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'''TikTok''' (also known as '''Douyin''' in China) is a monstrous, hypercancerous faggotry app that rose to prominence in [[2018]] before reaching it's full, horrific zenith in early [[2019]]. It is based on capturing short videos of your worthless life. Sound familiar? It is! In fact, TikTok is a textbook clone of [[Vine]], which was popular five years before. It is also very, VERY similar to [[Musical.ly]]. Come to think of it... it's similar to [[Snapchat]] too.
'''TikTok''' ('''Douyin''' in China) also known as ''DikCok'', and ''ShitTok'' is a monstrous, hypercancerous faggotry app that was created by some [[azn's]] in [[China]] rose to prominence in [[2018]] when it merged with the cancerous app know as [[Musical.ly]] to create the ultimate cesspool of cancer. before reaching it's full, horrific zenith in early [[2019]]. It is based on capturing short videos of your worthless life. Sound familiar? It is! In fact, TikTok is a textbook clone of [[Vine]], which was popular five years before. It is also very, VERY similar to [[Musical.ly]]. Come to think of it... it's similar to [[Snapchat]] too.


TL;DR, TikTok is a very similar but ever so slightly more awful version of the various "social" apps that have been plaguing {{strike|the World}} America and other soulless NPC countries like the [[UK]], the [[Netherlands]], [[France]] and [[India]]. It is most commonly used by [[teenagers]] and [[Loli|children]] who believe that snippets of their miserable lives are worth the whole universe knowing about.
TL;DR, TikTok is a very similar but ever so slightly more awful version of the various "social" apps that have been plaguing {{strike|the World}} America and other soulless NPC countries like the [[UK]], the [[Netherlands]], [[France]] and [[India]]. It is most commonly used by [[teenagers]] and [[Loli|children]] who believe that snippets of their miserable lives are worth the whole universe knowing about.


==Origins==
It was already cancerous as it was but then [[attention whore]] form [[Connecticut]] nobody that know one has heard of until she stole a dance from a faggot, and the rabbit hole blew up to even more unthought of levels which surged because of the pandemic. With everyone trying create the new [[Nothing|"TikTok challenge"]] and become [[What a story, Mark|"TikTok famous"]].
The only notable difference between TikTok and other garbage apps is that TikTok is NOT the creation of [[Jew|silicon valley yahudis]]. In fact, TikTok was created by the only race in the world who can give [[California|Californian]] vermin a run for their money: The [[Slope|Chinese]]. TikTok was created as chungbaochangquinwu in China by conveniently non-Chinese sounding company ''ByteDance'' in [[2016]], and was relaunched in the real world in late [[2017]].


==TikTok Heroes==
Today TikTok is fully of the most [[unfunny]] content posted by [[basement-dwellers]] in their [[get a life|bedrooms with nothing to do with their sad lives]].
Despite being completely worthless in of itself, TikTok has nevertheless provided it's fair share of lulz due to the fact that, like every other social network ever, gr8 trolling on TiKTok has led to some lulzy suicides. The most notable incident of heroism so far is a [http://www.catchnews.com/national-news/shocking-man-committed-suicide-by-jumping-in-front-of-a-train-after-being-teased-and-insulted-on-tiktok-app-137589.html currynigger jumping in front of a train] after people [[Asking for it|called him a faggot for dressing up in drag]]. The only surprising thing about this is that a 1mph Indian train managed to even hit this guy hard enough to kill him. RIP sweet pajeet.
 
[[File:DEL indiansuicide tiktok.png|400px|thumb|center|Än hero]]
==History==
 
The only notable difference between TikTok and other garbage apps is that TikTok is NOT the creation of [[Jew|silicon valley yahudis]]. In fact, TikTok was created by the only race in the world who can give [[California|Californian]] vermin a run for their money: The [[Slope|Chinese]]. TikTok was created as chungbaochangquinwu in China by conveniently non-Chinese sounding company ''ByteDance'' in [[2016]], it was used by [[less than three|only 2 people]] in the China.
 
To boost it's popularity the Azn's came up with a plan to spread the virus across the world to rack-up that [[jew-gold]], and so was relaunched in the real world in late [[2017]]. Still only [[less than 100|50 people]] [[fail|used it in the entire world]].
 
The disease couldn't spread just yet because [[pointless|why use an app that's exactly the fucking same as Instagram, Musical.ly, or Snapchat but with less features]]?
 
By 2018 the app was downloaded 104 million times in China and [[poor|poor countries in Asia]] and no where else. [[almost|They're fucked]]. 
 
==Musical.ly merger==
 
They saw all the cancer was plaguing an app also made by azn's in China known as Musical.ly. They decided to buy the app [[Thanksgiving|November]] 9th, [[2017]] as they thought it would spread the cancer to their app, instead it stayed it was.
 
Then decided pwn the cancer known as Musical.ly and merged it with TikTok on August [[2]], [[2018]].


==Future==
==Future==

Revision as of 02:26, 18 May 2021

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TikTok (Douyin in China) also known as DikCok, and ShitTok is a monstrous, hypercancerous faggotry app that was created by some azn's in China rose to prominence in 2018 when it merged with the cancerous app know as Musical.ly to create the ultimate cesspool of cancer. before reaching it's full, horrific zenith in early 2019. It is based on capturing short videos of your worthless life. Sound familiar? It is! In fact, TikTok is a textbook clone of Vine, which was popular five years before. It is also very, VERY similar to Musical.ly. Come to think of it... it's similar to Snapchat too.

TL;DR, TikTok is a very similar but ever so slightly more awful version of the various "social" apps that have been plaguing the World America and other soulless NPC countries like the UK, the Netherlands, France and India. It is most commonly used by teenagers and children who believe that snippets of their miserable lives are worth the whole universe knowing about.

It was already cancerous as it was but then attention whore form Connecticut nobody that know one has heard of until she stole a dance from a faggot, and the rabbit hole blew up to even more unthought of levels which surged because of the pandemic. With everyone trying create the new "TikTok challenge" and become "TikTok famous".

Today TikTok is fully of the most unfunny content posted by basement-dwellers in their bedrooms with nothing to do with their sad lives.

History

The only notable difference between TikTok and other garbage apps is that TikTok is NOT the creation of silicon valley yahudis. In fact, TikTok was created by the only race in the world who can give Californian vermin a run for their money: The Chinese. TikTok was created as chungbaochangquinwu in China by conveniently non-Chinese sounding company ByteDance in 2016, it was used by only 2 people in the China. 

To boost it's popularity the Azn's came up with a plan to spread the virus across the world to rack-up that jew-gold, and so was relaunched in the real world in late 2017. Still only 50 people used it in the entire world.

The disease couldn't spread just yet because why use an app that's exactly the fucking same as Instagram, Musical.ly, or Snapchat but with less features?

By 2018 the app was downloaded 104 million times in China and poor countries in Asia and no where else. They're fucked.

Musical.ly merger

They saw all the cancer was plaguing an app also made by azn's in China known as Musical.ly. They decided to buy the app November 9th, 2017 as they thought it would spread the cancer to their app, instead it stayed it was.

Then decided pwn the cancer known as Musical.ly and merged it with TikTok on August 2, 2018.

Future

Like most apps of it's kind, TikTok is inherantly short lived. By autumn of 2019, it will most likely have entered full decline. It will most certainly be obsolete by mid 2020. It is unknown which will perish first, TikTok or Prince Philip.


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