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Doomsday Clock

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File:Doomsday clock animated.gif The world will end at 11:00
It is two decades past jumping the shark.
   
 
My father was a watch maker. He abandoned it when Einstein discovered time is relative. I would only agree that a symbolic clock is as nourishing to the intellect as a photograph of oxygen to a drowning man.
 

 
 

—Dr. Manhattan on the Doomsday Clock: Watchmen

The Doomsday Clock was originally created by the Bulletin of the Atomic Scientists in 1947 to represent how close the world currently is to experiencing complete and total nuclear annihilation. As of January 2017, the Doomsday Clock has officially been re-purposed as a political propaganda tool that is operated by progressive liberal millennials who are completely and utterly clueless about how the world actually works.

They treat the clock as if it was a fact-telling tool, when it's just a fearmongering tool by phony scientists to belittle Trump and undermine his presidency.

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