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Deathcore

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PATRICK HATES DEATHCORE!

Deathcore is a form of EXTREME BR00TAL FUCKIN' METAL W/ xxxxBREAKDOWNzxxx music that requires almost no talent (srs) and features either metalcore fags (who were most likely originally fans of The Devil Wears Prada that decided one day to where Cannibal Corpse shirts) trying to play death metal or death metal kids trying to play something new that seemed to turn out as a big genre.

Sometimes weird guys with Justin Bieber-esque hairstyles will fuckin' join the bands once in a while.

How to be xxxBR00T4Lxxxx

YO DAWGGET!!
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BEWARE IF YOUR MOM IS A CHRISTWHORE!!!
THAT IS WHY THEY ARE BR00T4L. DON'T YOU GET IT?
  • Pig squeal, do cookie monster vocals or just growls ranging from low to dying cat shrieks pitches
  • Wear a black shirt of a band logo you can't even read
  • Have ridiculously huge disgusting stretched ears that your mom will hate
  • Jack off your arms and neck with tattoos
  • Listen to deathcore
  • Either do really retarded poses in your pictures, or just look at the camera or do an internet tough guy pose
  • Say words like br00t4l and h34vy
  • Take a Suffocation or Dying Fetus riff and add about five times the zeroes that these riffs originally had because your brain can't possibly process an original idea of your own
  • Write songs about fucking dead girls..
  • If you want to shriek your growls, make a noise of a panther getting castrated.
  • Make the most BR00t4L G0RE AND SCARIEST VIDEOS FOR YA SONGS.
  • Make your band logo look like it was scratched onto the side of a metal shed.
  • Downtune all 35976358632786325703135809879996590054322312111456 strings of your guitar very low.
  • Add over 9000 breakdowns to your music
  • BE BR00T4L!
  • You got male!
  • Opens letter, HOLY SHIT I MADE $$$$$$$$$$$MONEY!

Characteristics

Learn to speak deathcore.

Typical deathcore band

  • Vocalist - usually alternates between attempting to growl or screaming like a little bitch. Don't forget the stretched ears, you're not true brutal without having plugs bigger than your penis.
  • Lead guitarist - Some guy with long hair usually down to like the shoulders or shaggy and he just does death metal riffs that sound like some 6 year old nintendo fanfag is having diarrhea shooting out his asshole like a military gun. Then they do typical metalcore breakdownsTHE MOST BR00T4L 666 THE NUMBER OF THE BEAST PART OF THE SONG!!!!111
  • Rhythm guitarist - a guy you're never gonna even hear so who gives a fuck?
  • Bassist - refer to the sentence above
  • Drummer - might have plugs as huge as the vocalist, but will usually get in a fight about this

Typical band member amount is 5 members. (USUALLY)

Lyrics

Like metalcore, make sure your deathcore lyrics are angsty and complain about as much bullshit in your EXTREEMYL HARD LIEF as possible.

Typical deathcore song

Fans and image

Typical deathcore fan. It's quite the hardcore type.

Fan Behaviour

hxcx MOSHER TYPICAL.
DEATHCORE NEEDS MOAAAR BREAKDOWNS!!

A good breakdown

Fans tend to be teenagers who love fucking pogo dancing and moshpits and they just do karate wankery kicking each other in the vagina. They're like 8 year old karate novices running around the school naked as a celebration of how much of a black belt they are, just because they punched a 2-year-old girl and she just kept walking. Some also are weird ass chubby kids or wiggers with baseball caps in their Emmure shirts yelling JUMPDAFUCKUP!! TURN THAT SHIT UP! and then stage dives and kills his friends. They swing their arms around to show how hardcore they are.

Image

  • Long hair (usually down to the shoulders or somewhat messy or something.
  • If they don't have long hair they'll have a crew cut or wear a baseball cap like a wigger
  • Shitloads of tattoos on the arms and neck (especially on BR00T4L vocalists)
  • Black shirts with a deathcore/death metal/hardcore band
  • Ear gauges usually making the ears viciously huge as fuck
  • Jeans or shorts
  • Hoodies with some band logo you can't even read

How to troll fans of deathcore

Breakdowns are the new solos.
HEY YO FUCKAZ I LIKE TO BREE, FUCKIN BREE WHO WANTS A BREE!? Deathcore frontman
  • Make fun of Mitch Lucker's death.
  • Say Marc Okubo is a nigger Jap with no talent.
  • Say that deathcore is scene or emo.
  • If there ears are stretched, ask how many men fucked their lobes.
  • Ask them if Scott Lewis is really just Mitch Lucker with a different haircut.
  • Say that Emmure are hip-hop just with breakdowns.
  • Make fun of the ears of Rick Hoover from Suffokate.
  • Go to an Acacia Strain concert, and yell at the band especially the singer calling them deathcore.
  • If you see Vincent Bennett, call his band deathcore and/or call him Vince. (Difference between "Vince" and "Vincent")
  • Wear an Emmure shirt to an Acacia Strain gig.
  • Wear an Acacia Strain shirt to an Emmure gig.
  • Say that Here Comes the Kraken are spics/beaners especially at the band's fans.
  • Go to a We Butter the Bread With Butter gig and yell "NAZIS" or "HUN!" to the band.
  • Go to an Oceano concert and yell at the singer calling him a "nigger".
  • Say that Pablo Viveros is a terrorist/sand nigger.
  • Call Pablo Viveros a terrorist/sand nigger loud at a Chelsea Grin gig if he's there.
  • If you see former guitar of Chelsea Grin named Michael Stafford, call him a gook.
  • Say that Michael Stafford is a gook.
  • Say that The Black Dahlia Murder are deathcore.
  • Show them this article.

Then...

YOU GOT $$$$$$$$$!!!!!

Bands Tagged as deathcore

If you're looking at BMTH, if this how they define the genre.
BROOTLE!!!!

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