, capitalized on this (just like Lady Gaga capitalized on jokes that she had a penis and "came out" as bi but married a dude anyway). The Klan persuaded Bruce, who nobody gave a fuck about since all his fans died of AIDS in the 80s, into cutting his dick off in order to revive his "career" like John Wayne Bobbitt. Some argue it was Bruce's own idea to mutilate his body because he always wanted to be a Transformer, and to get all the Kardashians off his back and gain any respect. In any case, Kim Kardashian is no longer a talentless vapid whore, she's a socially conscious trans-darling, like Jeffrey Tambor or Felicity Huffman or Jared Leto (all actors who pretend to be something they're not for a living).
| Ellen Pao 2 days ago |
Kotakoti 4 days ago |
Cards Against Humanity 6 days ago | |
Ellen Pao is the hip and happenin' new azn CEO of reddit,instead of doing something lulzy and deleting subreddits populated by atheist circlejerkers and various other subhumans, she deletes a fat shaming subreddit in addition to others containing harassment.It's been revealed that she has a long history of combating harassment herself as she was "harassed"by a former boss to the point where she absolutely had to fuck him.Being a cheating whore is not her fault.How else is a liberated azn businesswoman supposed to make her way in the white man's world anyways?
| Kotakoti 2 days ago |
Cards Against Humanity 4 days ago |
Chris Kluwe 6 days ago | |
Ellen Pao is the hip and happenin' new azn CEO of reddit,instead of doing something lulzy and deleting subreddits populated by atheist circlejerkers and various other subhumans, she deletes a fat shaming subreddit in addition to others containing harassment.It's been revealed that she has a long history of combating harassment herself as she was "harassed"by a former boss to the point where she absolutely had to fuck him.Being a cheating whore is not her fault.How else is a liberated azn businesswoman supposed to make her way in the white man's world anyways?
| Kotakoti 2 days ago |
Cards Against Humanity 4 days ago |
Chris Kluwe 6 days ago | |
Kotakoti, also known as Dakota Rose and ダコタ・ローズ (real name Dakota Ostrenga), used to be a B grade (scene queen), but she was always in her older sister Kirsten’s (Kiki Kannibal) shadow, more or less.
First recognized to have been embroiled in the Kiki Kannibal Buzznet shitstorm, (circa 2006 - today), Dakota has since decided that she does not want to make the intelligent decision of learning from her older, whore sisters mistakes and has begun making quite a name for herself; namely on 4chan's cosplay & EGL imageboard, /cgl/ - also informally known as "bitch-capital".
Dakota spends most of her time slapping on 5lbs of makeup, using Photoshop in order to further her career in the speculative art of taking thousands of pictures of herself and uploading them to multiple social networking sites, like most "try-hards", only Dakota does it with more of a dramatical twist. When not running around in fields with her tripod, she can typically be found with her head in a toilet bowl in an attempts to become thin and attending the various model scouting sessions Dakota like to vivaciously tweet about.
She was signed to the Japanese agency Ufufu Girls who still tried to sell her as a living doll, who dropped her as soon as their 1-year contract was over and deleted fucking everything of Dakota from their website and jewtube, they have since found some other girl to sell their clothing. Bravo Models has still kept her on their website with their lulzy video of her which is proof that she photoshops her body thinner.
| Cards Against Humanity 2 days ago |
Chris Kluwe 4 days ago |
Asphyxiaphilia 6 days ago | |
Kotakoti, also known as Dakota Rose and ダコタ・ローズ (real name Dakota Ostrenga), used to be a B grade (scene queen), but she was always in her older sister Kirsten’s (Kiki Kannibal) shadow, more or less.
First recognized to have been embroiled in the Kiki Kannibal Buzznet shitstorm, (circa 2006 - today), Dakota has since decided that she does not want to make the intelligent decision of learning from her older, whore sisters mistakes and has begun making quite a name for herself; namely on 4chan's cosplay & EGL imageboard, /cgl/ - also informally known as "bitch-capital".
Dakota spends most of her time slapping on 5lbs of makeup, using Photoshop in order to further her career in the speculative art of taking thousands of pictures of herself and uploading them to multiple social networking sites, like most "try-hards", only Dakota does it with more of a dramatical twist. When not running around in fields with her tripod, she can typically be found with her head in a toilet bowl in an attempts to become thin and attending the various model scouting sessions Dakota like to vivaciously tweet about.
