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{{AOTN|Texas|Texas_map.jpg|<s>[[Taxes]]</s> '''Texas''', the second [[Fat|largest]] state in the [[America|Union]], is a hellhole best known for [[R. Lee Ermey|being home to steers and queers]], [[King of the Hill]], shitty [[earrape|country music]], [[Obese|morbidly obese]] people, Megachurches, [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:United_States_installed_wind_power_capacity_by_state_2008.jpg its inability to contribute anything of value to the country], [[McMansion]]s, [[Bible]] Thumpers, [[death penalty|capital punishment]], sedentary lifestyle, super-sized portions drenched in lard, [[Dr. Phil|Dr. Phool]], [[George W. Bush]], a [[correct|questionable]] point of view on people, [[guns]], an obsession with large things, and its ongoing failed attempts to outlaw [[faggotry]]. Texas wants to be a separate nation, but <s>it's being overtaken</s> it has been overtaken by [[Mexican]]s, so that goes to tell ya how much they suck [[dick]]. Other than that, they suck major fucking cockles because they call themselves the fucking "Lone-Star" State, in other words, [[Tits or GTFO]].
{{AOTN|Abortion|FightCrimeAbortBlackBabiesShirt.jpg|'''[[Baby Fuck|Abortion]]''' is ''[[Win|Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwright]]''.
Unlike [[California]] and [[Seattle]], Texas' [[Unwarranted Self-Importance|USI Syndrome]] is caused primarily by [[ignorance]]. A typical Texan believes that Texas is absolutely the best place in the world because he's never been anywhere outside of his rural shithole. Therefore when Texans move to Coastal regions they adopt [[liberalism|liberal]] values and vigorously [[troll]] their state of origin. To locals they still remain backwards country dumbshits.
In other words, if you had a [[babby|parasite]] by accident because you got so drunk you were [[Asking for it]], or was [[Rape]]d by a [[Nigger|disgusting]] [[Muslim|animal]], or if your baby had a [[Asperger's Syndrome|severe and devastating genetic disorder]], then you can have it [[Euthanasia|put out of its misery]] before the second trimester so that it cannot have the chance to develop a brain and soul, and therefore grow up a tormented bullied [[Emo]] sociopath who will start about two hundred [[Tumblr]] blogs, [[Columbine|inevitably shoot up a school]] and finally [[Hitler|wreak havoc on the world]]. A sure-fire subject to send any politically minded community into a 400 comment [[flame war]].|TEXAS BANNED IT|Texas|Nawlins|ISIS}}
[[Some argue]] that Texas is the number one killer of [[retarded|ordinary]] people, but we all [[George W. Bush|know better than that]].|THEY BANNED ABORTION|Nawlins|ISIS|OnlyFans}}
