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Cyborg

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Cyborg is a cure-all for horny women and gays. He's apparently a nigger football player born and raised in South Detroit who got into an accident and had to have parts of his body replaced with robot parts; he was castrated while doing so. DC Comics introduced him in 1980 with a revealing outfit (meant to be his "cybernetic enhancements") exposing his pecs, and he spent the 1980s and half the 1990s being the male equivalent of Wonder Woman. In 2017, Grid was introduced, finally putting an end to the lack of a Supergirl counterpart. Cyborg's catchphrase is "BOO-YAH!"

He was part of the LJ Lice Drama and his short temper was caused by the rampant headlice going around. Making him itch. You sick fuck. He is also a victim of LoveBugz for some reason.

Sonbreezie and her DC brethren are the majority of Cyborg fangirls and boys, however everyone else likes him because he has a likable personality, not for his sex appeal, which makes Sonbreezie a sick fuck.

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Cyborg in his pec-revealing romper
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Cyborg giving you bedroom eyes
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Cyborg, looking wasted, crosses his arms under the Captain Obvious caption
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Cyborg trying to flex his exposed pecs or something?
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He was even hot as a human
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Cyborg became a weeaboo
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From one look at him, we judge he has a big, solid penis
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Look at those amazing abs

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