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'''Spotify''' is a shitty [[Swedish]] [[audio]] streaming service that claims to allow its users to listen to [[music]] for free, but forgets to mention that the service includes promotional [[EXTREME ADVERTISING|LGBT pride ads]], artists battling in a pay-to-win war over their [[snoca|dogshit songs]], and 73% useless bloat. Their software takes up hundreds of megabytes of space, with a laggy and slow [[UI]] full of ads, easily [[botnet|ass-raping your RAM]]. [[File:Wanna break from the ads.jpg|250px|right]] The streaming quality is worse than a broken [[radio]] from the [[80s]] and the songs themselves sound like they | '''Spotify''' is a shitty [[Swedish]] [[audio]] streaming service that claims to allow its users to listen to [[music]] for free, but forgets to mention that the service includes promotional [[EXTREME ADVERTISING|LGBT pride ads]], artists battling in a pay-to-win war over their [[snoca|dogshit songs]], and 73% useless bloat. Their software takes up hundreds of megabytes of space, with a laggy and slow [[UI]] full of ads, easily [[botnet|ass-raping your RAM]]. | ||
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The streaming quality is worse than a broken [[radio]] from the [[80s]] and the songs themselves sound like they whee recorded on an [[Autotune|auto-tuned]] [[Toaster Steve|toaster]] full of compression and distortion. Rarely will you find anything of worth. | |||
In general, it's much more worthwhile to [[Soulseek|download your music]] and listen to it with an audio player, rather than use software that drains as much battery and money as possible, instead of actually playing music for you. Alternatively, you could use ''YouTube Music'' on browser and just switch your [[adblock]] on... but then again, | In general, it's much more worthwhile to [[Soulseek|download your music]] and listen to it with an audio player, rather than use software that drains as much battery and money as possible, instead of actually playing music files for you. Alternatively, you could use ''YouTube Music'' on browser and just switch your [[adblock]] on... but then again, YouTube Music has horrible audio quality as well. | ||
==Creation== | ==Creation== | ||
[[Image:Daniel Ek.jpeg|125px|thumb|left|This faggot is making more money every day while [[you]] remain an unemployed neet.]] | [[Image:Daniel Ek.jpeg|125px|thumb|left|This faggot is making more money every day while [[you]] remain an unemployed neet.]] | ||
The main person responsible for developing this disgrace was a [[faggot]] called ''Daniel Ek'', who also worked on the [[uTorrent|µTorrent]] project before starting to develop Spotify. He dropped out of college and opened an advertising company (note this guy's passion for ads) called Advertigo, but he has such a strong [[fetish]] for [[money]] that he sold it in 2006 to another company. There was also a guy named Martin Lorentzo, but nobody cares | The main person responsible for developing this disgrace was a [[faggot]] called ''Daniel Ek'', who also worked on the [[uTorrent|µTorrent]] project before starting to develop Spotify. He dropped out of college and opened an advertising company (note this guy's passion for ads) called Advertigo, but he has such a strong [[fetish]] for [[money]] that he sold it in 2006 to another company. There was also a guy named Martin Lorentzo, but nobody really cares about him. | ||
==Other services== | ==Other services== | ||
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===Spotify for Artists=== | ===Spotify for Artists=== | ||
''Spotify for [[Autists]]'' is a version of Spotify for the people that believe they have a good voice | ''Spotify for [[Autists]]'' is a version of Spotify for the people that believe they have a good singing voice, or those that produce their own shitty songs to publish in the Spotify library. In general, nobody uses this shit either, especially when better alternatives like [[Soundcloud]] exist. | ||
==Gallery== | ==Gallery== | ||
Revision as of 09:59, 15 September 2023
Spotify is a shitty Swedish audio streaming service that claims to allow its users to listen to music for free, but forgets to mention that the service includes promotional LGBT pride ads, artists battling in a pay-to-win war over their dogshit songs, and 73% useless bloat. Their software takes up hundreds of megabytes of space, with a laggy and slow UI full of ads, easily ass-raping your RAM.
The streaming quality is worse than a broken radio from the 80s and the songs themselves sound like they whee recorded on an auto-tuned toaster full of compression and distortion. Rarely will you find anything of worth.
In general, it's much more worthwhile to download your music and listen to it with an audio player, rather than use software that drains as much battery and money as possible, instead of actually playing music files for you. Alternatively, you could use YouTube Music on browser and just switch your adblock on... but then again, YouTube Music has horrible audio quality as well.
Creation
The main person responsible for developing this disgrace was a faggot called Daniel Ek, who also worked on the µTorrent project before starting to develop Spotify. He dropped out of college and opened an advertising company (note this guy's passion for ads) called Advertigo, but he has such a strong fetish for money that he sold it in 2006 to another company. There was also a guy named Martin Lorentzo, but nobody really cares about him.
Other services
Spotify for Podcasters
Spotify for Shitcasters is just a version of Spotify designed so that retards can pick up a microphone and say whatever the fuck they want and get other retards to listen to them. No more than 20 people use this shit. The only reason podcasts still exist on Spotify is because Joe Rogan uses it.
Spotify for Artists
Spotify for Autists is a version of Spotify for the people that believe they have a good singing voice, or those that produce their own shitty songs to publish in the Spotify library. In general, nobody uses this shit either, especially when better alternatives like Soundcloud exist.
Gallery
See also
External Links
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