Doomsday Clock

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The world will end at 18:00

It is two decades past jumping the shark.

	“	My father was a watch maker. He abandoned it when Einstein discovered time is relative. I would only agree that a symbolic clock is as nourishing to the intellect as a photograph of oxygen to a drowning man.	„
	—Dr. Manhattan on the Doomsday Clock: Watchmen

The Doomsday Clock was originally created by the Bulletin of the Atomic Scientists in 1947 to represent how close the world currently is to experiencing complete and total nuclear annihilation. As of January 2017, the Doomsday Clock has officially been re-purposed as a political propaganda tool that is operated by progressive liberal millennials who are completely and utterly clueless about how the world actually works.

They treat the clock as if it was a fact-telling tool, when it's just a fearmongering tool by phony scientists to belittle Trump and undermine his presidency.

History

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	“	The Bulletin's clock is not a gauge to register the ups and downs of the international power struggle; it is intended to reflect basic changes in the level of continuous danger in which mankind lives in the nuclear age.	„

The Doomsday Clock was created by a bunch of pussy scientists called the Chicago Atomic Scientists who upon lamenting their assistance in the creation of the Atomic Bombs that nuked 🇯🇵Hiroshima and Nagasaki to great fanfare and applause decided to eek out a few more seconds of scientific fame by pretending to have a distaste and loathing for this wonderful creation of theirs that can turn a person instantly into a shadow.

In 1947, co-founder of The Bulletin Of The Atomic Scientists ✡Hyman Goldsmith✡ asked Alexander Langsdorf to design a cover for the June 1947 issue which would illustrate the urgency of the nuclear problem at hand.

Langsdorf chose a clock as if it were counting down the last seconds to man's complete and utter destruction happening as naturally as a 13-year-old boy wanking it to a Wal-Mart bra ad if there is no change in our current international policies, international hostilities and production and warehousing of atomic weapons.

Midnight

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The definition of Midnight on the Doomsday Clock holds a different definition dependent on the year it was defined and in the modern age can be seen as more than just a countdown to humanity's extinction through nuclear exchange.

Some definitions have included Bio Terrorism, for instance some Jihad Joe might get a hold of a rather virulant strain of small pox and lead to a world pandemic. Sudden irreversible climate change where Mother Earth gets pissed and says we can't live in her basement anymore. Then there's our favorite, death by nanobots where the world ends in a Grey Goo.

The clock is not advanced or rewound based on current events like many Libtards like to believe but is actually symbolically set at how close they think humanity is to going full blown Emo and becoming An Hero based on current events, attitudes and potential threats for the period of time the clock has been set.

See Also

• Rape Clock
• Fake News
• Fallout
• Timecube

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