DO NOT WANT

The original DO NOT WANT

DO NOT WANT is another phrase coined by the lovable scoundrels at 4chan's /b/ board. It originated from horrible English subtitles of the Chinese version of Star Wars Episode III into Engrish, where instead of Darth Vader saying, "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO" near the final minutes of the film, the subtitles say, "Do not want."

While the original clip spawned a YTMND meme, the "Do not want" line was found infinitely more lulzy and has thus spread throughout the internets as one of the most widely used memes.

Also commonly expressed in proper English as; "I find myself desiring not to offend, but I must make clear my severe and vehement dislike for the offered material. I say sir, please kindly remove the offending post and yourself from my sight."

If the word "want" still holds meaning to you after this article, you win one internet.

Unlike most memes, do not want is actually funny. This is truth.

Topics that induce DO NOT WANT include:

• Necrophilia
• Mature ladies
• Gore
• Strong, independent women
• Gay People
• Children
• Retard Porn
• You
• Furries

Prime Example

This nigger tries his hardest to get a taste of that sweet white ass.

Variants

The following variant macros can be used to show interest, ambivalence and/or horror at anything from n00dz to Rosie Rule 34 requests.

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Gallery

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See Also

• TMI
• Backstroke of the West
• broccoli dog

External links

• The original DO NOT WANT
• He is in my behind!!
• Droll blog post.
• Torrentz.eu
• Backstroke of the West with retail DVD quality FINISHED & FULLY WORKING!! DOWNLOAD HERE! Caveat: No torrent. It's more like a kit.
• DO NOT WANT!

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