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'''Alvin-Earthworm''' ('''[[Powerword|Mark Haynes]]''' [[irl]]) is a member of [[Newgrounds]], [[deviantART]], [[furaffinity]] and [[YouTube|anywhere]] [[AGNPH|else]] where he can [[Attention whore|whore]] his [[pathetic]] self out to. He's [[e-famous]] for his flash animated series ''Super Mario Bros. Z'', a sprite animation series with the story of ''[[Dragon Ball Z]]'', replacing the characters and objects of DBZ with the ones of the ''[[Mario]]'' and ''[[Sonic]]'' series. It has [[None|no]] [[Original Content|original writing, audio, or images]]...so naturally [[13-year-old boys|everyone living in this crazy digital age]] [[Facepalm|thinks it's super awesome]].
'''Alvin-Earthworm''' ('''[[Powerword|Mark Haynes]]''' [[irl]]) is a member of [[Newgrounds]], [[deviantART]], [[furaffinity]] and [[YouTube|anywhere]] [[AGNPH|else]] where he can [[Attention whore|whore]] his [[pathetic]] self out to. He's [[e-famous]] for his flash animated series ''Super Mario Bros. Z'', a sprite animation series with the story of ''[[Dragon Ball Z]]'', replacing the characters and objects of DBZ with the ones of the ''[[Mario]]'' and ''[[Sonic]]'' series. It has [[None|no]] [[Original Content|original writing, audio, or images]]...so naturally [[13-year-old boys|everyone living in this crazy digital age]] [[Facepalm|thinks it's super awesome]].
==SMBZ==
[[Image:ghettosinger.jpg|thumb|No TARTlet before him has ever been so wrong.]]
Out of all of the [[shit]] he has done, ''[http://www.newgrounds.com/collection/supermariobrosz.html Super Mario Bros. Z]'' is his crowning "achievement". SMBZ is a compilation of Mario and Sonic sprites in a Dragonball Z setting. [[Pokémon|Animu]] from the nineties. It would not be an overstatement to say that, in the process of [[Masturbation|“animating”]] this overhyped ball of fail, Alvin-Earthworm has expended no creative effort whatsoever. One wonders, then, why does it seem to take Mr. Earthworm so many months to complete an episode? Is it some sort of twisted scheme to get his legions of idiotic fanboys to salivate all the more with anticipation? Could it be that he realizes that, by spacing out the episodes so far, he propagates the notion that what he does is “art” and takes actual effort? The latter possibility is at best unlikely and arguably beyond his cognitive abilities, seeing as SMBZ isn't original by any means. That does not change the fact that the way it was executed (poorly) is what made this series loved by [[retards|its fans of today]]. Of course, there are still many fanboys out there who want to throw their hat into the SMBZ world and propagate the failure even more.
More likely, Alvin is just a fat fuck who's too lazy [[What|even to ''not work'']], and spends all of his time eating [[Pocky]] in his mother's [[Basement-dweller|basement]], while masturbating to pictures of [[Furfag|foxes with breasts]].
===Fan site===
''Super Mario Bros Z'' has its own [http://vglag.com/ fan site] with its own horde of [[13 year old boys]]. Its [http://vglag.com/forum/forumdisplay.php?f=16 forum] consists of sections such as '''Super Mario Bros. Z Comments "''Post up all your comments that you wish to tell Alvin-Earthworm about his popular hit internet flash show Super Mario Bros. Z in here!''"''' and topics such as ''The Most Stupidest Character To Ever Join Smbz'' and ''SMBZ Series 2''.
Here's an excerpt of in depth discussion from the SMBZ fandom...
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Sure, Shadow seems like an @$$hole, but here are some things you may have overlooked.
1) Even though Shadow barely ever agrees with anything Sonic plans, but he still goes along with it.