She was signed to the Japanese agency Ufufu Girls who still tried to sell her as a living doll, who dropped her as soon as their 1-year contract was over and deleted fucking everything of Dakota from their website and jewtube, they have since found some other girl to sell their clothing. Bravo Models has still kept her on their website with their lulzy video of her which is proof that she photoshops her body thinner.
| Cards Against Humanity 2 days ago |
Chris Kluwe 4 days ago |
Asphyxiaphilia 6 days ago | |
Cards Against Humanity is, or at least was, a lulzy card game that was basically the tabletop version of Encyclopedia Dramatica, where you would match regular question to random answers and create jokes about fags, niggers, trannies, kikes, japs, dykes, chinks, AIDS, whores, fat whores and the holocaust.
Later, all fun was officially banned after one of the creators befriended Zoe Quinn, became a full-on social justice faggot and started removing rape jokes, removing tranny jokes, removing offensive jokes (wasn't that the whole point of the game?) and replacing them with "non-triggering" substitutes, things like "White Privilege" and old memes. Finally, for his encore, he implicitly admitted to a rape he didn't commit because feminism.
| Chris Kluwe 2 days ago |
Asphyxiaphilia 4 days ago |
Ahuviya Harel 6 days ago | |
Cards Against Humanity is, or at least was, a lulzy card game that was basically the tabletop version of Encyclopedia Dramatica, where you would match regular question to random answers and create jokes about fags, niggers, trannies, kikes, japs, dykes, chinks, AIDS, whores, fat whores and the holocaust.
Later, all fun was officially banned after one of the creators befriended Zoe Quinn, became a full-on social justice faggot and started removing rape jokes, removing tranny jokes, removing offensive jokes (wasn't that the whole point of the game?) and replacing them with "non-triggering" substitutes, things like "White Privilege" and old memes. Finally, for his encore, he implicitly admitted to a rape he didn't commit because feminism.
| Chris Kluwe 2 days ago |
Asphyxiaphilia 4 days ago |
Ahuviya Harel 6 days ago | |
Christopher J Kluwe, aka Loate or ChrisWarcraft, is a former handegg punter who, when he got fired for being too old and too shitty, first blamed it on the the team not liking his obsession with faggots (his dad is, of course, a fucking millionaire... Spoiled rich kid is a racist and SJW? What are the odds?), and then tried to get revenge on them by exposing the fact some of them sleep with little girls. This soon backfired when people began asking why he helped cover up a statutory rape and bringing up the fact he calls people faggots and laughs at anal child rape while pretending to care about the rights of said faggots.
Today Chris can be found obsessively playing WoW like a lifeless loser, writing awful books, writing awful Gawker articles, making awful music, beating his kids and slowly transforming into a balding neckbeard while forcefully trying to insert himself into GamerGate in a pathetic attempt to both protect his video game journalist friends that he writes for/with and play in his band, as well as to cling to what spec of fading relevance he still has left.
| Asphyxiaphilia 2 days ago |
Ahuviya Harel 4 days ago |
Adf-fuensalida 6 days ago | |
Christopher J Kluwe, aka Loate or ChrisWarcraft, is a former handegg punter who, when he got fired for being too old and too shitty, first blamed it on the the team not liking his obsession with faggots (his dad is, of course, a fucking millionaire... Spoiled rich kid is a racist and SJW? What are the odds?), and then tried to get revenge on them by exposing the fact some of them sleep with little girls. This soon backfired when people began asking why he helped cover up a statutory rape and bringing up the fact he calls people faggots and laughs at anal child rape while pretending to care about the rights of said faggots.
Today Chris can be found obsessively playing WoW like a lifeless loser, writing awful books, writing awful Gawker articles, making awful music, beating his kids and slowly transforming into a balding neckbeard while forcefully trying to insert himself into GamerGate in a pathetic attempt to both protect his video game journalist friends that he writes for/with and play in his band, as well as to cling to what spec of fading relevance he still has left.
| Asphyxiaphilia 2 days ago |
Ahuviya Harel 4 days ago |
Adf-fuensalida 6 days ago | |
Asphyxiaphilia, also known as breath control, breath play, erotic asphyxiation, and "that's it, baby, choke the shit out of me!" is a popular fetish in the world of sexual deviants, found mainly in men and the BDSM community. Unlike the practice of autoerotic asphyxiation, the submissive freaks who are into this sporty brand of lust are unable to play their oxygen-depriving games solo, and must rely on another person to entertain their suicidal sexual needs, although said person can sometimes be substituted for various items such as balloons, condoms, swimming caps, diving masks, plastic bags, nose clips, and duct tape.
The main difference in this case is that you aren't tightening anything around your own neck and quickly cutting off the blood flow to your brain, you're covering your nose and mouth with your hand or an object or begging someone else to smother and choke you in an attempt to slowly starve you for oxygen. Either way, you're a psychotic moron for getting a thrill out of suffocating yourself or allowing someone to cut off your air supply for as long as, and sometimes longer, than you can endure.
