Vandalize Every Equation

Vandalize Every Equation is an organized Wikipedia vandalization effort and a forced meme started by Jbs in the summer of 2007.

The average mongrel dumbass opines, to questions of Wiki-legitimacy, that while TOW is not a reliable source for humanities topics, it is a reliable source for factoids related to exact and natural sciences. Vandalize Every Equation hopes to systematically erode this remaining source of credibility by adding intentional errors into LaTeX equations.

Theory

This is what will happen to mathematicians who see this if you do this.

Asspie Wikipedians only know about useless shit no one cares about and obtained by

1. watching television,
2. watching movies,
3. reading fan fiction,
4. gaming, and
5. using open-source software.

Consequently, they never know anything useful, educational or credentialed. Therefore, edits relating to Runge-Kutta won't be reverted for years, while edits to the Harry Potter page will be reverted in milliseconds, not because the edits were necessarily vandalism, but rather because the someone used an American spelling while the rest was in British form.

Areas of Wikipedian Knowledge

• Wikipedia Porn
• My Little Pony
• Star Wars
• Lord of the Rings
• Power Rangers
• Lunix
• Furries

Areas of No Wikipedian Knowledge

• De Casteljau's Algorithm
• Distributed Constraint Optimization
• Picard Algorithm
• Black–Scholes
• Fourier transform
• Vector Calculus
• The Finite Element Method
• Any physics problem that doesn't involve Jewish relativity
• Any formal languages or algorithms problem that doesn't involve the existence of quantum computers
• Linguistics topics that don't directly relate to Esperanto, Ido, Interlingua, Klingon, Modern Hebrew, Sindarin, or some other asspie artificial language understood by nobody.
• The Genus and Species of Animals (Despite their knowledge of furries)

How To

Go into the source, and it will look something like this:

[; \mathbb{I}=\mathbb{T}\cup\left(\underset{n\in\mathbb{N}}{\bigcup}\overline{\mathbb{Q}}_{n}\right) ;]

Now, make the following replacements:

Replace every instance of	With
\frac	either \atop or \choose
\in	\subset
\subset	\in
\mathbb	\mathcal
\mathcal	\mathfrak
\mathfrak	\mathbb

Wherever you see \xxxxx, where xxxxx is some Greek letter spelled out, capitalize the first letter \Xxxxx.

Wherever you see \Xxxxx, where Xxxxx is some Greek letter spelled out with the first letter capitalized, change it to \xxxxx.

Change every	To
\exists	\nexists.
= sign	\neq
\cup	\cap and vice-versa
\bigcup	\bigcap and vice-versa

????

Profit!

For more advanced vandalism techniques, you can study Advanced Cockulus or actually learn math jokes. For example: $e^{\pi }-\pi =20$ is a good test for floating point errors. As no one on Wikipedia can get the jokes on XKCD, they won't know this is a setup because they don't read it.

Project goals

The stated goal of Vandalize Every Equation is to discredit the Wikipedia Jews and restore mathematics and the sciences to its rightful owner, Springer-Verlag.

See also

• How to properly vandalize Wikipedia
• The Internet is not your personal army

Links to examples

• Distributed constraint optimization
• A second attempt to improve the mentioned article above.
• Nobody can read this either way. But somebody did: Jitse Niesen (Talk | contribs) (revert - edit has many mistakes and I couldn't see anything positive at first glance) Of course Jitse Niesen comes from Europe where they don't have the crap education of America.

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