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'''Mel "All Jews Should Burn in Hell" Gibson''' (born Mel Gibstein) is the vanguard of the battle against the forces of anti-lulz, or possibly just a sad ruin of a [[Hitler|once-mighty man]].He is considered to be among the greatest men who ever walked on this planet like [[Jesus Christ|Jesus]] and had the balls to stand against the [[Jews|the worlds biggest problem]] despite the fact they [[Fact|control the media and Hollywood]] and therefore risking his worldwide reputation. Once a rich and beautiful action star who was the sexual desire of every [[Your mom|obese housewife]] in the 1980s, Mel's heydey is long past. And so he settles in to direct increasingly crappy movies as his waistline expands, his hair greys, and his bigoted views become more and more public. Gibson owns a $5 million [[Catholic]] church in Southern [[California]] which is notable for its [[prison|jailhouse]] preaching [http://www.tmz.com/2006/07/28/gibsons-anti-semitic-tirade-alleged-cover-up/ community outreach program]. | '''Mel "All Jews Should Burn in Hell" Gibson''' (born Mel Gibstein) is the vanguard of the battle against the forces of anti-lulz, or possibly just a sad ruin of a [[Hitler|once-mighty man]].He is considered to be among the greatest men who ever walked on this planet like [[Jesus Christ|Jesus]] and had the balls to stand against the [[Jews|the worlds biggest problem]] despite the fact they [[Fact|control the media and Hollywood]] and therefore risking his worldwide reputation. Once a rich and beautiful action star who was the sexual desire of every [[Your mom|obese housewife]] in the 1980s, Mel's heydey is long past. And so he settles in to direct increasingly crappy movies as his waistline expands, his hair greys, and his bigoted views become more and more public. Gibson owns a $5 million [[Catholic]] church in Southern [[California]] which is notable for its [[prison|jailhouse]] preaching [http://www.tmz.com/2006/07/28/gibsons-anti-semitic-tirade-alleged-cover-up/ community outreach program]. | ||
When not seducing [[porn]] stars behind his wife's back, getting arrested for drunk driving, or making [[bible slash|Jesus fanfic]] Aramaic snuff [[movies]] in which the lead actor gets ''' | When not seducing [[porn]] stars behind his wife's back, getting arrested for drunk driving, or making [[bible slash|Jesus fanfic]] Aramaic snuff [[movies]] in which the lead actor gets '''struck down by lightning... TWICE'''. Mel spends his time [[rape|homeschooling]] his children. | ||
|most honest man in Hollywood|Job|Italy|Doom}} | |most honest man in Hollywood|Job|Italy|Doom}} | ||
Revision as of 15:09, 27 September 2022
Mel "All Jews Should Burn in Hell" Gibson (born Mel Gibstein) is the vanguard of the battle against the forces of anti-lulz, or possibly just a sad ruin of a once-mighty man.He is considered to be among the greatest men who ever walked on this planet like Jesus and had the balls to stand against the the worlds biggest problem despite the fact they control the media and Hollywood and therefore risking his worldwide reputation. Once a rich and beautiful action star who was the sexual desire of every obese housewife in the 1980s, Mel's heydey is long past. And so he settles in to direct increasingly crappy movies as his waistline expands, his hair greys, and his bigoted views become more and more public. Gibson owns a $5 million Catholic church in Southern California which is notable for its jailhouse preaching community outreach program.
When not seducing porn stars behind his wife's back, getting arrested for drunk driving, or making Jesus fanfic Aramaic snuff movies in which the lead actor gets struck down by lightning... TWICE. Mel spends his time homeschooling his children.
| Job 2 days ago |
Italy 4 days ago |
Doom 6 days ago | |