Caturday

Nice try

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The Failed Raturday Attempt.

Oh my, don't tell me you forgot... Take note of Hitler cat on the right, now you are in trouble.

Caturday is a 4chan /b/ meme that involves mass-posting of images containing cats and cat related objects, like kittens. It is by far the most glorious and holy of days for /b/tards. Though once performed only on Saturdays, it has since been declared that every day is Caturday. An average Caturday thread reaches around 300 to 400 posts, complete with retarded 4chan catchphrases and "DESU DESU DESU". Despite being a wretched hive of scum and villainy, 4chan has an unlikely soft spot for cats and relentlessly shun /b/tards who post pictures of Torturecat and Crushcat.

Origin of Caturday

Caturday is supposed to be the day before Sunday, however, recently The King of Threads declared that "From this day forth, every day shall be Caturday."

It was named after one of the planets in our solar system, Caturn. The day was proclaimed by the pagans as a day of worship and cat-related image posting many years ago, and this has been upheld by the many /b/tards who opt to take a break from fapping over naked 3 year olds.

Historically, Caturday has conflicted with Loliaturday and the cult of Scaturday in the 4chanian calendar, but both rivals have fallen out of favor since the Great Schism. Caturday stands unchallenged today, and is currently the most celebrated day in the 4chanian calendar, with the possible exception of F40PH Friday.

Why Cats?

Because posters from /b/ are actually cats and /b/ is full of win!.

Fundamental Theorem of Caturday

Common Images

Be sure to SAGE all caturday threads as much as possible. HAHAHA DISREGARD THAT, I SUCK COCKS

A good example on doing it wrong.

• Longcat
• Tacgnol
• Olngact
• Speedycat
• BIKECAT
• Arguecat
• That Fucking Cat
• Ceiling cat
• Zippocat
• Serious Cat
• Catnarok
• Trashcat
• I'm in ur base, killin ur d00dzcat
• See Cat for ammunition.

See also

• Octocat
• Invisible
• Death Cat
• Old meme
• Cat in Microwave
• A cat is fine too

Don't see

• I Can Has Cheezburger?
• Lolcats
• Ferret Friday
• Zippocat
• Kenny Glenn

LiveJournals

• caturday
• cat_macros

External Links

• "The Græt Caturday Clusterfuck of Remember, Remember, the 5th of November" (abridged).
• "Caterday on Urban Dictionary"
• "1252 Lolcats on Rapidshit"

Caturday is part of a series on Memes Visit the Memes Portal for complete coverage.

Caturday is part of a series on Internet Cats

A Cat Is Fine Too • Almost-Chan • Arguecat • Arrow Cats • Basement Cat • Berry And Friends • Bikecat • Bincat • Binkers • Bonsai Kitten • Bukkake Milk • Burger • Business Cat • Cat in Microwave • Cat on a keyboard in space • Catnarok • Caturday • Ceiling Cat • Chase 'No Face' • Colonel Meow • Covercat • Dangerous Kitten • Death Cat • Dodge Cat • Drillcat • Emo Cat • Fishing Cat • FLOATERCAT • Frinkle • Garfield • Grumpy Cat • Happycat • Hipster Kitty • If it fits I sits • Inception Cat • Jarcat • Jewcat • JESUS CHRIST IT'S A LION GET IN THE CAR! • Keyboard Cat • Kitler • Lasercat • Lenincat • Lil Bub • Limecat • Lioncash Longcat • Maru • Monorail Cat • Mutant Cats • Nyan Cat • Octocat • Orvillecopter • Peter • Poko Ono • Pusheen • Scuba • Secret Kitty Club • Serious Cat • Shironeko • Shocked and Appalled Cat • Shortcat • Shotacat • Silencer Cat • Spaghetti Cat • Speedycat • Stalking Cat • Standing Cat • Starecat • Stalking Cat • Stubbs the mayorcat • Tacgnol • That Fucking Cat • Trollcats • Tubcat • Tulip • Weathercat • Wisdom Cat • YOUR CAT • Zippocat

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