Boy band

Typical Boy Band Music Video

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A "Boy-Band" is a type of musical-group that consists of usually 4 - 6 teenage-men who are so greedy for money, they are willing to pretend to 'like' girls. Boy bands tend to get around 200,000,000 views on the You tubes. However, everyone with common-sense knows that this is because pre-teen and teenage girls are the only shitheads who don't know how to pirate music yet, thus resulting in high-rankings on the iTunes Charts. Boy bands usually last a healthy 5 - 7 years before biting the dust. Usually targeted at whorish 12 year old girls and 13 year old boys, most of which are fags.

History

In the 1960's, record-producers wanted even moar monies. So they made bands like 'The Beach Boys', and 'The Osmonds'. The genre died in the 70's, but in the 80's they were like fuck-it so they brought it back. In the 1990's, they tried-to make a "Girl-band" named "The Spice Girls". What an atrocity that was 0.o

List of notable boy-bands

The Backstreet Boys : Best-selling Boy band of all-time. You probably know them from Wierd Al's parody, and the video of the Chinese guys singing "I want it that way'

N'SYNC : Summed up by 'Justin Timberlake'. Also, by looking at the music-video of Bye Bye Bye, you get that weird feeling of like, 'I remember seeing them on Kids WB or some shit like that'. This band was made at least 100 years ago.

BoyzIIMen : A bunch of niggers. The end.

Jonas Brothers : Trio of brothers. Relevant from 2007 - 2010. BUT NO MORE!!

Westlife : Irish cunts from the year 2000. Like Bye Bye Bye, you get that weird 'oh shit I though I've seen them on the WB or something' feeling for some unknown reason.

One Directions : The current fags of the year. A bunch of Englishmen singing about, guess what!? GIRLS!!!!! If you watch the music-video for "You don't know you're beautiful", watch as Liam (Brown-Hair and red pants) is constantly pushed to the side in the shots and is barely singing because he doesn't give a fuck.

98 Degrees : Idk probably some shitty fags

New Kids On The Block : This name is the most generic name for a boy-band, ever.

Oh Boyz : Look it up

Big Time Rush : Relevant from 2010. I'm not in America right now so I haven't heard from those shit-heads. Feel free to delete this part =)

Your Typical American Boy-Band

I WANT MONIES. How does I maek boy-bands?

STEP 1: GET 4 - 5 Attractive Teenage boys and offer them monies for singing. STEP 2: Write songs using these words and sentences/phrases :

• Honey
• Girl
• Baby
• Chick
• Fine
• Woman
• You're eyes make me _____.
• I want you
• Let's do this girl
• You and me
• When I first saw you
• You make me complete/You light up my world.
• Love ya'

Or go here and replace a bunch-of the words there.

Step 3: Auto-Tune Plus+ Brilliant choreography. Step 4: Shitty FL Studio or MixCraft Song Step 5: ????? Step 6: Wait Step 7: PROFIT!! Step 8: Start cycle-over 6 years later+.