You'll notice that this article isn't about a deviantARTist, a social justice warrior, or a feminist getting attention from GamerGate, and despite it's internet relevancy, is likely going to be regarded as boring and not traffic-worthy as a result. It may generate a little interest, but hey, don't hold your breath.
| Ahuviya Harel 2 days ago |
Adf-fuensalida 4 days ago |
Bahar Mustafa 6 days ago | |
Asphyxiaphilia, also known as breath control, breath play, erotic asphyxiation, and "that's it, baby, choke the shit out of me!" is a popular fetish in the world of sexual deviants, found mainly in men and the BDSM community. Unlike the practice of autoerotic asphyxiation, the submissive freaks who are into this sporty brand of lust are unable to play their oxygen-depriving games solo, and must rely on another person to entertain their suicidal sexual needs, although said person can sometimes be substituted for various items such as balloons, condoms, swimming caps, diving masks, plastic bags, nose clips, and duct tape.
The main difference in this case is that you aren't tightening anything around your own neck and quickly cutting off the blood flow to your brain, you're covering your nose and mouth with your hand or an object or begging someone else to smother and choke you in an attempt to slowly starve you for oxygen. Either way, you're a psychotic moron for getting a thrill out of suffocating yourself or allowing someone to cut off your air supply for as long as, and sometimes longer, than you can endure.
You'll notice that this article isn't about a deviantARTist, a social justice warrior, or a feminist getting attention from GamerGate, and despite it's internet relevancy, is likely going to be regarded as boring and not traffic-worthy as a result. It may generate a little interest, but hey, don't hold your breath.
| Ahuviya Harel 2 days ago |
Adf-fuensalida 4 days ago |
Bahar Mustafa 6 days ago | |
Usually when most people get an ED article on here, they are quick to either remove themselves from whatever got trolls attracted to them in the first place or they leave the internet forever. However, such was not the case for ADF-Fuensalida (Powerword: Phillip V. Haskins-Delici). Instead of attempting to live as a NORP, ADF continued to dramawhore on the interwebs. When the gay Democrat Hispanic Wiccan shtick gotten stale, he looked for other edgy subcultures to shove himself in he got a sex change and christened himself Ahuviya Rotem Harel✡ in the process. Quite rarely do you get to witness the transformation from lolcalf to full-blown lolcow.
Recently got involved in GamerGate claiming they tried to kill him in a drive-by shooting.
| Adf-fuensalida 2 days ago |
Bahar Mustafa 4 days ago |
Dave Hopkins 6 days ago | |
Usually when most people get an ED article on here, they are quick to either remove themselves from whatever got trolls attracted to them in the first place or they leave the internet forever. However, such was not the case for ADF-Fuensalida (Powerword: Phillip V. Haskins-Delici). Instead of attempting to live as a NORP, ADF continued to dramawhore on the interwebs. When the gay Democrat Hispanic Wiccan shtick gotten stale, he looked for other edgy subcultures to shove himself in he got a sex change and christened himself Ahuviya Rotem Harel✡ in the process. Quite rarely do you get to witness the transformation from lolcalf to full-blown lolcow.
Recently got involved in GamerGate claiming they tried to kill him in a drive-by shooting.
| Adf-fuensalida 2 days ago |
Bahar Mustafa 4 days ago |
Dave Hopkins 6 days ago | |
Adf-fuensalida aka Ahuviya Harel, and recently Ahuviya Harel Araujo (Powerword: Phillip V. Haskins-Delici) is a 29-year-old un-fabulous, gender bending, ASPIE Narutard who changes his political views more than he changes his own shit-stained underwear. He is also a TARTlet who has a persecution complex to rival that of Teruchan. Like any good weeaboo with strong opinions, ADF likes to draw existing animu characters out of character as soapboxes for his political and LGBT stances. If anyone comments on his attention-whoring ways, he dismisses it loudly in his journal as Trolling/homophobic/Christian/ Republican hate mail/flames/death threats and insists that anybody that is connected to 4chan and ED is after him. Keep dreaming, dumbass! He doesn't seem to grasp that his haters aren't anti-Democrat/homophobic/anti-Hispanic; they're just anti-HIM!
