Frozen

LET IT GO!

LET IT GO!

LET IT GO!

LET IT GO!

LET IT GO!

LET IT GO!

LET IT GO!

Frozen is another shitty Disney film about some whiteys in Switzerland or some shit that go on an adventure to stop the crazy lesbian sister of the heroine from turning everyone into snowjews or something, and like all Disney films there's plenty of annoying songs in it to turn the brain of children into a pile of frozen crap, but unlike past songs this film's music numbers seem to try and mimic Katy Perry's unique brand of monkey screeching to better brainwash the masses into giving up more of their precious cash to fill the pockets of our mighty Disney Overlords.

The movie is notable for its incredibly intense popularity with every 13-year-old girl, middle-aged woman, asspie and fag on the planet as well the intense hatred it receives from hipsters all across the interwebz. Because of this the film is a great source of lulz as fans easily become pissed over the slightest negativity aimed at their precious cold turd while hipsters can be just as easily trolled by reminding them of how financially successful this cold turd is.

See Also

• Lesbians
• Snow
• Incest
• 16-year-old girls
• meta527II

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