Gaston

The bro himself.

He likes to watch.

A sort of popular meme on 4chan /b/. His main purpose is to tenderly love all the women who stand in his way, his secondary purpose was to counter desu, as he is the essence of manliness.

The Man, the Legend, Gaston

LOL WUT

Made entirely of Titanium, steel, diamond, and covered in hair, his only goal in life is to have sex with as many women as possible, his current record being 6 (Suiseiseki, Souseiseki, Suigintou, Kanaria, Shinku, Hinaichigo - he is apparently a dollfag). His other life mission is to kill furries like the Beast. He is champion of everything, because Noone can (insert verb here) like Gaston.

Dead sexy.

Gaston shows Belle the meaning of life.

Last Thursday, a challenger appeared to counter Gaston's title as the essence of manliness. Yuri Kerane, along with his rape-toy Ghinius, declared himself to be more manly than Gaston. It is yet unknown who the victor is. Not to mention his rival Clayton, a forced meme born from the depths of 7chan. Some argue this is Speedycat's doing.

Gaston was originally in the Disney film Beauty and the Beast. Though the film shows Gaston getting pwned, the original ending was that he not only made the Beast into a nice rug, but then proceeded to stick it in Belle's pooper before ordering her to make him a sandwich. The rest is history.

The Gaston Medleys

Gaston at his finest.

Gaston in real life doing what he does best.

Gaston better equipped for lulz.

A song about a rumor concerning Gaston.
You decide which parts are true.

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Gaston Video and Modified Lyrics

Play this tune with these modified lyrics every time you're feeling the anti-lulz is killing the internet hate machine.

“	Gosh it disturbs me to see you, Anon looking so down in the dumps. Everyone here'd love to be you Anon even when taking your lumps. There's no man online as admired as you you're everyone's favorite troll. Everyone's awed and inspired by you you racist, sociopath asshole. No...one...posts like Anon no one boasts like Anon No one shows little kids goatse quite like Anon. For there's no man online half as manly perfect, a man free of fail you can ask any Doug, Snacks or Zimmer and they'll tell you who posts girls worth a trip to jail. No...one...flames like Anon No one blames like Anon No one's got ROMs of pirated games like Anon Anonymous: "To your 12 year old niece I'm INDIIIIMIDATING" My what a guy that Anon! Give five "Fuck you!"s Give twelve internets Anon is the best and the rest fake their GETs. No...one...faps like Anon Hates those Japs like Anon No one posts his collection of traps like Anon. Girls: For there's no one as mean and abusive. Anonymous: Hey you cunts, Tits or GTFO. Whether massive or scraggly and scrawny. Anonymous: "I've got millions of images I want to show". No one's met an Anon makes us wet like Anon No one's openly gay for Bridget like Anon. Anonymous: "I'm especially good at hidiiiing my lolis". OHSHI- Partyvan for Anon! Anonymous: "When I was a lad I saved porn every day, and I watched my collection grow large. But then I found /b/ and the others just like me so it's roughly the size of a baaaaarge". No...one...hits like Anon matches wits like Anon No one pays Gaia camwhores for tits like Anon. Anonymous: "ZOMG REI I CAME *FAPFAP-FAAAAAAAAAP-FAPFAPFAP*" Man what a con Anon Anonymous: /v/irgin I'm afraid I've been thinking A sumptuous camwhore? Anonymous: NO U But that crazy /k/omrade is her father And is rifles are nothing but slow But the wheels in my head have been turning Since I looked at that paranoid fag See I'd promised myself I'd be fucking that Belle And right now I'm evolving a plaaaan No One... plots like Anon Takes Cheap Shots like Anon And persecutes scientologists like Anon When He's fucking that whore, we'll be ceeelebrating Man what a Con Anon	„

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  You're doing it wrong, dumbass.
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  Gaston yelled at the top of lung
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  The wonders of matrimony.
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  Gaston and his army.
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  Lookin' handsome all the time.

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  A CHALLENGER APPEARS.
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  ANOTHER CHALLENGER APPEARS!
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  Nobody takes the knot like Gaston.
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  The Beast? A challenger appears.
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  Gaston likes a nice cup of tea. Let's hope he cleans the crockery afterwords.
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  MANLINESS!!
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  No one eats their breakfast like Gaston.
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  A midget admires Gaston's perfect teeth.
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  Gaston makes sure he gets his daily dose of man flesh.
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  Gaston about to do what he does best with Belle.
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  Gaston after attempting failure for the first time.
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  No one spits tobacco like Gaston.
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  Gaston on the issue of twilight.
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  A CHALLENGER APPEARS....?
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  No one sparkles like......lol wut?
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  Gaston thinks of something evil.
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  Mud keeps his skin silky smooth.
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  Might not seem like it, but Gaston is winning.
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  Gaston is larger than life.
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  Belgians doing it wrong.
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  To boldly go where no man will ever go.
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  Look at that chin goddamn
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  What is this heresy?!

Frequently Asked Questions

Q: So I heard that no ones dick is as incredibility thick as Gaston's, any comments?

• Gary Motherfucking Oak: Incorrect. Not even Gaston can ignore my girth.

See also

• Man
• Jock
• Disney
• Desu
• Dean

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