PART 2 IN THE NEXT AOTN! (sex change and GamerGate antics)
| Bahar Mustafa 2 days ago |
Dave Hopkins 4 days ago |
Boogie2988 6 days ago | |
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Generals think war should be waged like the tourneys of the Middle Ages. I have no use for knights; I need revolutionaries. |
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—Adolf Hitler, on the concept of war. | ||||
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Generals think war should be waged like the tourneys of the Middle Ages. I have no use for knights; I need revolutionaries. |
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—Adolf Hitler, on the concept of war. | ||||
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The antidote to the current cultural genocide campaign against the South is simple: secession and Southern independence. Don’t get distracted from that. |
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—Michael Hill, threatening to make good on 150 year old saber rattling. | ||||
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The antidote to the current cultural genocide campaign against the South is simple: secession and Southern independence. Don’t get distracted from that. |
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—Michael Hill, threatening to make good on 150 year old saber rattling. | ||||
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Am I a member of the ED Governemnt? |
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No, you're a faggot. |
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Am I a member of the ED Governemnt? |
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No, you're a faggot. |
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Police are racist because they arrest black people for crimes they've committed. |
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Police are racist because they arrest black people for crimes they've committed. |
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Hahahaha fgt... Try watching a stripper pick up a coin with her ass cheeks. |
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—J15M understands the importance of paper money | ||||
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Hahahaha fgt... Try watching a stripper pick up a coin with her ass cheeks. |
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—J15M understands the importance of paper money | ||||
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Also surprising and unsettling to see "booth babes" hired to pose with fans in front of the Dark Souls 3 #E3 display. |
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—Anita, shocked and appalled by a tradition as old as E3 itself | ||||
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Also surprising and unsettling to see "booth babes" hired to pose with fans in front of the Dark Souls 3 #E3 display. |
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—Anita, shocked and appalled by a tradition as old as E3 itself | ||||
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Never before in the field of human conflict was so much offense taken by so many over so little. |
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—Some guy, on the subject of fucking everything. | ||||
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Never before in the field of human conflict was so much offense taken by so many over so little. |
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—Some guy, on the subject of fucking everything. | ||||
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<Boudica> i swear im going to kick you if you start talking about magic <Dr_Rice> shutting down the pain in your nerves |
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—Friendship is Magic | ||||
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<Boudica> i swear im going to kick you if you start talking about magic <Dr_Rice> shutting down the pain in your nerves |
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—Friendship is Magic | ||||
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Maybe, but only if we give Sonichu blue arms, three scarves, and ultimately just redesign him as Big the Cat. |
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—Sonic the Hedgehog (official), on whether Sonichu will be a playable character in Sonic Boom | ||||
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Maybe, but only if we give Sonichu blue arms, three scarves, and ultimately just redesign him as Big the Cat. |
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—Sonic the Hedgehog (official), on whether Sonichu will be a playable character in Sonic Boom | ||||
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<phobos> youll sit in your shitty long island house eating doritos and farting mayo <phobos> screaming about Internet people |
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—Roy on farting mayo | ||||
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<phobos> youll sit in your shitty long island house eating doritos and farting mayo <phobos> screaming about Internet people |
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—Roy on farting mayo | ||||
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I've put out over 600 resumes between 2012 and 2014, when I lived in my previous city I believe I handed out a resume to every single restaurant I could find, some more than once. Just about all the resumes I used were perfectly fine, all relevant info there, organized, straight and to the point. Out of those hundreds of resumes, only a handful even called me back, none of them hired me. |
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—Sir Wulfington, the struggle is real | ||||
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I've put out over 600 resumes between 2012 and 2014, when I lived in my previous city I believe I handed out a resume to every single restaurant I could find, some more than once. Just about all the resumes I used were perfectly fine, all relevant info there, organized, straight and to the point. Out of those hundreds of resumes, only a handful even called me back, none of them hired me. |
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—Sir Wulfington, the struggle is real | ||||
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This was an offense to all known autistic people. Instead of learning absolute lies about Aspergers go educate yourself for real: <shameful wikipedo link redacted -Management> Signed: The Crimson F***er |
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This was an offense to all known autistic people. Instead of learning absolute lies about Aspergers go educate yourself for real: <shameful wikipedo link redacted -Management> Signed: The Crimson F***er |
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[I]f you think it matters politically that Wil Wheaton tweeted a thing then maybe you’ve been marinating in your own political juices a little too long. |
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—Fredrik deBoer | ||||
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[I]f you think it matters politically that Wil Wheaton tweeted a thing then maybe you’ve been marinating in your own political juices a little too long. |
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—Fredrik deBoer | ||||
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Isn't it ironic that after all the number ones Elvis had, he then goes and dies while having a number two? |
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—Unknown | ||||
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Isn't it ironic that after all the number ones Elvis had, he then goes and dies while having a number two? |
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—Unknown | ||||
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FEMINISM is not a dirty word. It does not mean you hate men. It does not mean you hate girls that have nice legs and a tan, and it does not mean you are a 'bitch' or 'dyke'; it means you believe in equality. |
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Transracialism is a self-diagnosed psychological condition #WrongSkin #transracial
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VICE is the McDonald's of journalism. #vice #clickbait
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Rachel Dolezal be black y'all. #wrongskin #transnigger
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Bruce Jenner (also known as Caitlyn Jenner) is a washed up sports celebrity and murderer of old ladies…
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