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Avenged Sevenfold
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DEATH-BAT!
Avenged Sevenfold (or A7X, Avenged Semenfold, Gay7X, Aids7X, etc) are a TR00 metal band from California of 5 emo/wigger/vampire-wannabe looking retards who've been making metal look gay since 1999.
Typical A7X music
History
They began in 1999 as a four piece when 4 fags who jack off to punk and metal decided to form some band taking hardcore punk with metal influences and volumes and screaming that sounds like you're getting fucked by a cactus. In 2001, lead guitarDist Sister Gays joined making a 5 piece and appeared on their debut album Sounding the Seventh Cum-Shit's reissue on Hoe-piss records. Then their 2nd bassist Just Insane, who replaced Matt Wendt and who is confused as the bassist for Anti-Fag was in the band but then felt bad he was in such a shitty band but the band didn't know he finally realized that. He felt he had aids and had the balls to save himself from aids. Although he ended up trying suicide by drinking [[Lolwut|cough syrup which is basically liquid with coughed shit mixed in it. After regretting it he was in the hospital for a few months but was lucky he didn't get aids from Aids7X. So an HIV pervert named DamNeon Cash joined. Then later Johny Christfag replaced him and then the band went to a bigger level of aids-spreading. The band got their name from the bible because they are christfags who beat off to Jesus Kike, some long haired fag with a beard and wears clothes with a cum-color on it. HEY! WE'RE FUCKING CHRISTIANS, YOU THINK BASHING JESUS IS FUCKING FUNNY YOU CUNT?! I WANNA SEE YA BURN IN HELL! BEANER COCK ASS SPIC DUNE-COON VAGINA TWAT WAIT A MINUTE WHY AM I SWEARING, FREEDOM OF SPEECH IS ILLEGAL, ISN'T IT?>?!!11 They then released an album WaNking the Fallen in 2003 and M shadows screamed less and he did inject some weird ass fucking stuff in his fucking voice box which is why he decided to sing like that Cums 'N Roses douchebag named Axl Rose and then they sold out from metalcore to an emofag band with their album Shity of Emos album in 2005, trying to sound like a bunch of Cums 'N Roses ripoffs. The band since 2003 dress like emos and sometimes tr00 vampfags drinking freakin' clamato juice and then dressed like wiggers in 2007. In 2009, their drummer The Reverend Fag bit the dust. (Rest in shit) He died? ROTFFLTFOLTFOLTFOLTFOLOLOLOLMFAO HOLY FUCKING PENIS FUCKING ASSHOLE LICKING VAGINA MASTURBATING COCK RAPIST! So the band realized they weren't able to have sex with his corpse so they decided to write an album about how they can't fuck their friend's corpse and wrote an album for them and fans to jack off to The Rev. The 2010 album was their biggest fail of all time. Dyke Portnoy from that guitar wankery band Dream Beaner suddenly sold out and decided to contribute his aids and joined the band for the album and then left when it was done so then some kikey-looking guy with a weird ass schnoz named Arin Ilegay joined them. They recently released a song called Carry Cum which rips off Jewdas Priest's Gaypillar album. The song talks about how the members would carry cups to pour cum in to drink it. That's because cum is their favorite drink. Now they're deciding to make a new album and try MOAR AIDS MOAR AIDS MOAAAAR FUCKIN AIDS, WE WILL SPREAD THE DISEASE. MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH! HEY! KEEP IT DOWN IN THERE!! I, THE REV, AM RESTING IN SHIT. ALRIGHT M FAGGOWS?! THANK YOU VERY MUCH. NOW STOP MAKING NOISES WHEN YOU MASTURBATE TO THAT KIKE NAMED JESUS!
Interview about the new album
Recently, the band had a song they written leaked on the internet and has been uploaded, the new single they plan to release is called "We Are Homoerotic Pop". The song collaborates with Lil' Wayne and the hipsterfag named Skrillex. Lil' Wayne also made a guitar wankery solo at the end of the song.
