Goddammitjosef

Have you ever thought you’ve been on the internet long enough? Did you think seeing the batshit Hamilton crapfest on tumblr was enough? Do you think you’ve seen it all? The answer is obvious! FUCK NO. Goddammitjosef (otherwise known by their real name, Lucia) is here to put your thoughts to rest!

Lucia is an autistic, bipolar, queer, wannabe male, Cuban, emo, and communist 16-year-old girl who shits out horrible smutty fanfiction, mainly of Napoleon X Alexander, and drawings for her army of sick fucks and pedophiles. She usually births out HOT GURO ART of Tsar Alexander I and jerks off to it too while screeching at anyone and has a weird irrational hatred for Orthodox Christians, Orthodox Jews, Protestantism and especially Evangelicals.

The Origin

Not much about Lucia’s childhood is known. However, they were born a bastard child to a severely mentally ill prostitute of a mom and a neglectful dad who couldn’t give a flying fuck when the condom broke in the bedroom. As a result, she constantly had to switch back between her abusive, crazy, HIV-ridden whore of a mom and her disappointed father. Both of her parents were Cuban, but she constantly had to switch back and forth from Florida to Cuba. As she learned from her cumdumpster mentally ill mother, she discovered fanfiction at ten. From then on, she went on to become a severely bipolar faggot who jerks off to real-life historical figures getting their throats cut and dicks being stuck in them, especially Tsar Alexander I, whom she has a special taste for.

The Jerking and the Jack off begins

As Lucia became more and more insane as she got into fanfiction and yaoi, she started to seek out more extreme forms of satiating her lust, one of which was watching cartoon characters being disemboweled as well as wound fucking, which eventually devolved into watching various historical figures end up the same way, as seen in this fic she wrote. To any normal person with a life, it’d be fucked up. To sick fucks like Lucia, who also think the Marquis de Sade’s writing is hot, the only thing that was on her mind at the moment was “Oh yes! Very hot!” This was also around the same time she began writing poorly formatted, smutty fanfiction of her own. Like this utter bullshit! For example. Ironically enough she now likes slandering retarded French Revolution enthusiasts for shipping the two, possibly to promote the Napoleon X Alexander agenda.

Around this time, it’s been speculated that she became a Homestuck fangirl during 2019-2020. This could also be the time she became a communist. However, she was Cuban and born in Cuba so she might’ve been communist from the start. This could also be the time she became a Russiaboo, as well as being a Hetalia fan.

The Mental Wards

In her tween years, between the ages of 12-15, she would attend a Baptist Fundamentalist School in which, according to her, left her [Traumatized”]. Not only that, this probably fueled her RAAAAAGING hatred towards evangelicals and other protestants. Part of this could also be the reason why she hates Orthodox Christianity and Orthodox Judaism.

Not only that, but because of her faggotry and insanity, she had to be sent to a number of psych wards, jumping from one to another and having shit loads of psychiatrists. At thirteen years old, she was already drinking alcohol and smoking, all while whoring herself out and dubbing it “being raped”. Apparently according to her, being thirteen was a rough time in her life (sound familiar?).

Around this time, this was when she probably started getting into Napoleonic History, and probably when she started developing her unhealthy obsession for Tsar Alexander I

Take this bullshit for example.

Saint Helena Circlejerk

Around somewhere in early March 2025, Lucia decided to open up a discord server called Saint Helena Circlejerk. In which she and her cocksucking dickriding fans would gather in the cult to worship Tsar Alexander I, watch her and her friends in the announcements do ERP, and talk about all sorts of stuff. However, this server has been deleted. Most of this information comes from anecdotes of the server and screenshots of when it existed

The Mental Wards 2: The Electric Boogaloo

In April 2025, she tried killing herself, deactivating her original Tumblr, and attempting to end it all. However, instead of dying, she was sent to another mental ward to recover. She met a few cocksuckers there and one mentally unstable cocksucker in particular.

I SWEAR! I WAS JUST TRYING TO BE FRIENDS!

During the adventure in the mental hospital, she met a mentally ill 13-year-old boy named Nikita. According to her, they only wanted to become friends with them because they felt bad for them not having any friends other than their cousins. They were also extremely obsessive for her and had a crush on her. According to her, she ghosted him afterwards. Someone then DM’ed her, telling her she was leading him on and groomed him. She denies this, but it’s probably more likely she is denying it.

And here’s her trying to guilt her cocksucking fans into feeling sympathy for her!

The end of the Circlejerk

In June of 2025, Lucia got into an argument with someone by the username of “Yougotevikted” about Communism. Not much was recorded, but the argument ended with Yougotevikted saying “Not my fault America raped your country”. Lucia got really pissy and put the server in lockdown. Eventually she shut down the server on June 24th of 2025. During the end of the server one of the former members also said that she tried to manipulate their boyfriend to hate them. Today she still posts shitty art on her twitter and her new tumblr account for her sick fucks and has a temper tantrum towards anyone who doesn’t agree with her.

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