User:Slemp2/Puku

	“	Fuck You Chink.	„
	—Sam

A Puku posing for a camera.

A Puku lurking on an innocent victim

A rare mutated specimen of the Puku

Dinner in the typical Asian family.

Here is a child infected with the Abo disease, absolutely horrible.

A family of Pukus at a weekly gathering.

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Puku is a cross breed chink/nigger, These creatures are often found lurking around various pet stores/zoos prowling for their next meal. They're often seen squatting in holes, shitting out segments of dog they had previously eaten. They often practice in various martial arts to make up for their incredibly small penis. They also take part in an exceeding amounts of experimental sexual acts, such as defecating on each other whist masturbating, shoving extremely large objects into their anus, urinating on each other, shitting in a woman's vagina so it's hot and steamy and then proceeding to penetrate it with their 3 inch penises. NIGGER

Daily Activities of a Puku

• Eating Dog.
• Eating Cat.
• Eating Whale.
• Wishing their penis was bigger.
• Farming virtual gold to sell to basement dwellers.
• Being a burden to society.
• Expanding their eyes in attempt to escape from the reality of being a pathetic, worthless chink.
• Studying for their maths exam.
• Being cunts in general.
• Working in factories making useless counterfeit materials.

History of the Puku

It has been said that the Puku originated from a undeveloped black man, raping a small Asian child.

Aboriginals

Aboriginals, often referred to as 'black ass petrol sniffin' dirty cotton picking shit cunt fucks' are the worst kind of nigger. They walk the street bludging off well mannered, educated white people. They often smoke 'durries', sniff petrol, eat watermelon, eat fried chicken, sniff glue. It's part of their religion to only shower once a month, this is why they smell like shit, also they like to roll in sewer pipes. Aboriginals often use their petrol sniffing ways as an excuse to get into the 'dream time'. All Abos deserve to be lined up and shot, they are absolutely worthless to society, they do not contribute at all, they steal all of our resources. Their corpses should be defecated on repetitively. Their bloody, shitty, corpses fed to animals, actually no; that's no better than animal cruelty. Anyway, they should just fuck off back to the dream time where they fucking belong. Niggers are the result of a birth defect, these unlucky victims take the anal passage way through birth instead of the vaginal, this relsuts in their darkened shit covered skin. Most of these shit skinned tar babies can be save with instant medical attention.All of the anal faeces can be removed if immersed in sulfuric acid immediately after birth. 90% of babies that receive this treatment die. But their parents often see it as an easier way out, nobody wants to spend their life as a nigger. FUCK OFF NIGGERS

Ku Klux Klan

List of KKK founding members.

• Matt Heafy.
• Corey Beaulieu.
• John Myung.
• Mike Portnoy.
• John Petrucci.
• Kevin Rudd.
• Jordan Rudess.
• James La'brie.
• Nick Augusto.
• Paolo Gregoletto.
• George Fisher.
• Alex Webster.
• Bruce Dickinson.
• Steve Harris.
• Alexi Laiho.
• Mark Hoppus.
• Tom DeLonge.
• Travis Barker.
• Kurt Cobain.
• Jeff Hanneman.
• Tom Araya.
• Jesus
• Barack Obama.
• Chuck Norris.
• Homer Simpson.
• Hitler

Fuck Da' Police

Jews

Jews Smell.

Nigger

Chink

The Asian race is often seen as a minority to the rest of humanity.

External Links

• History of the chink
• Dumb Chink Interview
• Lulz
• Filthy Abo