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Bayonetta

Bayonetta is a game that was released on the *Xbox360 and *PS3 (Sorry PC Master Race!!) in 2009. It was a fucking hard game made by *Hideki Kamiya. The Game got great review's on *IGN and other gaming sites. and spawn tons of porn even on playboy but that for later.


The Story Of Bayonetta 1

Well, It's not shit! It's good very, very good. What do you do? you kill fucking angels and demons!! That's what it's all about. And this Jubileus faggot which every single boss in the game tells you about. He's the final boss. Well i can't tell you much sense you have to some wiki about bayonetta if you want more info about the story because it's to confusing to tell what's what's.

The Gameplay of Bayonetta 1

It's like Devil May Cry, except's it's for perverts who want to fap to Bayonetta. you can attack with you're fucking badass hair, you're badass gun's, strip, and much, much, more.


The Wii U Story

In 2012 a bunch of console fags on twitter complained about Bayonetta 2 only being on the Wii U. Sadly, *Angry Joe acted like a fucking idiot and made a youtube video about him expressing his thoughts about it witch made him had *Autism same thing with his fans as well. He deleted the video on the internet so no one will know about he kept the head exploding part of that video but nothing else was lost. There were more out rages on twitter about this but it's just stupid.


Why Was It On The Wii U?

There's any entire story about but let us tell you it in a nutshell: Bayonetta 2 was in development and nobody wanted to publish it so *Nintendo of all people said " Hey, why don't you put it on the Wii U?" So that's why, stop being angry and get over with it!


Bayonetta 2

So the game was released in japan but you want to know? Here come over, IT WAS SELLING LIKE SHIT!! The game got great reviews but still the game will never sell. Because *Hideki Kamiya has bad fucking luck. The game came out in all regions but it still sold like shit because it's on the Wii U. And Hideki's bad luck. Oh, did we mention that you can get Bayonetta 1, and what's for Nintendo fags not getting a *PS3 or an *Xbox360.


The Story Of Bayonetta 2

The story is (less) better than bayonetta 1. that is all we have to say


The Gameplay Of Bayonetta 2

It's the fucking same except you can also play on the gamepad and use the stylus for baby gamer's. and the game is less hardcore. That is all.


The Fucking Playboy Thing That Nintendo Did

Bayonetta 2 was not selling so nintendo got some random cosplayer, then they asked playboy. and put it on there site. but little did nintendo knew, People that go on playboy don't give a shit about video games!


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