MonkeyGameGuides

== !PLEASE READ BEFORE REVISING! ==

I AM THE CREATOR OF THIS ARTICLE AND THE ONLY EDITOR OF THIS ARTICLE AS WELL

"Section 223 of title 47 as amended by the Communications Decency Act states that any comment, request, suggestion, proposal, image, or other communication which is obscene, lewd, lascivious, filthy, or indecent, child porngraphy with intent to annoy, abuse, threaten, or harass another person; including the Internet - may be subject to legal actions which may carry fines and prison time."

Don't mean to be an assburger especially by posting some cyber law on this page thinking it might actually work (when in all seriousness, I just found it quoted on a forum post) but I would personally just like to see this page gone. Yes, the page is of myself.

Look, it's been a fun game, I have actually enjoyed having an Encyclopedia Dramatica article for myself, but in all honestly there are now currently a numerous amount of reasons, each in both of our own interests (which is why I'd recommend you read this before reverting.)

Anyway let me give a list of reasons why I believe this page should be taken down.

1# - This page is old and irrelevant, and talk about events that happened primarily in 2011. Since then, the activity on my Youtube account has been NIL, and all the videos have since been put on private and/or deleted. So not only does this relate to old, irrelevant events, but nobody gives a fuck about this article, and all the links are broken anyway. Not to mention, the article is written to the point that it relies on the source material to be even remotely funny or worth reading.

2# - I'm an attention whore. When I made the videos in 2011, I had full intentions to become some retarded e-famous kid. When I earned the 'achievement' of having my very own Encyclopedia Dramatica page, I was flattered, and happy that I was receiving attention. Having this ED page was giving me exactly what I wanted, attention. So keeping this up is more than anything, doing me a fucking favor.

3# - Look who's been editing the article for the past while. If you guessed Me, then you are correct. I am the creator and so far, the only editor of this article. Seeing that I am the creator and editor. Essentially, this article is an article of myself, written by myself and edited by myself. I did this all in the name of having more attention for my dear-old self, in all hopes of keeping my name relevant and known throughout the internet. But trust me, delete this article and nobody will miss it, not even the editor... AKA me...

4# - This article is horrible. Even if you want to keep this article up, just read it! It's horrible... It's unfunny... This article is just a badly written piece of crap with no redeemable qualities. I'd be embarrassed if I had this garbage on my own site... I'm actually embarrassed that this garbage is about ME... If you're gonna just ban me, and keep this article up, at least re-write it to be something decent. Also think for a minute... Is this article really worth having a fuss over? Delete it, and move on. Its not helping the site in anyway, nor would it really be helping generate much revenue.

Those right there are 4 reasons why it is probably in Encyclopedia Dramatica's best interest to remove this article. So, you can either just remove the article now, be done with it, throw this article into Mount Doom, and just move on. Or you can keep the article up, give me more attention (because I really love attention, especially since this article is actually gains me the occasional subscriber on Youtube and gives me money from my own ad-revenue). Then you can ban me, yadda yadda. Up to you. But I'm not just doing this out of my own interest, but also in your own interest as well. I'm not a butt-hurt faggot, like I said, I like the attention this article gives me, I have no real reason to get rid of it. I'm doing this out of your interest, and somebody else's interest. So I'll leave it up to you.

-FRASER (AKA, MONKEYGAMEGUIDES)