2) Shadow kicked Sonic in Ep.4 cause he was majorly *^^*ed before due to the fact they lost to the
Koopa Bros., and Sonic says something smart that further *^^*es Shadow off and made him act before
thinking and kicking Sonic in the face. (haha)
3)There really is no excuse for Shadow using Sonic as a projectile against Turbo Mecha Sonic (Ep.6),
so I'll just skip it.
4)Shadow kicked Mario to save Mario from one of Turbo Mecha Sonic's flash bombs.
You see? He's just misunderstood.
-JPW
to 1: Sure, cuz he is looking for a fight.
to 2: Sonic just said what´s right and Shadow hit him, PFFT.
to 3: Cuz he is an @$$hole, don´t skip "important" facts. [[emoticon|tongue.gif]]
to 4: WRONG, every shot from Mecha Sonic hit the ground BEHIND Mario AND Shadow. Shadow just kicked
him, cuz he was in his way. Rewatch this scene.
My opinion: Stop making excuses for him, he acts lordly, arrogant and irresponsible, just like
Vegeta. Point
-Super-Yoshi
I hope you're not forgetting that he kicked Mario out of the way while fighting the black and red
Koopa bros in that one scene. (ep 4)
-HellSlayer
For once, Shadow has been wrongly accused. If you look closely, Shadow's back is facing Mario when
they colide.
So yeah, Shadow hits Mario, but not on purpose.
As for using Sonic as a projectile (which I for one, found hilarious) is perhaps acceptable on the
grounds that Shadow was much more of a match for Mecha.
-Subach
Like Superstar Saga and Partners In time, there should be a new game for either Wiiware or Ds and called...
Mario & Luigi: Interdimensional Alliance
You know it's based on the Chaos Emerald Saga, right?
Alvin-Earthworm is a furfag. When he's not working on SMBZ, he's sits on his ass creating typical furfaggy pictures of foxes with breasts, or creating typical furfaggy pictures of already existing foxes with breasts, such as Renamon and Krystal. And the times when he DOESN'T draw something with fur... he draws men...
Alvin congratulates some of his friends on getting their roleplay on.
A typical furfaggy picture of Krystal. Need I say more?
A picture of his fursona (like his OC wasn't already his fursona).
Drama
Besides SMBZ, he is also known for causing drama on the internet. One of the most notable drama is his infamous "I DON'T CARE" rant which was originally posted on DA and Newgrounds before he deleted everything off his two accounts, proving that his wall of text was nothing more than a distraction to stop trolls from trolling him, and thereby also proving that he is a butthurtfaggot.
Well, I'm still waiting on the mod to close this account, but before that happens, I guess I owe many of you an apology.
My outburstwas justifiable since I have had very stressful days at work, bad insomnia and the fact that my plans to see LakituBoy during the month had to be canceled. We all vent our frustration in some way, I guess I have a bad habit of doing it the wrong way.
Therefore, I shall be leaving the internet behind for a few years, only keeping in touch with Keri and my close friends on IM. I've reconsidered creating a new alias to use on Deviantart since my motivation to work on pictures hasn't gotten any better. But regardless of how I feel, I still want to complete Super Mario bros Z. Mostly for myself, but also as a thank you for the majority of people that have been patient with me.
Even if I worked harder on my anthro works, I finally realised how much more I achieved with my sprite series, regardless of it being merely fan service.
So this will be the last time you hear from me for a while. My DA, Sheezyart, FurAffinity and YouTube accounts have all been wiped, but my NG account will remain active, only so I can post new episodes upon completion. PM's and e-mails regarding SMBZ shall be wiped immediately upon recieving them, so don't bother trying to contact me. Anyways, Perhaps we shall cross paths again in a few years?
A typical furfaggy picture of Krystal. Need I say more?
Guide to ruining perfectly good ice cream.
An original character cosplaying as Renamon.
Female anatomy, consider yourself fucked. It's obvious that he's never seen a real woman naked before. Thank god!!!
It's quite obvious who the mysterious shadow is.
