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Radiohead
Radiohead is a shitty band from England that only whiny indiefags, angsty /mu/tants and emos like. They have recently gathered a large following of dedicated fans who will defend them at all costs. Because they take a more open mind to understand the true brilliance of their music, they often attract elitist faggots who, when you say that you don't like a Radiohead song or album, will lose their shit and tell you how ignorant you are, and that you will never understand the brilliance of Radiohead.
The Beginning
In the year of 1985 A.D., some brits by the names of Thom Yorke, Johnny Greenwood, his incestuous brother Colin Greenwood, House lookalike Ed O'Brian, and Phil Selway. They were at first a total Smiths ripoff, but when Nirvana's Nevermind was released, they decided to do grunge, and released the failed abortion named Pablo Honey. People hated Pablo Honey so much that even the band members said it was shit (That means you should go on non-Pablo Honey Radiohead songs and praise Pablo Honey)
1995-1997
After Pablo Honey was shat out back in 1993, they decided to make a good album for a change, and The Bends was made. Unlike Pablo Honey, people actually liked it, but it sold like, 10 copies, and no one other than music critics gave two fucks. Then, Thom thought it would be so creative to incorporate electronics into their shitty music, so they made OK Computer. Bricks were shat, copies were sold, and the nightmares had become true, Radiohead was actually fucking popular. So popular that they even got a movie about OK Computer and it's accompanying tour!
Kid A
After the extremely stressful tour Radiohead was burned out, and they were on the verge of breaking up. But then, like the genius Thom Yorke always is, he famously said,
And the glorious /mu/ punching bag album Kid A was made...
Kid A was an album that everyone hated, but then said how amazing it was when everyone began liking it. It even somehow got them a fucking Grammy for "Best Alternative Album".
2000-Last Thursday
As of late, no one has given much of a fuck about Radiohead except for their first album with love songs, where Thom does his best impersonation of getting fucked in the ass, and about his lust for Johnny's cock. They also got another fucking Grammy for the album, showing proof that Radiohead have become are a shitty and overrated band, since Grammy awards signal overrated musicians (see Adele). Though, there was something interesting in the horizon...
THOM YORKE CAN DANCE!!1!!11
Last Thursday, Radiohead posted a video for their new piece of shit Lotus Flower, no one cared about the fucking song, no no no, everyone was watching the nigga dance!
And GIFs were made...
Miley Cyrus gets buttfucked
During the Grammy awards ceremony, Miley Cyrus wanted Radiohead to come visit her in her room and gang bang her. Unfortunately, they didn't want her smelly, ugly cunt near them, and they said,
Miley, like the bratty little cunt she is, got extremely butthurt and decided she now hates Radiohead because they didn't come to her room. She got so butthurt that she decided to rant on them in interviews, and the man himself got in on the fiasco.
How Radiohead Treat Their Fans
How To Troll Radiohead Fans
- Say that all of their albums suck, for bonus points, say that Pablo Honey was their only good one
- Say that Thom Yorke has an ugly voice
- Say that Thom Yorke is ugly
- Say that Miley Cyrus was right to hate on Radiohead for not visiting her
- Tell them that Muse is better, for bonus points, say that they are a Muse ripoff
- Tell them that Coldplay is better
- Tell them Atoms for Peace is better
- Tell them that you prefer any album over Kid A/OK Computer
- Make a video saying how much Radiohead sucks and pronounce Thom's name wrong as well as playing a Radiohead song in the background
- Show them this page
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Gee Thom, where'd you get those two wieners?
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