Registration has been disabled and the moderation extension has been turned off.
Contact an admin on Discord or EDF if you want an account. Also fuck bots.

Hyperblade53

From Encyclopedia Dramatica
This is an old revision of this page, as edited by imported>FacePalmVeteran at 06:28, 23 May 2013. It may differ significantly from the current revision.
Jump to navigationJump to search


Nothing says forever alone like being a four hundred pound,18+ year old sonic-fag who wastes hours of their life by recoloring sonic sprites, and HyperBlade53 is no exception. Having been a member of the DeviantART community for over two years HyperBlade53 boasts an impressive gallery of artwork After the incident with Angelic-catalyst, he quickly rushed to her aid in the hopes of getting some kinky furry cybersex but proceeded to fail in a most humiliating manner. He's currently hosting a couple of images for Angelic-catalyst in hopes she'll dump her spineless faggot e-boyfriend and cyber with him instead.

HyperBlade53 prints available here (lol)
   
“ 		 
Im a two tailed wolf Live with it.
  		„
  		 

—HyperBlade53 defending his precious sprites

White Knighting

When Angelic-catalyst released BAAAW journals concerning the trolls gouging holes in her and her mother's straw-grasping arguments and having her massive pile of bull called, HyperBlade53 quickly came to try and defend his fellow asspies but only succeeded in making himself appear even more retarded. His foolproof tactic of defense is avoiding the issue and acting like a faggot who doesn't understand what simple words mean. If that doesn't work, he tries to throw other talented artists under the bus and act as though this blatant theft is justified because everybody else is doing it. More frequently, he'll just make a sad attempt at trolling and just blow off the issue and ask to cyber.

USI and Artistic Talent

Grab your eye bleach and call for an ambulance, for a browse through his gallery is guaranteed to cause blunt-force trauma to the forehead. The first thing you'll notice will probably be the several, sheets of of MS Paint bucket-filled Sonic sprites. In the comments to one sheet, he admits that he forgot to color over Shadow's shoes. He'll usually grip his chode and crush everybody's dreams by informing them that, no, they can't have his painstakinglycrafted sprites. Apparently he thinks that not everybody has the skill to recolor sprites. Whenever he's able to get his grubby hands on a wide-angle lens camera, he squeezes his face into a pair of silver 90's sunglasses and proceed to suck his own e-peen. Why sunglasses? Because sunglasses are cruise control to cool. In one image, he's flipping off the camera like the creative hardass he is. He's soooo tough that he censors his cussing and uses the troll face in his comments. Watch out guys, he's a firecracker! Something else you may notice is that most of his shit is available as a print. Who doesn't want a blurry, jpeg sprite sheet hanging in their foyer? Or a low quality shot of some obese man-child's sweaty mug above their hearth, amarite? His mind is so clogged by McDonalds that he thinks he's anything more than ugly. You can find him making remarks on his sexy self. It seems he thinks stroking his e-peen will change the fact that he's actually just an obese, greasy, art retarded rape-child with an early-stage jew-fro who whacks off to Cream the Rabbit's underage cunt.

A faggot IRL

In the second clip, he tapes his EPIC jump off of a swing from an ASTONISHING THREE WHOLE FEET from the ground.
1.Stop video at 1:56
2.View
3.???
4.ROFL Forever
NOTE: Do not turn the volume all the way up on the second video. The sound of children screaming at his shovel-beaten face will blow your speakers

It wasn't me

Around the 18th of November, HyperBlade53 attempted the old-as-trolling-itself excuse of "It wasn't me! Somebody else did it all!". He posted a journal stating that he had his cousin babysit his DeviantArt account while he was finishing school and visiting colleges. Apparently where he's at, there's no internet so he was unable to sign on for the past three years and see what his cousin was up to. He denies having done anything he's been accused of despite many of the accusations pertaining to shit he had done as far back as three years ago. On top of that, he has made no attempts to remove the deviations of him attempting to be a troll, while he claims those were the work of his alleged cousin. Nor has he tried to remove the deviations his cousin uploaded for Angelic-catalyst.

His whole claim basically grinds down to, "I needed somebody to babysit my account while I went to school (Where? In a Nazi Death Camp with no Internet and no way to go home and get on the net?) so I got my identical looking and acting cousin to watch my account for me."

