Dune

	“	He who can destroy something truly controls it	„
	—Paul Atreides

Dune was a decent Sci-Fi series by this guy named Frank Herbert that shows that even the best of books can become a steaming piece of shit, despite having a good director like David Lynch, when the Jew producers have too much power and control too many parts of the movie making process. If you're a geek girl or a woman 40 or older you probably only know the movie because of Kyle McLaughlin and Sting.

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Despite Frank and his wife becoming Worm Food, the series was continued by his son Brian and his gay lover Kevin who were looking less to continue tge series and more to continue their San Francisco, Bath-House lifestyle when they were living on Frank's dime.

It has strong elements of penis and size envy as everyone, man or woman, are trying to Ride the largest of worms for some kind of societal rank. The worms are the base of their star faring civilization because when they die, they explode into a large spice cloud, that is actually the Sand Worm's eggs, that is center to this universe's modern life style of bald headed witches, mutating guild navigators and military analysts because robots that are capable of thinking like people have been outlawed, due to the fact that Bender finally got off his lazy, Mexican ass and finally decided to destroy all humans in the year 3036. Computers like navigation systems, calculators and the HAL 9000 have all been declared illegal.

It won't be for 3 or 4 books later that you find out that Arakis is a desert because Sand Trout devour all the water and then join together, some time later, to form a sand worm that is allergic to water and will insta-die if it comes into contact with it.

Recurring themes throughout the series include selective breeding and eugenics to produce the Uber Mensch along with the 2 historical uses for women. The first being a Dick Holster and the second being a hired whore/assassin that can slip a couple miligrams of cyanide into some basement dwellers corn flakes.

Dune 2

	“	I'll cuckold you and dare you to expose me. Cuckold me all you wish ... but no child.	„
	—Conversation between the Princess Irulan and the Emperor Paul Mua'Dib who does not want to sire the Antichrist

Hippie Frank realized that he had, in his shroom-stupor, inadvertently wrote a novel praising Fascism and people loved it. So he wrote Dune: Messiah in an effort to "undo his own work."

Dune 3

In exchange for never being able to fuck, Leto III gains impenetrable armor and immortality along with every weeaboo's fantasy of marrying his twin sister. No Wincest.

The Lady Jessica, Paul's Mother, turns against these evil kids because she wanted Paul to make babies with Princess Irulan. Pissed off, Lady Jessica leaves the planet with Captain Picard so she can have someone to knock boots with and because he isn't above or against her making plans to kill off her grandchildren.

Dune 4

Frank gets up on his soapbox for this one. Says that 3500 years of brutal despotic rule will make humanity so sick of kings, that when the empire falls, everyone will become anarchists. The Virgin Leto is metaphorically and literally cucked and then killed by his Chad Clone.

Dune 5 and 6

Frank's wife and defacto first editor died so there is no one to reign in Frank's bullshit. 5 and 6 are really lower quality and it shows. All the dead characters from previous books come back as clones. Mexican Feminists versus Muslim Feminists. And Jews being Jews.

Bene Gesserit

Space Feminists who use prostitution, scheming, and hypnotic voice to gain political power, not unlike the feminists of today. The main difference being that they don't ally with nigger and faggots (who all died in some grand jihad long ago). These space feminists are trained to pleasure men and manipulate religions so that people worship them. They are also aware enough to know that a male with their powers would naturally be stronger than all of them combined but still want to manipulate and control him.

Ttleilaxu

Shape-shifting sterile incels who turned their entire female population into mindless incubation chambers that don't say no and pump out various Chad Gholas. They mock everything, using multiple layers of irony and satire. Despite striving for genetic perfection their leaders are feeble, big-brained dwarves. Ttleilaxu are the main antagonists in book 2 but then become progressively weaker after each instalment until they are genocided by Mexican Feminists, but not before cloning all the main characters from previous books because Frank is a hack.

Jews

	“	But their secrecy is such that you could work a lifetime beside a jew and never suspect. They call it Complete Cover	„
	—Frank Herbert is Woke

Yes there are actual Jews in Dune 6. The twist in book 7, The Jews of Dune, was that the Jew who joined the main cast would betray everyone and start Ragnarok but Frank mysteriously died before he could finish the series.

other books

Horrible mockeries. Clones gallore. Subversion within subversion within subversion. Brian rapes his father's corpse every night. Remember, if you want to read Dune, then pirate it because Frank's dead all the money is going to his even more talentless son.

Gallery

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  Rule 34. Before the Internet.

See also

Shit that Dune is better than:

• Harry Potter
• Twilight

Shit that rips off dune:

• Halo
• Islam
• Star Wars
• Warhammer 40000

External links

• http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dune_(franchise)
• http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dune_(novel)
• http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dune_(film)

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