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[A WORK IN PROGRESS)
Skip_Licker is a self proclaimed "hardcore troll," an insufferable cunt rag and a raging transvestite on Twatter. He is a pointless fucktard with all the personality and warmth of a used condom festering on the dog shit crusted pavement that is life. He is an avid supporter of freedom of speech, despite suppressing it at every opportunity he gets by sending his flock of flying monkeys (who all look like they're on first name terms with Peter Sutcliffe) to spam the shit out of and suspend any Twatter user's account who has a different opinion to their Lord and Master. He is highly skilled in twisting the truth on the interwebz to the point where he even puts Goebbels to shame. His tactics for 'winning' an argument mainly consists of telling people to "fuck off" and then blocking them the moment he realises he's lost the argument. He calls it "toying" with people. Others call it "being a bellend."
Skippy can't seem to go moar than an hour without dropping the 'I was a soldier' bomb on his timeline or mention that he was "shot at" (even though he has never actually been shot), much to the adoration of the wankstains who follow him. This is despite the fact that he couldn't actually hack the army and has more issues than Adam Lanza. His total lack of self awareness is so bedazzling to behold that even teh little baby Jesus himself wept rainbow tears of joy.
Special mention should be made to the fact that he is a Jedi Master of hypocrisy and spins more lies than a cracked up hoe at a knitting party.
The PTSD Card
The moment Skippy's trolling backfires, as it so often does, he will retreat behind his Mother's skirts and play the 'PTSD card' (For those unaware of what it stands for: Prickless, Tranny, Sociopathic, Dictator). It's the stuff of legends. His bunny boiling girlfriend, the fuck ugly Political_Fun, (who could only get a boyfriend by scouring the interwebz for the first fucktard she could find willing enough to slip her one without putting a bag over her head) will pull out of her vagina (the 'other' chamber of secrets) how poor old Skippy has PTSD and people shouldn't bully him. Even though he delights in trolling people with both mental and health issues, even going so far as to egging someone in to killing themselves. Which I guess makes him An Villain.
No one has suffered like poor old Skippy. Have you been run over by a car and then had the fucker reverse over you just to finish the job? Have you been beheaded with a butter knife? Are you dying of teh AIDs or Cancer? Have you had a tyre filled with petrol hung over your head and then set alight? Have you fallen into a crocodile infested lagoon and had your testicles chewed off while the crocs played bongos on your moobs using your kneecaps for drumsticks? Then I'm sorry, but no matter how much you may have suffered or if you have even nearly died, no one has suffered like Skip_Licker.
You see Skippy was shot at. That's right. Shot at. Who would have thought joining the army might result in being surrounded by bullets and fuckers trying to kill you? I know, right? Because of this, only Skippy and Skippy alone has suffered and he'll gladly tell people to "get over themselves" at every opportunity he can get. Other facets of his total cuntish personality is his cowardice in that he doesn't use his photo, his name and hides his identity to stalk and troll people on the interwebz (so much for the "hardcore troll"). His belief that he and only his rainbow coloured followers have a right to an opinion.
Let's also not forget he suffers from galloping cunt rot too.
Hypocrisy, Bullshit and Lies
Political_Fun and Skip_Licker often ridicule anyone who contacts the police over comments made on Twatter and often tweet how "words are just words." Usually tweeted after they've just spammed the shit out of some poor sap with abusive and threatening tweets for having a different opinion to them (but hey, they're all about freedom of speech, remember?).
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So when an anonymous Twatter user, who'd had enough of Skippy and his pet mongrel's bollocks, thought it was time to troll the shit out of them both in order to expose their hypocrisy, much lulz were brought to the Twatter table. Several accounts were set up and, sure enough, Skip_Licker spazzed out like the fucktard he truly is, and in doing so brought with it a wave of hypocrisy of epic proportions:
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But teh best lulz were brought by none other than his rancid girlfriend, Political_Fun. She claimed she had traced the IPs of their attackers, had "100% proof" of their identity and that they had contacted the police. This brought much lulz in moar ways than she realised. Not only because she had contradicted everything she and Skippy had preached to their disciples, but because, unbeknown to her, several people knew the real identity behind the accounts, including some of their own followers. So when she falsely accused a Twatter user who she and her knuckle dragging online boyfriend had been trolling for months and claimed she had the evidence to prove it, a lulz party ensued. When challenged numerous times, even by the person spamming them, to show the IPs and prove it was the person she falsely claimed it to be, she bottled it and kept to her rhetoric of "having proof." Even so much as arguing against another Twatter user who had 30 years of experience in IT:
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The Pastebin Paedo DoX
Moar lulz exploded when Skip_Licker, Political_Fun, Sir_Olly_C and several other hardcore fucktards and inbred mongs from their tribe of retards found themselves being outed as paedophiles on Pastebin. Resulting in the twat, barnacle1979, deleting his account and Skippy setting his Twatter to private after initially spazzing out and deleting it. Even though none of their names or personal information was actually pasted in the DoX other than their Twitter account usernames, which are easily changeable.
Despite his self proclaimed boast that his interwebz skillz were shit hot, Skip_Licker scratched his balls and, using his stink stained fingers, tweeted this:
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Yes, the self billed "hardcore Troll" couldn't work out how his 'stalker' could still read his tweets when he had blocked them. The simple act of using an anonymous browser that assigns you with a proxy IP or even something as basic and simple as using Snap Bird hadn't even crossed his retarded mind. No, really. Not even once.
Future Projects
Skip_Licker will almost certainly end his days wearing an EXIT bag on his head, silky stockings and a pair of Jimmy Choos under the delusional impression that anyone would give a flying fuck if he did. With any luck, Political_Fun will do the decent thing and throw herself on to the coffin just before it slips behind the velvet curtain and die a painful and fiery death. You know, just for the Lulz.
See Also
External Links
- Skip_Licker on Twitter
- Political_Fun on Twitter
- AndreaUrbanFox_ on Twitter
- AndreaUrbanFox on Encyclopedia Dramatica
