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Curt Sibling
Curtis Sibling (probably his real name, fuck knows) is the most disgusting, perverted, vile, dickassed and retarded cartoonist Scotland has ever produced. Despite starting out as just another fantasy artist with a thing for big tits, in the last few years he became famous for something else: making brutal savage fun of bronies and Adventure Time. Comic nerds have never heard of him, but if you go to a "brony-fest" and speak his name, your skull will instantly be crushed by furious waves of screaming dork-fat. In short, he makes his fellow Scotsman, the far more famous Grant Morrison, look like a simpering pretentious cuntboy.
Even worse, he's been doing comics with Chris-Chan, meaning Curt gets the idea of bad Internet memes. That makes him a really speshul pony, and probably a subversive revolutionary who should be castrated ASAP. And he's starting to make t-shirts, which marks the End Of Civilization. Far as you know, faget.
Judging by his obsession with shitting on ponies and making Princess Bubblegum and Marceline have dirty stanky lesbo sex, Curt obviously loves the smell of a hot yeast-infected uterus aka mom in the morning. Rarely in the history of comicdom has a scribbler of cute characters become so utterly despised and feared. Truly a Great Man.
DeviantART hates him
He's been on DA (a PAYING CUSTOMER) since 2004, and was totally ignored -- until he started posting stuff like this in 2011. And sure enough, like the bleating fur sucker wahh-fags they all are, DA's resident bronies started complaining to "Tom Preston", one of DA's head sysops and a far-less-talented-than-Curt cartoonist. As in, a lot of waaahhhh.
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Needless to say, this made Curt one of the coolest artists on DA. Hundreds of people screamed bloody murder at DA's staff, and they were forced to reinstate his account. And then he started sticking Tom's mascot, a blue teddy bear, into more and more of his shit. Tom could do nothing. Ah ha ha.
Bronies hate him
Thanks partly to the DA banning, My Little Pony cocksuckers started to notice him. Bring up Curt on the Equestria Daily forums, or MLPforums, or on Derpibooru, or on PoniBooru, or on e621.net, or on any other booru or shithole that used to cater to furfags and is now being taken over by My Little Shitpony wankers, and you will be attacked relentlessly. Tostitos and Mountain Dew and Ho-Hos and huge black fist-dildos will be thrown at your head.
Idiots are always looking for chances to be butthurt and Curt brings the hurt. Supposedly, even mentioning his name on EQ Daily will get you instantly banned for life, by Sethisto himself. Just like TOW, it's run by fat pathetic child-molesting Twinkie masturbators with very short tempers and zero sense of humor.
If you look at his Tumblr blog, it appears that other artitsts are imitating him. Conclusion: he is now the awesomest cartoon maker on this rotating round turd, despite being an Irn Bru sucking twatfenster.
GamerGaters hate him
And we're not sure why, other than Tom Preston's involved. So fuck us. At least he's mocking the GGers. None of whom actually have tits, nor have they ever touched tits. Unless you count Chris-Chan type manbewbs.
Adventure Time fans
Well, they're not as ass-broken as bronies, so we couldn't find any AT fans complaining about Curt. You go on horrible places like Land of Ooo and they never even mention him. Needz moar Bubblegum/Marceline lesbian porn.
Gallery
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hates Chris-chan too
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Chris fall in luv, aww
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looks harmless (fuck you Tom!)
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still looks harmless
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DIE CIS SCUM
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more Chris-chan
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totally inoffensive
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what's wrong with that?
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looks okay to me.
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oops, more Chris-chan mockery
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What's wrong with Pony Hitler?
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Putin pounds them--in the AZZZ
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heh heh
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KILL THA BIATCH
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Cos diversity is gooood
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The bike pump? Preston is an inflation fetishist, get it?
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DREAM ON ASSHOLE
External Links
- His Tumblr blog
- His Deviant Art account
- An old blog about his comic Total Fear, which died a well-deserved death. Most of which are still available from Lulu.com. Insulting bronies and dweebs is far more lulzy.
- You bet they hate him
- Even though PoniBooru's mods hate him, others keep posting his work there.
- Interview from 2011
See Also
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