Bobby Kotick

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Bobby CockLick, a.k.a. The Antichrist, is the real cancer killing the video games industry. Since his rise to CEO of Activision Blizzard he has taken every opportunity he can to shit all over video games and anybody who ever cared about them. He is in every sense of the word a Jew, milking every single cent out of any and all established franchises he can get his greedy mitts on, turning beloved franchises into bi-annual Madden-esque shitfests. It's established fact that Kotick has never played a video game in his life, unless you consider counting money a video game. The closest he's actually come to playing a video game was holding a Guitar Hero controller for the picture found in the gallery below. Oh yeah, and he also used to run 4Kids if that puts things in perspective.

Recent News

Apparently he's dead. Nope.avi

List of Games Bobby Kotick Has Personally Fucked

• World of Warcraft
• Starcraft 2 Everyone from Blizzard raped bw until Starcraft 2 appeared
• Diablo III It's not even out and it's clear that his shit wil be smeared all over it and that it is a pile of fail and AIDS.
• Call of Duty: World at War
• Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2
• Call of Duty: Black Ops
• Guitar Hero III: Legends of Rock
• Guitar Hero World Tour
• Guitar Hero 5
• Guitar Hero: Warriors of Rock
• Guitar Hero: Aerosmith
• Guitar Hero: Metallica
• Guitar Hero: Van Halen
• DJ Hero
• DJ Hero 2

List of Dick Moves by Kotick

• Interrogating, holding captive, and firing the head developers of Infinity Ward before they got their bajillion dollar paychecks for developing the highest grossing video game of all time, which he incidentally thought was a bad idea in the first place.
• Halting the release of Brutal Legend by suing Double Fine productions.
• Battle.net 2.0
• Threatening to drop support for Sony consoles, because money.
• Openly expressing wish to incorporate a subscription model into online shooting games.
• Shit-Eating Grin Attack: Stuns neckbeards in rage as he steals money from their pockets.
• Real ID
• Sexually harassing a flight attendant She should've been in the kitchen.
• Wants to sell cutscenes from video games as movies.
• Having a large hand in the Vidya game industry despite being a talentless hack with zero Gamedev skills. ( Can't code, Can't art, Can't write, Can't Music, Can't even QA test. )

Quotes

	“	The goal that I had in bringing a lot of the packaged goods folks into Activision about 10 years ago was to take all the fun out of making video games.	„
	—The Dark Lord himself

	“	Well, he doesn't have to be as much of a dick about it, does he? I think there is a way he can do it without being a total prick. It seems like it would be possible. It's not something he's interested in.	„
	—Tim Schafer on Kotick

	“	we have their credit card information and we have a direct relationship	„
	—Kotick on the exploitation of sheep

	“	Within the next five years, you are likely to see us do that. Now that may be in partnership with somebody; it may be alone. But there will be a time when we capitalize on the relationship that we have with our audience.	„
	—Kotick getting his trollface on about selling cutscenes as movies

	“	They're probably the last remaining high quality independent developer.	„
	—Kotick talking about Bungie...yeah

	“	rewards profit and nothing else.	„
	—Concerning Kotick's incentive program for Activision employees

Gallery

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  Look at that shit-eating grin!
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  Bobby actually believes this is how you play Guitar Hero

See Also

• Brad McQuaid
• Gabe Newell
• Reggie Fils-Aime
• Derek Smart
• Alan "Brenlo" Crosby
• John Romero

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