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Fansy the Famous Bard

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Our hero in the flesh.

Fansy the Famous Bard (Better known simply as Fansy, Fansie, or Pansie) is an oldskool troll from back in the beginning days of EverQuest, perhaps being the first MMO troll to have existed.

   
 
Pansie shouts, 'GO GO GOOD TEAM!!'
 

 
 

—Trolling as an art

GO-GO GOOD TEAM!!!

Fansy begins his mission to troll EverQuest using simple but elegant techniques. He would run around the wilderness gathering up a ton of assorted, stupidly powerful mobs, and then drag them into town or near a clique of users. The mob would instantly kill him and then overwhelm and slaughter everyone else in the area. Any time anyone tried getting pissed at Fansy he would accuse them of working for the bad guys. Hilarity ensued.

   
 
[Wed Jul 04 21:33:20 2001] Fansy says 'look out a train of monsters! AAAH'

[Wed Jul 04 21:33:27 2001] Fansy says 'like a normal train but with monsters!'
[Wed Jul 04 21:33:34 2001] Fansy says 'instead of engines, cars, cabooses, etc.'

 


 
 

—Fansy in his element

   
 
[Thu Jul 05 00:19:35 2001] Vehementer says 'nice ass hole'

[Thu Jul 05 00:19:46 2001] Fansy says 'Thanks! I'm a virgin'
[Thu Jul 05 00:20:45 2001] Vehementer says 'you're a fucking idiot'

 


 
 

—Long before anyone knew the golden rule of the internet

Luckily, even though Fansy didn't really have any trolls to model himself after, he handled his exploits like an expert and actually logged the unprecedented anger he stewed amongst the Y2K OG neckbeards. Those logs still exist for your reading pleasure.

[Thu Jul 05 00:22:22 2001] You shout, 'I won the game!'
[Thu Jul 05 00:22:43 2001] You shout, 'I found the end to EQ and I won! Congrats fansy!'
[Thu Jul 05 00:22:55 2001] Icedeciever says out of character, 'LOL'
[Thu Jul 05 00:23:00 2001] Kablewey says out of character, 'LOL'
[Thu Jul 05 00:23:01 2001] Niiel says out of character, 'on ignore fansy'
[Thu Jul 05 00:23:04 2001] Shralok says out of character, 'YAY fansy'
[Thu Jul 05 00:23:07 2001] Bodyjack shouts, 'shut upp fansy '
[Thu Jul 05 00:23:09 2001] You say out of character, 'thanks!'
[Thu Jul 05 00:23:10 2001] Blarey says out of character, 'lol :)'
[Thu Jul 05 00:23:18 2001] Icedeciever shouts, 'GRATZ FANSY'
[Thu Jul 05 00:23:26 2001] Esrom shouts, 'You would think the name of the game would be a no brainer.. EVERQuest'
[Thu Jul 05 00:23:28 2001] Xqixx shouts, 'aww i didnt get to play :('
[Thu Jul 05 00:23:37 2001] Blarey shouts, 'GRATZ FANSY ON BEING THE BIGGED FAGGOT IN THE GAME !!!~~~'
[Thu Jul 05 00:23:47 2001] Kablewey shouts, 'lol'
[Thu Jul 05 00:23:55 2001] Nizzar shouts, 'good job pansy'
[Thu Jul 05 00:24:33 2001] Gubza says out of character, 'did you have to train hard to be this much of a dumbass fansy ? or is it natural ?'
[Thu Jul 05 00:24:40 2001] Bodyjack shouts, 'fansy your going to die a lot'


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