Brony

Typical Brony.

Typically adult male fans of the television show My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, bronies are what happens when you combine the scourge of the internet that is the furfag with the neurotic, neck bearded man-child that is your average member of society. Spawned one night by a sick and twisted Anon in the darkest depths of /co/, they have spread across the internet like AIDS through an African village using their genetic blend of troll resilience and furry faggotry. One by one, websites have fallen under their sway until even the last bastion of brony resistance, 4chan, fell to their faggotry. They are a meme gone horribly wrong, a collection of users who were too faggy even for the furfags. By the lulz were they created, and the lulz shall they destroy. May Raptor Jesus have mercy on our souls.

Analysis of Bronies

Fact: Not one of these people have a job.

There are many problems with this embarrassment to God. As a matter of fact, we should just list them right now, no questions asked:

• Bronies spread their unfunny memes faster than AIDS spreads at a Native African orgy, even taking other, dead memes and raping them to infinity and beyond. The evidence for this is clear. For example, the meme "Needs to be 20% cooler" is funnier to type than it is to actually hear. In the episode itself, Twilight Sparkle's voice actor sounds totally uninterested in what the fuck she is reading. And not just for that moment in the show, really ALL THE TIME.

• They feel the need to defend the show, saying it's a perfect example of everything a good animated series needs, like forgettable music scores, piss poor flash animation, and a script riddled with goofy moments BECAUSE IT'S MEANT FOR CHILDREN and references that supposedly make it complex but really just add filler to the (nonexistent) scripts.

• Bronies are deluded people in the first place, and that reflects on their opinions of the show. Like the three main popular shows on Cartoon Network (Adventure Time, Gumball, and Regular Show) those shows got attention only because of their sexual appeal and general stupidity. My Little Pony is basically the popularity of Adventure Time and Gumball combined; it's popular because it's the easy-to-sexualize animals and the assumption that everyone is a neon lesbian put into one. It's a shit storm of bad animation, unfunny memes, and Encyclopædia Dramatica articles writing themselves. But for this reason just listed alone, it corrupts the (already pathetic) brain of a Ponyfag into believing that the show is well animated, well written, creative, has superb music and sound, and a gold mine of well deserved popularity. In reality, it is merely a show made by a crazy cunt who did some good shows in the past but fucked up the target audience for this and grabbed... God knows what.

Furfags or hipsters?

That's a fucking hipster if I saw one!

It's hard to say what exactly the brony menace is. Are they a bunch of furfags or hipster fags? Both. My Little Pony is a show about neon girly animals, this gives the furfag community a boner. Now as for why hipsters love this show it's clearly obvious. Hipsters hate what adults like, however, adults do not fully understand this brony thing and they don't understand why grown males would watch a show for little girls. Thus making My Little Pony perfect hipster bait for every possible hipster reason.

Despite obviously being a bunch of closet furfags, bronies claim they are not furries and will go to great lengths to prove their point. Ironically, even though bronies claim to love and tolerate all the faces of the Internet, they constantly denounce and cast-out furries from any of their boards/discussions.

Why?

Subtle messages are hallmarks of this show.

“	“Shame” is an interesting word. I think the cuteness and childishness appeals to our original innocence, and innocence knows no shame. Ponies are not the beginning either; /b/tards have a history of embracing cute and innocent things. That was Boxxy’s appeal. Then there’s cats. Rozen Maiden. Robot Unicorn Attack. The list goes on. What’s interesting is this runs parallel with the /b/tard reputation for being the most vile, wretched goblins on the entire interbutts. I think they’re connected. I think in order to get a disgusting perverted adult, you have to start with a kid just oozing innocence, and beat the fuck out of them. Feed them lies, then laugh at them for believing you. Watch the disillusion sink in as their innocence is torn from them in childhood, seared out of them in school, and then are cast out into the world to be bachelor frogs. So they fap and they struggle with major depression and they rage and they do all the things damaged people do. But somewhere deep down they remember what they were. Maybe part of them is still that way. They see ponies, and damn society’s gender roles, they like them. Then they fap to them, but then they continue to watch the show because it reminds them of something good and pure they had before the hardness of the world robbed them of it.	„
—anonymous /co/

	“	Hasbro completely missed their target audience and hit the internet virgin 18-25 year old male instead.	„
	—Sethisto[1]

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  Comparable to a brony drug-dealer. (notice the srsly freaked out woman behind him)
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  This is a brony.
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  Every single one of these people is a faggot.
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  So authentic!

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  What they love more than sweet pony pussy.
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  The ponyfag cancer makes it's way onto v.
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  I can't clop to this!
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  This is what BroNYCon looks like.
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  Put them out of their misery.
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  Seattle's PAX 2011's Ponyfag contingent. You can't make this shit up.
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  Some ponyfag have taken lessons from otaku and own pillows with pictures of their waifu on them.
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  Want retarded kids? Give them retarded toys.
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  Bronies get more bitches than you do.
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  How Ponyfags are made.
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  The cancer found its way into Minecraft.
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  Ponyfags have assburgers syndrome.
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  There's something horribly wrong with these statistics.
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  Typical brony activity
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  Your resistance only makes my penis harder!
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  DAT PLOT
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  Ponyfags are and will always be forever alone.
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  Hello ladies!
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  Pedro gets his cutie mark
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  How Ponyfags see 9/11
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  clop clop clop
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  Typical episode of MLP.
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  Common inflation artist that can't draw shit.
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  Another example of a common inflation artist that still can't draw shit but instead jacks off to it.
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  Typical Brony doing brony things.

"Famous" bronies

Chris-chan was a brony before it was cool.

• Chris Chan
• Seth Green
• Sethisto
• weev
• Yelling at Cats
• Yamino

Related Articles

• My Little Pony
• Furry

External Links

• Meet 'bronies' -- grown men who are fans of My Little Pony
• The bronies take Manhattan

Brony is part of a series on My Little Pony [CLOP CLOP CLOPFRIENDSHIP IS MAGIC]

BRONY PRIDE AleximusPrime • Angryjedi • AvantGardePony • Balddumborat • Brandon Scott Hole • CelticBrony • Chris-chan • Digibrony • DisneyMaster • EpicKitty54 • Evan Gragg • Fluttershy • GodofUnicorns • Jennifer Diane Reitz • Lil Miss Jay • Lordshadrach • MandoPony • MidnightMuffinDA • Moleman9000 • Mr Hands • MysteriousMrEnter • Pewdie-Pinkiepie • Pinkiepony • PPPProject • Princessdimaond • Reitanna-Seishin • Sethisto • Sonmanic • Spax3 • The Eclectic Espeon • The Unknown Autobot • Weegeeisgoingtokillm • weev • Venom2204 • Braeburned • 20% COOLER /mlp/ • Brony • Bronystate • Cupcakes • Daring Do Book Series‎ • Dear Hasbro • Derpy Hooves • FimFiction • Friendship is Witchcraft • iBrony • Las Pegasus Unicon • Lauren Faust • MLP Forums • My Little Pony • My Little Pony: Equestria Girls • Padded Ponies • Pony Cum Jar Project • PonyIsland • Princess Molestia • Tara Strong PARASPRITES Curt Sibling • Dongforce • Ghost • GNAA • Gruntchovski • Howard Stern • Lee Goldson • Niggest Crook Force • Sam Hyde • Sane Human Beings