Apparently it's just a coincidence that his identical looking cousin also has USI, recolors sonic pictures, wants so badly to be a troll and is bff with Angelic-catalyst. As well as conveniently never posting a journal about his upcoming absence, even though he had posted journals about things as trivial as a one line journal thanking watchers for asspats, a one liner about how awesome he is[1],and a two liner about how he's bored [2].

A Predictable Turn of Events

 
This is Mary's level of RP skill. Now imagine her and DickFace cybering. Nora Roberts would be so proud

Shortly after angelic-catalyst was dumped by her ex bitch-boy, she spent about a week brooding and writing self-pitying bullshit in journals and status updates before this faggot jumped aboard the S.S.Fatturd. Having spent about a year lusting over Mary's fat-rolls, he finally got his chance and is now having his lust for dog-vag fulfilled. Mary makes no effort to hide the fact that they cyber regularly using wish-fulfillment sonas that are in no way possible more interesting than reading the directions on assembling some piece of IKEA shit. Just like every one of her last boyfriends, he ignores her blatant retardation and tendency to start drama in exchange for some anatomically impossible yiff and fourth-grade level roleplay sex.

The New Face of DickFace

After having had the same try-hard 'rare vampire hedgewolf' FC for as long as his retarded ass has been able to internet, he gains a new sona shortly after beginning a 'relationship' with the fatturd, angelic-catalyst. Despite the fact that Mary has given new sonas that are the furfag version of whatever character she's lusting over to every one of her boyfriends, matching name and all, Armando, Mary and Mary's brother   FallenRealm deny that Mary forced the new sona, "Nero", on her bitchboy. Purely coincidence that the sona is the dog version of DevilMayCry's Nero who looks absolutely nothing like Armandos original sona and whose name even matches the games characters. Purely coincidence. But like the little forever-alone bitch that he is, he accepts the duty of being the new puppeteer of the character she actually wants to fuck so that he can get some action he'd never otherwise get. Ohwait, that's a lie. Everybody knows Mary's e-fucks her guy friends even while with whatever loser is desperate enough to tolerate her bullshit.

  •  
    Shadow the Hedgehog to Nero to SynysterGates. Proof that Mary has no real interest in fucking Armando but he's to stupid to realize he's being made to look like a faggot by his loving angel.
  •  
    Blades original sona versus the faggy Fur-Nero sona Mary wishes he was.
  •  
    Even before angelic-catalyst broke up with her now ex-bf, she was cybering with Dickface.
  •  
    Better watch out, Armando. Mary's already got your replacement in mind. Seen any giftart she's made for him lately? Does she chat with him in Skype? You're fucked, dude. He's already been moved to the number two slot under My Close Friends right behind Zach.

The Former True Loves of Armando

Like most sonic fags, he's eager to be in true love to prove to the world that he's not ugly or that he's not going to be foreveralone. Even though it's inevitable. It's not uncommon nor is it news when a sonic fag finds their 'true love' then they break up and Armando is no exception. Turns out, long before his current 'True love', he had hooked up and paired his sona, Leon/Blade with an Amy recolor by the name of Reanna. They married and had an x-amount of children then they broke up and he found Andrea who his character married and had two children with. Surprisingly, he's yet to 'Marry' Mary's character and that's probably because they're all ripped off and she keeps getting a new sona every month.

Armandos ExWives About missing Pics
  •  
    Both of Blades ex wives and the two of the x-amount of children he had which was with Andrea.
  •  
    Evdidently, Blade drinks, and he drinks to the point where he becomes a sexual predator.
  •  
    JUST KIDDING LOL.
[Collapse GalleryExpand Gallery]
  •  
    "Andrea and BladeForever" Sure, if Forever is about three years.
  •  
    The first record of Andrea and Armandos relationship posted on December 3rd, 2009.
  •  
    Blades first wife, Am-I mean..Reanna.

Links

See Also


 

Hyperblade53 is part of a series on

DeviantART

Visit the DeviantART Portal for complete coverage.

Retrieved from "http://edramatica.com/index.php?title=Hyperblade53&oldid=266963"