MLG

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MLG, also known as Major League Gaming is a group made up of fine, respectable gentlemen who are such talented individuals that they get paid to drink tasty energy drinks and "endorse" it while sitting on their fat asses doing nothing but button mashing and screaming at each other while on the verge of cardiac arrest.

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When they are are not preoccupied to looking at Rule 34 of Master Chief and Cortana they are making ground-breaking advances in tardnology.

How to acquire MLG skills

Looking to acquire xXxX360NoScOpEScRubKilLerXxXx moves? You came to right place my child! To acquire the moves that will get you all the bitches than follow these three steps!

1. Buy large amounts of Mountain Dew and Doritos

2. Buy every Call Of Duty that comes out and hail it as the savior of gaming.

3. Gain three hundred pounds.

CONGRATULATIONS! YOU ARE NOW A MLG PRO!!!!

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See also

• Counter-Strike
• Aspergers
• Obesity
• Niggers
• Homosexuals
• Call of Duty
• Halo
• Starcraft

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