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A Falcon Punch can be carried out by any individual with sufficient testicular fortitude, not just Captain Falcon. It has been long-established as the safest and most effective way to abort a teen pregnancy.

How To Falcon Punch

A successful Falcon Punch requires focusing mass amounts of pure pwn into one's fist, before hitting the target as hard as fucking possible - hopefully dislodging several vital organs along the way. The Falcon Punch is most often used to end the untimely pregnancy of a loved one in a humane manner, especially if the loved one happens to be under the age of sixteen. It is also used often to destroy idiots that are killing the internets, through a primitive, but effective text form.

Carrying out an IRL Falcon Punch is a simple procedure done in a few steps:

1. Pull fist back screaming: FARRUUKON...

2. Thrust fist forward while also screaming: ...PAAUUUUUUNNNCHI!!!!1

3. ????

4. PROFIT

Caution: Expect arm to catch fire in the shape of a bird if done correctly.

Example Videos

The Anime

A Hypothetical Simulation of a Falcon Punch Collision

Falcon Punch VS Roundhouse Kick

Falcon Punching a Building

Ash Ketchum Version

Halo K.O.

Fallout Edition

Death Note Punch vs Kick

Lucas Getting Pwnched

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Falcon Gallery

Punch Gallery About missing Pics

Even the great adventurer Link can Falcon Punch.
Gotta Punch Em All!
Snake wishes he was as cool as Captain Falcon, but he fails.
Falconmen

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HAHA DISREGARD THAT THAT'S A RAPTOR BOOST
Animated .gif perfect for a forum fag's avatar.
OUR SAVIOR
For great justice!
Planned Parenthood approved!
Solving teen pregnancy, one fiery punch at a time.
TRUTH: The LHC is actually just a big tube where two Falcon Punches will be collided into each other, bringing about the end times.
Literal version.
Animated Version from Miori No Hibi.
Vintage punch
Taxidermy style