WingsofRedemption

{{Milkedcow}} [[File:WingsFat.jpg|300px|thumb|right|Real tawk]] {{quote|Either subscribe, donate, or get the fuck out.| WingsOfRedemption, interacting with his fans.}} {{Rainbow|LOOK HERE LOOK LISTEN}} [[File:Bernie-gores.png|thumb]] '''WingsofRedemption''' {{ytuser|WingsofRedemption|Jordie Jordan}}, ('''[[Powerword|S̶a̶m̶u̶e̶l̶ ̶M̶c̶G̶r̶a̶v̶y̶ ̶R̶i̶c̶h̶a̶r̶d̶s̶o̶n̶ ) Bernie Gores]]''' but more popularly known as Jordie Jordan) is a [[Fat|400+-pound]], hypocritical, disgusting, [[racist]], [[homophobic]], [[basement-dwelling]] no-lifer who throws controllers, bans and censors players for anything, and constantly begs for money for Wendy's chili, [[Pepsi]] and banquet meals. In [[2018]] Richard faked getting weight loss surgery in [[Mexico]], and spent the supposed surgery funds on a new Ford Raptor. Despite becoming a [[drugs|Lexapro]] zombie, Richard still generates lulz on his [[twitch]] channel, which he had to leave, because they ended his [[Satanic Ritual Abuse|contract]], leading to him streaming on Jewtube. ==Rise to "fame"== The end of the 2000s was when every up-and-coming YT-whore sprang up and began posting their shitty gameplay videos of MW2. WingsofRedemption is no exception. And true to this very day, Jordie ragequits. ==The Downfall== <center><youtube>OIUxgQynWIg</youtube></center> Stroking his ego so big that it almost [[cum|came]], Jordie called out a youtube named Syndicate and challenged him to a 1v1 in ''Call of Duty 4: Modern Warfare'' on the map Bog. Unsurprisingly, he lost and broke his controller in a massive explosion of tard rage, blaming his friends who were trying to comfort him, causing them to give birth to the famous line "[[Shit no one cares about|why the fuck you stream that shit?]]". After spending some time with Woodysgamertag and FPSRussia, he [[Awesome|got his ass banned for good]] for [[coward|pussying out]] of a survival trip and insulting them for the trip being a failure. He would never regain his reputation and his inevitable downward spiral was set in stone. ==Showdown with DJ KEEMSTAR== <center><youtube>wWdXc3EcQsg</youtube></center> Sometime around 2014, the [[DJ KEEMSTAR|master of drama]] pulled a [[The Real Chris-chan|Liquid]] and went by his name. This lead to a war between the two, with the 400+-pound manbaby trying to end him for good. He tried to call all of Machinima to eliminate him but KEEM struck back by calling him out, sending him into panic. However, the manbaby got Microsoft on his side, ending KEEM's reign of terror. ==KEEMSTAR Strikes Back== <center><youtube>kpPHljbLGxM</youtube></center> Despite KEEM's seeming demise, 4 years later, he came back with a vengeance. He offered him $25,000 in exchange for getting into a boxing match with him after he gets his surgery to lose his [[hambeast]]. Jordie, being the fat fuck that he is, pussied out. Yet another case of his pathological tendency to pussy out on everything. == How to piss off WingsofRedemption == It is '''really easy''' because he's a thin-skinned manbaby that can be easily torn a new one by any troll. * Call him out on his hypocritical bullshit, which is all of it. * [[Mariotehplumber|Say anything negative]] about him. * Stream-snipe him. * Give him advice. * Call him Richard. [[Seriously|(Yes, he really spergs and bans people someone calls him Richard)]] * Tell him about his weight. * Team-kill him. * Not listen to ''every'' single thing he tells to his teammates. * Not following his "rules". His reactions will be the following: * Bitch and whine. * Team-kill if there's team damage allowed. * Kick and ban people from the game and chat. * Throw his controller. * Cry like a baby. * Ragequit. ==Gallery of Fail== <center>{{fv|WoRBitch|background-color: white; margin: auto;|font-weight: bold; |<youtube>TRpXWd2APRE</youtube> |<youtube>Pk5Wg5b_AUk</youtube> |<youtube>miYNU76_7lY</youtube> |<youtube>PbNr9_l2Vvw</youtube> |<youtube>xlMznLFET9A</youtube> |<youtube>NJrP6MoEeqw</youtube>}}</center> <center>{{fv|Rainbow Six: Siege TOXIC|background-color: white; margin: auto;|font-weight: bold; |<youtube>3tdldh1rSS0</youtube> |<youtube>wpPfD6HvIFQ</youtube> |<youtube>Odiyg3khmfI</youtube> |<youtube>S6dprenbrFQ</youtube> |<youtube>abxegGTpp1Q</youtube> |<youtube>4wIsVIM7JZY</youtube>}}</center> ==See Also== * [[Call of Duty]] - The game that made him infamous. * [[DarksydePhil]] - is like WoD's spiritual predecessor, but worse. * [[Internet tough guy]] * [[Let's Play]] - The cancer that is killing gaming. * [[Twitch]] - WoD's new favourite platform for e-begging. ==External Links== * {{ytuser|WingsofRedemption|Jordie Jordan}} - His main channel. Don't forget to use an Adblocker. * {{ytuser|UCtebbCkQNROHtzWjII3XMeQ|WingsOfRedemption - Professional E-Beggar}} - An archive of WoDs' fuck-ups. * {{twitter|WORICP}} - Twitter account where he whines ''a lot''. * {{twitter|WORGODICP}} - His new Twitter account. Also whines a lot. * [[File:Magic hat.png|20px]][https://kiwifarms.net/threads/wingsofredemption.5549/ The Kiwi Farms Thread] * [https://livestreamfails.com/streamer/WingsOfRedemption The LivestreamFails page] * [https://www.twitch.tv/wingsofredemption His Twitch account] * {{fb|WingsofRedemption|His unforgiving Facebook}} {{ytseries}} {{Lpers}} {{YouTube Ranters}} {{Dying alone}} [[Category:How Not To Live]]