Rule34.com

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The website Rule34.com is a sad ripoff of Paheal created by Alex Shive, of Nigga Bytes, as a way of archiving all forms of Rule 34. While the archiving and subsequent rape of all one's childhood memories is an important task, Alex made the mistake of including his own watermark and copyright on all the images - much like a certain e-Jew.

The site's logo

Calibre of Material

Like all good Web 2.0 webmasters, Alex gets quadriplegic orphans to do his job for him, trawling 4chan's /b/ and 7chan's /34/ boards to get all of the images that destroy every facet of one's early years. However, in a room behind the orphan chamber sit a coven of Jews who greedily imprint all of the images with the website's watermark, and claiming copyright over Anonymous' hard, fapped-over work. Alex obviously isn't as clued up on e-law as Realitysquared or Duke Otterland and believes that because he (meaning his army of limbless crotchlings) found the images, they are his to copyright. Another complain from Anonymous was that there was no Jetson's porn. /b/ decided to teach Alex some things.

Rule34.com meets /b/

Fig. 1

At 16:30 on the 3rd of July, 2007, Anonymous alerted b to the existence of Rule34.com and Alex's faggotry. /b/ was outraged and called upon the legion to make Mr. Shive pay for copyrighting Anonymous' fap-fodder. The plan was simple, upload multiple instances of Fig. 1 a.k.a Poor_Man.jpg (moar like Nig. 1 amirite?) to the servers overloading them and causing them to explode, hopefully performing a twelfth-trimester abortion on the midget amputees as well. The plan got underway, with the following results:

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  Poor man appears for the first time...
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  ...and some moar...
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  Victoly!

Further Annihilation

Anonymous cleverly suggested the following tactics to further bring down Rule34.com

1. Browse to http://www.megaloader.uni.cc/
2. Enter URL to pic of your choice. I chose http://www.rule34.com/g/070704054308.jpg
3. type a message to the server: "brought to you by ebaumsworld"
4. Select x200.
5. Press button.
6. ?????
7. PROFIT!

It worked surprisingly well.

Victory...

At 17:57 of the same day, Anonymous declared victory as Rule34.com spouted endless mySQL errors and timed out on the creation of new accounts. Further proof that Anonymous is legion.

...Is Shortlived

On the 6th of July, Rule34.com was back online and devoid of MySQL errors. The final solution will occur soon enough.

See Also

• Rule 34
• Copyright
• Watermark
• Paheal

External Links

Rule34.me Community driven Rule34 database.

• Nigga Bytes - Alex's blog. Dead
• Rule34.com - Full of copyright infringement fail. Dead as well.
• Tell Alex what a faggot he is or give this address to the people who own the original copyright to the Rule 34'd characters.
• Rule 34 Archive at Paheal.net A better rule 34 site that doesn't rip off artists.

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