Fanbase
The fanbase consists of true metalheads, emofags, true goths, whores, people who know shit about music, fags and sluts with anger issues and all dat shit. When you expose the truth on the emo fags, the fans get butthurt and toss a huge bitch-fit about it.
How to troll A7X fans
- Tell them that A7X is emo
- Tell them A7X are wiggers
- Deny A7X as metal
- Talk shit about The Rev
- Say that M Shadows is an Axl Rose wannabe
- Say that Synyster Gates is shit at guitar
- Say that the members of A7x are christfags
- Say that Justin Bieber/One Direction/etc are awesome
- Say that muckfetalcore is awesome
- Show them this article
- Say that A7X are pop
- Say that M Shadows sounds like a faggot
- Say that A7X ripped off Overkill
- Tell them that Avenged Sevenfold spread aids
- Tell them that Synyster's solos are simplistic
- Piss on The Rev's grave
- Go to a gig and shotgun all the members
- More and more and more are available, the fans are the rock version of the Justin Bieber/One Direction fanbase.
War with fans
One day in 2010, a user on youtube named muckfetalcore joined youtube and made a video exposing the truth on Aids7x. So then since the upload of the vid, fans everyday would post rage comments at him and comment on his channel with butthurt as well on occasions even though he hasn't been on in at least a year. After he left, another internet hero named CoreFuckingSucks put a raid on Aids7x's video for nightmare and so far away on youtube on december 28th 2011 aka the 2nd anniversary of the Rev's death and for the whole day it was raped to death by people who expose the truth on the emo band. So many fans got butthurt as fuck.]
Successful troll is successful
Butthurt fan reactions
The Disease
A7X spread a disease with their music called aids, all the fans caught it when listening to the shitty band's music. If you got aids from this band from hearing them too much, WASH YOUR HANDS WITH SOAP AND WATER AND SHOWER AND ALSO EVEN LISTEN TO AN ENTIRE ALBUM FROM A REALLY HEAVY BAND LIKE PANTERA!!!!!!!! THEN YOU FOUGHT THE AIDS OF AIDS7X!
Doctor proves there's a disease A7X are spreading with this video
Rip offs
Wait, just one minute, was that saying "Morgan" or "organ"? I have no clue. Oh well, I'm gonna go and get out of here. Dafuq was dat?
Members
- M Faggows - Vocals (1999-present)
- Zacky Venjizz - GuitarD (1999-present)
- Sister Gays - GuitarD (2001-present)
- Johny Christfag - Bass (2002-present)
- DamNeon Cash - Bass (2001-2002)
- Just Insane - Bass (2000-2001)
- The Reverend Fague or The Rev - Cum drums (Rest in shit) (1999-2009)
- Dyke Portnoy - Cum drums (2010)
- Arin Ilegay - Cum drums (2011-present)
- Matt Wendt (1999-2000) (Good job being quick to realize how this band spread aids! Very proud of ya!)
Discography
- Sounding the Seventh Cum-Shit - 2001
- Wanking the Fallen - 2003
- Shitty of Emos - 2005
- Avenged SeMenfold (A New Level of Aids: Making Music With Semen. Yes I Know Some People Have Vaginas But We Jacked Off Some Prisoners In Their Sleep and It Made Them Ejaculate) - 2007 ------- (Long fucking title. What the masturbatory??)
- Dykemare - 2010
- Upcoming Album (They say it's likely to be called "We Are Emos")
Gallery
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Look at these fags. -
OZZY WILL FUCK U UP!!!
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Black Jesus joins the surf!!!
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LOL DED -
M Faggows -
A7X - metal as Asstin Mahone -
BEWARE@!!!!!!!!!!@ -
RIP OFF..... the paper!!!! -
M0SHP1T!!! -
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWW YEAAAAAAAHHH!!!!!! Cock up the ass! -
Doing it wrong, christfaggot
See Also
External Links
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