Meepsheep

Everyday.

	“	22:24 &phobos: meepsheep you are the greatest troll in Colorado	„

	“	<Ironholds> okay, Meepsheep, you're on this system because you're a lifeless, soulless, dickless, witless, spineless individual who makes up for his own lack of social life or integrity by treating the ridicule of others as the first port of call in correspondence, thereby ensuring that you remain a corpulent unwanted cancer on the scrotum of humanity	„
	—Oliver Keyes, missing the irony

	“	BMO is a fucking badass that will rape your shit right up	„
	—Meepsheep

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Meepsheep (Powerword: Derek R. Anderson) is the youthful Earth incarnate of an archangel sent by the Lord almighty to police the internet of wikipedos, sonicfags, bronies, and everyone else who will not go to heaven. It is a well known fact that phobos and fl0ss are Meepsheep's bffs :^)

The Meep, The Sheep, The Legend

Meepsheep has been the dickhead of many GNAA failed projects designed to fellate such entities as Wordpress, Wikia, and Twitter where he has annoyed many web developers (but faled) attempting to ruin shit irl because that is the environment he grew up in.

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(01:14) &Meepsheep: HEY BUTTFAGGOTS - YOU CAN TRY BUT YOU WILL NEVER EVER BE AS COOL AS ME ONLINE OR OFF

A hellion attempting to argue with Meepsheep's God-given intellect

Meepsheep has also fucked shit up for various religious non-profits attempting to spread the word of God through the internet, primarily YouTube. Meepsheep has met harsh criticism for his endless bullshit but will always straddle a big black cock when he sees one.

A group of sodomites working against the savior of the people

Meepsheep is also a house-hold name on Wikipedia where his ignorant bullshit failure has caused many Wikipedia administrators and staff members to spend days reverting his childish vandalism. His parents have given up altogether. Meepsheep is far beyond help. Meepsheep's Wikipedia disruption is childish and useless, he also does it for no reason at all other than to make himself look like the failure at life that he is.

	“	So, whenever this little nincompoop decides he's going to create a slew of Wikipedia accounts, it would seem he's damned well going to	„
	—PMDrive1061, pointing out meepsheeps useless existence

In the spring of 2013, Meepsheep introduced BMO, a useless cartoon,to EDF2, bringing even more stupidity to ED's forums.

Meepsheep also sucked dick] and was responsible for 99% of the dicksucking on IRC.

List of people/entities Meepsheep has felt overshadowed by

NKO
Beefcake
Libertarian Fox
Qwyrxian
Kloeri
Diego Grez
TKN
Tao Lin
Fanfiction.net
Pickbothmanlol
Chase me ladies, I'm the Cavalry
Laurelai (and basically all of r/lgbt)
Countless others that do not have articles or were forgotten.

Love Life

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Meepsheep, being fancy as fuck

Meepsheep is known to be a connoisseur of penis, usually of the homosexual variety. Though on occasion a man will spark his interest. Meepsheep will proceed to express his love by collecting a myriad of gay pornography and fapping in his parents basement.

	“	(20:56) @oliver: that's how you lure Meepsheep out of his lurking (20:56) @oliver: you mention natalia, björk or nyanners	„

Culture

There is no point in debating the arts or human thought with Meepsheep because he will undoubtedly show you he is an uneducated college dropout with no job.

Meepsheep only listens to Taylor Swift.

More recently, Meepsheep has adopted the gay marriage movement under his wing and has been pioneering the art of sucking gay black men under the tables of Olive Garden.