Chinstrap

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Chinstrap beards are used by ugly losers to disguise their hideousness in one of two ways: Chinstraps either conceal the fact that the wearer has no chin, or that the wearer has two chins. See examples. They're like a fake jawline made of hair.

Chinstraps are also used by wiggers in imitation of Ali G, proving that they don't understand that Ali G is making fun of them.

Many photographs of chinstrap-wearing pedophiles, furfags, gamers, wiggers, and other Internet trash are primary examples of Internet disease. The camera angles take advantage of the magical concealing power of the chinstrap to hide the bulbous pouch of fat underneath the chinstrapper's chin, for example.