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Colin Kaepernick

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Colin Kaepernick (a.k.a Krapernick) is a strange NFL player who decided to be a puppet of the left by stealing Tim Tebow's habit of kneeling for Jesus, but instead of kneeling before the Lord, Kaepernick instead decided to get on his knees for Black Lives Matter and the cause of social justice despite being as white as Shaun King.

Kaepernick was formerly renowned as a mediocre player whose licking the boots of social justice totally didn't cost him his job. Nonetheless he remains unsigned with only his millions of dollars to comfort him.

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