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{{cg|'''Jan 25'''|jan25|center|<gallery perrow="5">
File:HWNDU25 Dudes.png|Jesus and Hideo at [[Eminem|3 A.M in the morning]].
File:HWNDU25 Skentch.png|Some anon makes a sketch of the duo.
File:He Will Not Divide Us.png|poltard makes a sketch. :3
File:Jihad-jesus-jackie-4chan-gookanon-happy-merchant-HWNDU-he-will-not-divide-us.jpg|Jihad Jesus and Jackie 4chan, white supremacist Nazis.
File:He Will Not Divide Us Naruto.png|Narutard shows up!
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File:Shia-labeouf-mugshot-jan-25-2017-HWNDU-he-will-not-divide-us.jpg|Shia LaBoof's unedited mugshot. [[Cry moar]].
File:He Will Not Divide Us Jesus.png|Jesus does a happy merchant pose. >:)
File:HWNDU25 Arms.png
File:HWNDU25 Roller.png|Fag.
File:HWNDU25 TW3T.png|Leftists cry on Twitter.
File:HWNDU Jude25.jpg|Pol presents an idea.
File:HWNDU25 Sign.png|Narutard shows his sign.
File:HWNDU25 Jesus Hand.png|Hands of Christ.
File:HWNDU25 Tweet Pol.png
File:HWNDU25 Guy.png|This fuckin' guy.
File:HWNDU25 Trio.png
File:HWNDU25 Trio Dance.png|From when the trio danced like retards.
File:HWND2U5 Fagget.png|Gay Nigger and feminazi dyke shows up.
File:HWNDU25 Fag.png|Trio dances with the gay nigger.
File:HWNDU25 Tweeet.jpg|Normie reaction to the hijacking.
File:HWNDU Help us please.png|These people need psychological help. Then again, don't all NYC residents?
File:ASDFfuckthisnameshitfuckuidowhatiwantbitch.png
File:HWNDU CIA.png|CIA agent arrives
File:HWNDU Moon.jpg
File:HWNDU They Are Watching.png
File:HWNDU whitey.png
File:HWNDU Pink Sign.png
File:HWNDU28Z.jpg
File:HWNDU Transformers.png
File:HWNDU Naruto Pose.png
File:HWNDU 2Loud 4Dog.png
File:HWNDU Lick.png
File:HWNDU frek.png|A challenger approaches..
File:Narutard Gets Piggy.png|Narutard gets a piggyback ride. :3
File:HWNDU Dindu eye.png
File:HWNDUStel.png|Ugly feminazi dyke tries to steal Naruto's chicken.
File:HWNDU Fat Pussy.png
File:HWNDU Pol Entertaining.png|Even leftists got sick and tired of GN and feminazi, prefering /pol/.
File:HWNDU CIA Spy.jpeg|CIA Spy Exposed.
File:HWNDU Dog Face.png
File:HWNDU 25 Pol Sign.jpg|/pol/ shows some signs.
File:HWNDU25 Narutard Timeout.png|Naruto has a time out.
File:HWNDU Leftypol.png|Leftypol irl
File:HWNDU Woodstock.jpg|Woodstock vs Trump Protests.
File:HWNDU 25 Daynight.jpg
File:HWNDU Keep Calm.png
File:He Will Not Divide Us Morality.jpg
File:HWNDU Cocksucker.jpg|Cocksucker degenerate freak.
File:HWNDU Flyer Warning.png
File:HWNDU Isnt Art.png|HWNDU isn't artistic.
File:HWNDU Sam Hyde.png|[[Sam Hyde]] makes an appearance at the set piece.
File:HWNDU25 Fallout4 Freak.jpg|The marxist feminazi freak looks strikingly similar to a certain ''[[Fallout 4]]'' character..
File:HWNDU Doggeh.png
File:HWNDU25 Pizza.png|A troll makes a fake ad on [[Craigslist]].
File:HWNDU Squatting Slavs.png|Slavs show up to squat.
File:HWNDU X.png|Narutard has some more fun, while gay nigga checks his feeds.
File:HWNDU 25 TLDR sJW.jpg|SJW pulls a typical liberal move and shits out a tl;dr wall of text.
File:HWNDU25 Shortbus.png|Shortbus shows up to abduct the protesters, kek.
File:HWNDU25 Period.png|Protestor on her period.
File:HWNDU25 Steam.png
File:HWNDU25 The economy.jpg
File:HWNDU25 80s Style.png|In honor of Drive Anon and Hideo. <3
File:HWNDU25 Watchmojo.jpg|Top 10 Unrequited Loves in Anime.
File:HWNDU25.gif|Jews did HWNDU
File:HWNDU25 Spicc.png
File:HWNDU25 Pol Description.png|A pollack who was there describes the events of the Shia arrest.
File:HWNDU 25 Freakling.png|Creepy freak assassin.
File:HWNDU25 Freak NBC.png
File:HWNDU25 Fatman Titty.jpg|Fatman's tittehs
File:HWNDU25 Am I White.jpg|Is he white?
File:Shia 30 minutes.png|Shia is coming in thirty minutes.
File:Smileless HWNDU.png
File:HWNDU THEY.png|[[Jews|(((They)))]] are watching.
File:He Will Divide Us.jpg|He will divide us.
File:Help Us.png
File:HWNDU doggeh.png|New mascot of HWNDU
File:GHJKLJDKDFSH.png|Summarization of every event from January 21 to 25.
File:HWNDU German Bitch.png|RACE MIXER
File:HWNDU Jude.jpg|Scared Jew.
File:HWNDU Naruto Graph.png|LOL: Liberals legit thought his headband was a Nazi symbol.
File:Shia_labeouf_pepe_cock.jpg|The bum knows his place.
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==January 26, 2017==
==January 26, 2017==

Revision as of 11:57, 9 February 2017

HWNDU; leftists already have.
Summarization of the leftist participants.
The opening face of season 3 giving the viewers an introduction.

