Giovanna Plowman

Giovanna Plowman is a suburban teen with a longing for fame, the spotlight, and the taste of menstrual blood. Upon first posting a video of herself drinking blood from her tampon to Failbook, the five-minute clip was then reposted to JewTube, gaining instant attention from 4chan, 9fag, and almost every other cancerous source. Despite being perpetually flagged down from YouTube on the grounds of being "shocking and disgusting", Giovanna's fame continues to rise, leaving internet experts baffled at what extents the post-postmodern youth of America are willing to go to receive their peer's attention, no matter how negative it may be.

America's future

	“	Official twitter account of giovanna plowman. :) hii i'm the new youtube star i ONLY made that video cause it was a dare, and i wanted to get famous!	„
	—Giovanna Plowman

Careful analysis of the video reveals that we never really know where the tampon is really coming from, the camera continually showing her face and a tampon baptized in blood. One could easily create fake blood too. The fact is, it doesn’t take a lot to impress naïve teenagers and make them believe anything. Jackass has done disgusting things too, and the hideous subhuman creatures lurking in the dark regions of the internet have done much worse.

Video

	“	This video has been removed as a violation of JewTube's fascist policy on hardcore to the EAR WAX content. So now it's on this site.	„

THE BETTER VIDEO IS ON THIS SENTENCES LINK!

Reaction

Many people got so fucking raped when they saw the video when they were too much of a fucking pussy to handle this HAAAARDC0Re shit. They ended up with shit falling out their assholes when they got so fucking scared and started shitting out explosive diarrhea in the ass. Giovanna has owned many people.

	“	@ItsGiovannaP Your deluded and disgusting!	„
	—they're all pretty much like this. The post had used the word "you're" as "your", because she's too much of a fucking retard to solve grammar.

	“	GOD DAMMIT!!!! WHAT THE FUCK IS YOUR PROBLEM?!	„
	—Her mom speaks.

“   I'm really glad you're not trying to trick us into thinking you're faking eating a used tampon, cuz that would just be messed up   „       “   ewww..   „     Previous Video | Next Video

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  Reduce, reuse, recycle. Amirite?
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  A true puzzler
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Yes, but why?

	“	I think I deserve to be on the cast of #twilight.	„
	—She totally does.

	“	I was hungry ok?	„
	—Giovanna, on why she sucked blood from a tampon

	“	I hope you all feel strong with all the insults you're saying to me. I am a person just like you, I have feelings too.	„
	—Butthurt

Quitting Failbook

As of the 3rd of February, Giovanna posted a status claiming she will kill her Failbook if she SCOOOOORRRED 1 million likes on the online video game.

	“	If I get 1 million likes I will honestly delete my facebook and be gone forever.	„
	—Giovanna

So hurry the fuck up and DO IT, DYKE!

See also

• Alyssa Rosales
• Tampon Girl
• Tampon
• Vagina
• Sick fuck
• to the max
• Menstrual painting
• The Two Worst Stories Ever Told
• Vampire

External links

• Giovanna Plowman article on The Huffington Post
•  ItsGiovannaP
•  hollagiovanna Quite a few twitter accounts claiming to be her showed up, but this seems to be the real one.
•  giovanna.plowman
  •  Dino Bruscia, her e-husband. Bruscia achieved worldwide fame by eating ice-cream laced with his own feces.[1]

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