Kawaii

Kawaii (可愛い), "cute" in Japanese, is a term that has been abused by weeaboos to the point that it has evolved into their tell-tale sign. And for those who are blissfully unaware, in Japan, no one of either gender over the age of 12 uses the word. Much like Desu, weeaboos enjoy screaming "kawaii" at the top of their lungs at anything that moves, enfuriating anyone who hears them which is why many hope that all of America's "otaku" are deported to Japan, like they apparently want, and then committed to mental wards for acting like retarded children.

Every time you say kawaii, your penis shrinks.

OMG KAWAII DESU YO NE ^_^

Being Kawaii

Go on YouTube and find some anime, watch it, watch it again, and after you're done, WATCH SOME MOAR GODDAMMIT! COMMIT THAT SHIT TO HEART!
Look up some gay-ass Anime fansites and subscribe to them.
Learn to talk kawaii
Kawaii-ify yourself IRL. You can either go for the classic cute look or the innocent little 9 year old girl look.
Go to DeviantART, the main spawning place for kawaii fags like you, and make an account. Make sure your user name is some thing cute happy and fuffy such as, KawaiiKittee88 or maskedsugargirl or Xxbuffy-bunnyxX. Remember, your goal is to burn the thought of cuteness into the minds of EVERYONE ON THE INTERNETS.
START DRAWING SOME CHIBIES DAMMIT. It doesn't matter if you can draw or not, all the cool kids do it. Remember, the bigger the eyes the better.

Now that you are Kawaii, have fun in hell, because there is no other home for you. But don't try being kawaii in hell, trying to will only get you to super-hell.