Leah Remini

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She's such a boring cow, she wears a bra for a wet shirt photo-shoot

For the most part, people that sign up for Scientology are people that have become disenfranchised with their religion and fearing the giant spaghetti monster answer of when you're dead your dead, usually sign up for a new belief that promises an afterlife and claims to be compatible with science or they are wannabe Nazis that have no problem paying out millions of dollars a year to have someone tell them they are special and better than all the othet hairless monkeys that have ever walked on the planet Earth.
For the most part, they're mostly harmless and boring just going through life looking to feed their narcissic personalities by throwing money at someone who will tell them that they are so exceptional and interesting in the whole 14 Billion year history of the universe that G-D or rather Xenu will keep them alive after their death. Most are like this with a few exceptions and the most exceptional is Leah Remini. Much like John Travolta in Saturday Night Fever, Leah is trying to bring back a fad that is near dead. Done much better by shows like South Park, the hacker group Anonymous and websites like Operation Clambake, Leah Remini thinks that if she climbs on the Scientology is evil bandwagon and joins in on the popular past time of trolling Tom Cruise that she can bring back to life a career that could best be described as an almost 10 year fad when people actually watched King of Queens.

Her Carreer As An Actor

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I have to admit, she looked pretty good on Saved by the Bell, too bad it didn't last. It's like someone slammed the ugly window on her face, but where G-D closes a window :) She does have a nice body

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And right here we have the look that will define her for the redt of her life, huge forhead and trying to look like an Italian/Jewish Bronx whore cross breed

You mean she had one? I tend to believe that to be able to say you have a carreer doing something you should be able to consistently be able to rely on said skill for a long period of time.
Max Von Sydow is a carreer actor. Charlton Heston was a carrer actor. Ernest Hemmingway was a carreer writer. For most of her life, Leah Remini was at best a bit actor that was only capable of getting bit parts in less than popular shows like Cheers and Saved By The Bell.
It wasn't until 1998 when she was tossed a pity fuck and got cast in the King of Queens to be carried by talent like Kevin James and Jerry Stiller to simply play the pair of tits that Kevin James' character Doug Heffernan is unfortunately married to. Due to her inability to convey emotion or speak in anything other than monotone, if it weren't for much better actors, as I have said Jerry Stiller, this show wouldn't have lasted as long as it did.
Much like most had predicted, when the show ended Leah Remini was out of a job and facing few to none future prospects, much like the half Italian she is getting pinched by a prosecutor, she quickly sold out everything she claimed to stand for and jumped on the "I Hate $cientology," bandwagon with her other Jewish half screaming "Money! Money! Money!"

Troublemaker

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Buy the book. She needs the money.

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Being a stuck up bitch this is about all she'll let you see of her tits

Some time in 2013, Leah Remini's carreer was at an all time low and following her agent's advice, she looked to drum up some publicity for free advertisement to make her relative and hirable again.
Short on cash because she just paid her Scientology dues and freshly butthurt over the fact that David Miscavige flunked her a bridge level and took away some of her super powers like mind reading and flight she felt it was time to embrace the role of playing junky's regret by blaming the dealer but never the drug or herself.
Her book read's like every "I Escaped A Cult" books whether it be from the Moonies Unification Church, The Manson Family, Jonestown or Heaven's Gate.
Leah Remini was a Naive, wide eyed innocent child who was brought into the fold by her parents as a wee child and because she was so young at her age of indoctranation, she took everything she was told as the truth. L. Ron Hubbard was god. The Sea Org girl's uniform of hotpants, no panties, no bra and a tied hillbilly shirt that ended exactly 2 and three-quarter inches bellow the nipple was functional and respectable. Everything Scientology leaders said was the truth whether it be educating the inner city about drugs and helping addicts quit, opening schools in Third world shitholes to teach poor farmers sustainable farming techniques or that the movie version of Battlefield Earth wouldn't be filled with plot holes, bad acting, Deus Ex Machina and a laughable premise.
Much like every junkie or cult victim before her, Leah Remini tries to reduce her involvement, role as a member and double place herself solely in the role of a victim. For instance, it is a well known fact that if you you belonged to a Leah Remini fan club or wrote her a letter asking for a picture, when she was in $cientology, you would be placed on a Scientology mailing list and receive flyers in the mail every other week. She actively harassed fellow actors like Kevin James and Jerry Stiller into joining Scientology. She actively campaigned for money donations for Scientology. Like everyone to ever play the victim, Leah Remini tries to reduce her involvement by never even talking about putting her fan club members on Scientology mailing lists or plays the babe in the woods routine saying that she didn't know the whole dark evil that Scientology was all about and they used her innocence against her.