The inauguration of Donald Trump sparked massive protests and riots across D.C. and the world at large. Leftists, already mentally unstable and savage, went completely apeshit in the weeks following Trump's victory. A D-list celebrity named Shia LaBeouf (Known for doing a porno flick and two Transformers movies before they realized how terrible he was and dumped him, but kept Megan Fox) decided to create an "art piece" by setting up a 24/7 livestream in New York City, which is intended to exist for the entirety of the Trump presidency. Located at the Museum of the Moving Image, locals are invited by Shia to come to the scene of the camera and chant "He Will Not Divide Us". The result was a sea of brain-dead morons repeatedly screeching the phrase at a wall.

However, 4chan soon learned about the story. The result was a massive IRL trolling raid with the goal of closing yet another pool and rustling some more jimmies. The trolls congregated mostly on cuckchan and cripplechan /pol/, creating hundreds of threads detailing live coverage of the drama. This page will serve to document any happenings. We invite you, the viewer, to create an account and add in any details that you can.

RESOURCE PACKAGE

Stream link:

Peace

>WARNING: SHIT IS LOUD!

http://hewillnotdivide.us/

https://livestream.com/accounts/23093026/events/6897778/player

http://wiki.suicide.cc

Archives: http://pastebin.com/MK875NhA

>Jayden Smith, Shia Labooth and liberals chanting and dancing for 8 years.

>EVIL NACHO VIRUS

>YOU HAVE LOCKED THE BIOS

>EVIL NAZI VIRUS

>PEOPLE NOT TO BITES US

>HE WILL NOT DENY US

>EVIL NOT TO BITE US

FAKE NEWS

https://archive.is/O7WWS

https://archive.is/3HrDu

HIGHLIGHTS

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7ghWluiDblk - Day 3, Part 2

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DpydijsGRIY - Day 3, Part 1

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XFzjfHto78o - Day 2, Part 2

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g8HZVFzU7xI - Day 2, Part 1

https://youtu.be/I9XkcBPyipk - Gooburger jams to Moonman

https://youtu.be/MtrXXyTEU-w - Goodburger jams to Shadilay

https://youtu.be/Gbltiq8PDZI - Goodburger jams to Johnny Rebel

https://youtu.be/gNaPHTdHAS4 - Albanian anon

https://youtu.be/V5Zh84eOMy8 - Shia attacks Mustache anon

https://youtu.be/gROyMR8EAu4 - Omar expects a BJ

https://youtu.be/6wn_6588aAQ - A day at the zoo

https://youtu.be/EbzeZTW4GYE - Tony at the Trump Rally

https://youtu.be/uJcrXZoSl3E - Shoutouts + Mustache anon

https://youtu.be/_YGXwUc6aa0 - Bag anon plays Shadilay

https://youtu.be/4KZYqxHjwSQ - Pepe next to Shia

https://youtu.be/cZec9jXQcgs - Adidas bro visits

https://youtu.be/sB0SJOSUU2E - Cutie kisses camera

https://youtu.be/udCPuGBcgWE - Skimask anon leaves mp3s

https://youtu.be/bxmcHh5_NJw - Skimask anon + morning after

https://youtu.be/ZJZY3W2FQLM - Friendly anon shoutout

https://youtu.be/hE_NY0oEGzc - Shia's trigger reel

https://twitter.com/AdamManiak/status/822971474613039105 - Flip phone Dave dancing to Shadilay

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0LQK2YzCybm

January 20, 2017

The start of HWNDU; the live feed is set up somewhere in NYC and immediately attracts the public after going viral. Trolls show up within hours to pay respects.

January 21, 2017

January 22, 2017

January 23, 2017

January 24, 2017

January 25, 2017

Shia divided from his tears.


/v/'s autistic (obviously) janitor makes a guest appearance

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January 26, 2017

Pol threads:

Briefing: Three users show up at the start of the day (1 ~ 5 AM) and get nicknamed Jihad Jesus, Jackie4Chan, and Kim-Jong-Anon. They spend several hours reading /pol/ threads and twitter, giving shoutouts, micspamming, trolling, etc. The police show up and interrogate them for a while. Several supporters of KEK show up to bring the brave warriors food. Meanwhile, leftist drones starve in the New York winter. There are rumors spreading that Shia would show up to kick their ass. As the 30-minute mark approached, he didn't show- like the pussy he is. A gay ass nigger furry named PaperBoyPrince shows up around 8:00 AM, with his ugly feminazi friend and hijack the show for a while until pissing off. Eventually, school is in session so many kids roam the streets. A narutard shows up, as does Ali David Sonboly. The feminazi flashes her small, deformed breasts at the camera repeatedly while school buses and children pass by.

Eventually, Shia shows up, assaults a /pol/lack, and gets arrested! KEK [1]

Video highlights:

January 28th

Sam Hyde shows up and perpetrates a mass shooting that results in 28 casualties. He later escapes from new york and hasn't been heard from since. [2]

Videos

Season 2 Finale: The wall gets built

More info

It would take too much time and effort for ED to document 1,200+ days worth of lulz, so check out the HWNDU wiki here!

See also

He sure divided those pussy lips

External links


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