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Fall Guys is a faggotry video game where your dream of being a Teletubbie raeping other Teletubies comes true. The game involves you trying to get past artificially difficult garbage to get to the end, while raeping Teletubies for them to fall off and become an hero. Fall Guys was the number one game with pedophiles worldwide, as it let them live out their fantasies.

The game has been losing popularity quickly as the developers focused more on adding stupid costumes instead of new maps and game modes and pedophiles started to get more attracted by being able to talk to random people playing Among Us, and has led to some wannabe tough guys saying "dead game", too dumb to realize a game can't become an hero like them.

Last tuesday Epic Games acquired Mediatonic since they were worrying about the game's playerbase, which means Mediatonic have sold their souls to the devil in China. The game is now doomed forever, and now all hope is lost.

Releases

Fall Guys was released on PC and PlayStation 4. They didn't bring the game to the Xbox One or the Nintendo Switch because they were too busy shoving Jelly Bellies up their asses.

Many fanboys were butthurt over not being able to play the game on their platform. So they so begged on Twatter for the game to be ported over. The devs trolled them by teasing them and saying the games not coming over.

The game was announced for Nintendo Switch and Xbox consoles, but not the PlayStation 5 as they want to trigger the Sony fanboys that they can't play Fall Guys with slightly better graphics, when they could just play the PS4 version on the PS5.

On May 17th, a flashy announcement was released stating that the game would be going free to play on June 21st; in order to try to revive the game by attracting austistic little kids to the game so they’ll buy the fucking Among Us costume or something. This finally confirmed that a switch and Xbox release was coming along with a PS5 release. Remember though, this is 2 fucking years after people actually gave a shit about the releases and the game itself…