DuckTales

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DuckTales is a furfag cartoon about a greedy as fuck jew scot duck named Scrooge McDuck and his three orphan boytoy nephews and some other little nobody who he usually whores out for a cheap buck. Each episode involves him getting richer by taking over companies and stealing jewgold from other jews and then proceeds to bathe in his fat riches, and even though he's rich as fuck, remember that he's a jew scotsman and jew scots always need more dough because they're just that greedy.

DuckTales Intro

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See Also

• Disney
• Jewgold
• Furfags
• 80s
• Nostalgiafag

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