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Ke$$$ha, an upstanding young woman who would certainly never lie about being raped.

Ke$ha Rose Sebert is an Americunt singer, songwriter and rapper who somehow rose to fame despite having no talent and abusing auto-tune almost as much as Sarah Nyberg abuses children. Kesha should have ended up like most young musicians and simply faded into obscurity, but this was not to be the case – Instead, Ke$ha decided to follow the lead of certain other upstanding young citizens and jump aboard the rape train.

Locked into a 4-year contract with Sony, Ke$ha decided that rather taking the honourable way out she would instead accuse her producer of raping her a decade ago in the hopes that Sony would release her from her contract.

Die Young at Sandy Hook Elementary

A terrified Ke$ha is forced to pose with her abuser, look at the fear in her eyes!
Ke$ha is a dirty liar.

#FreeKesha

#FreeKesha (pronounced "Freak-Show") is quite possibly the most retarded hashtag to ever grace the online cesspool that is Twitter.



#SonySupportsRape

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Ke$ha Fantards Bully Maggie Lindemann

Carter Reynolds, professional paedophile and douche.

Maggie Lindemann is a singer, songwriter, 16-year-old girl and the ex-girlfriend of Carter Reynolds – A paedophile and child pornographer who makes a living by being a massive faggot and attention whore on Vine.


   
 
Maggie Lindemann is a ugly, disgusting ignorant cunt
 

 
 

—MATTHEW MONTALVO, calling a Maggie a cunt

   
 
I hate Maggie fatty lindemann
 

 
 

—needyjai

   
 
maggie lindemann is such a cunt wtf
 

 
 

—confusedhalsey

   
 
Fuck Maggie Lindemann. She wanted people on her side during her situation but chooses to side against Kesha? Disgusting.
 

 
 

—SonniNichole

   
 
so maggie lindemann claimed being sexually assaulted but now says Kesha is lying. that rat has craved, is craving and will crave attention.
 

 
 

—saddadalex

   
 
if you still support maggie lindemann, unfollow me right now. you're just as dumb and pathetic as her
 

 
 

imabelieberhey

   
 
Maggie Lindemann was sexually assaulted herself, yet chooses not to support Kesha??? Da fuq??
 

 
 

—K†NG K†LL, attacking an assault survivor who called out Ke$ha's bullshit

   
 
I'd never heard of Maggie Lindemann before today, but its nice to see common sense isn't dead.
 

 
 

—Steve Vanden-Eykel, speaker of truths

Quotes

   
 
no i am not jewish! me and my friends just made a jew rap that was dope as $hit! that was my nickname Dr.Dreidel.
 

 
 

—Ke$$$ha, denying her Zionism

   
 
She might be part Jewish... after all she's put a dollar sign in her name.
 

 
 

WhiteRights

   
 
I'm so glad that millions have been talking about Kesha. #FreeKesha People finally know that she isn't just a "drunk whore". She's so strong
 

 
 

—Kyle McIntyre, on Ke$ha being a lying drunk whore

   
 
dr. luke literally created the party/ drunken girl image for kesha so that when this all came out she wouldn't be taken seriously
 

 
 

—possiblydianna, being literally retarded

   
 
Mark Geragos' statement is completely false and defamatory. Luke met Lady Gaga twice for less than half an hour total in those two meetings combined. He has never been alone with her and never touched her. Neither meeting was in that time frame reported.
 

 
 

—Lady Gaga's lawyer exposes Mark Geragos' lies

   
 
Kesha is so gross, how could u even get a boner, let alone rape her ?
 

 
 

—Steve Polychronopolous, speaker of truths


   
 
kill dr luke and kill the judge who ruled in his favor #FreeKesha
 

 
 

punkbandsharry, requesting the murder of a judge

   
 
I want Dr. Luke dead .
 

 
 

LuxxSOCIAL

   
 
PSA: fuck a contract n kill Dr Luke
 

 
 

Shayla Hannigan

   
 
where does Dr Luke stay at? I'm about to free Kesha myself
 

 
 

—KababPapi, asking for Dr. Luke's dox

   
 
I hope Dr. Luke gets eaten by dogs
 

 
 

—waterfallvoyeur

   
 
It's 2016 and victims of rape are still being blamed and silenced
 

 
 

—ALadyontheDeen points out the current year





Videos


Ke$$$ha's best song.

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