Manchild

A man child is typically an adult male who refuses to accept the responsibilities of adulthood and chooses instead to voluntarily live as if they were a young child. Some times this can be the result of a serious but very lulzy mental handicap. In which case it remains beyond the man baby's control they are too fucking lazy to get a job. But in most cases it's caused by severe laziness in early childhood. And the parent's inability to beat the shit out of their children.

Symptoms of typical Man child syndrome

The subject in question may exhibit many of these classic symptoms.

• Collecting a metric shit ton of nostalgic toys
• Inability or refusal to get a job
• Asperger's syndrome
• Not having any friends that aren't on the internet
• Living at home despite being well into their thirties
• Erectile Dysfunction
• Or just being you

A Manchild can refer to

Typical manchildren

Stages of the Manchild:

1. Adult babies Adults who act like babies.
2. Olchai Adults who act like children.
3. Fagolescence Adults who act like teenagers

Individuals and Examples:

1. Christian Weston Chandler, the notorious autistic lolcow and best example of a manchild.
2. InSaNe-REYNARD, a furry bondage fetishist with a major case of narcissistic personality disorder.
3. Beebee890, a retard.
4. Spax3, a Sonic-obsessed furry who likes teh lolsuits.
5. Sonmanic, a 29-year-old babyfur in diapers.
6. Dan Lirette, yet another immature, gullible, brain dead baby and devout Christian.
7. The Unknown Autobot, a Whovian, brony and furfag who also claims to be a trollbuster.
8. Kevin Havens, an inbred retard with an unhealthy sex doll obsession.
9. Logan Sperman, a 60 year old man who likes to pretend he's a boy on Youtube.
10. All Republican politicians.
11. Valis77, a 33-year-old registered sex offender that's obsessed with shitty old video games. Is also a black person.
12. John Kricfalusi, creator of Ren and Stimpy.
13. RJ Bandsma, a known Thomas the Tank Engine fan and false flagger on YouTube.

See also

Basement-dwellers
Furries

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