Badger

Badgers are large, omnivorous members of the weasel family known for their ornery dispositions and the distinctive white and black striped markings on their heads. They are also filthy TB-carrying bastards and if seen should be killed immediately for great justice. Ideally with a shovel.

A badger that has been pwned by a car.

Badgers could refer to:

• Badger Badger Badger
• Honey Badger
• Hufflepuff, whose symbol is a badger.

Badgers are also related to, but not to be confused with, skunks, a considerably more popular animal with the furfag community, likely because it smells as bad as most furries.

This is a disambiguation page — we hope you feel less ambiguated.