Cigarskunk

Cigarskunk wishes he was that raghead

Sean Foltz (Cigarskunk) in his typical non-skunk homosexual appearance. Added by NirvanaNChains22

Cigarskunk (real name Sean A. Foltz, age 35) is not yourtypical conservative furry, content to yiff away in anonymity whilst secretly dry-humping a copy of Mein Kampf in his mother's bedroom closet whilst sniffing her panties, cutting himself, and to put the icing on the cake, dressed in a skunk suit - he is unafraid to actively participate on conservative blogs under his furhandle, and to email the owner of a veteran's website in order to further an attempt at Swift-Boating Barack Hussein Osama in time for the general election.

After being approvingly quoted on the ironically-named "Sweetness & Light" wingnut blog, an enterprising commenter on Sadly, No! recognized his furhandle and brought his insanity to the light of the political blogosphere, who promptly lolled.

Like fellow confurrrrvatives Jay Naylor and RHJunior, Cigarskunk loves to spout off fallacy about how doctors kill more people than guns, how atheists kill more people than religious nuts (See, if you add up all the people killed by that liberal Hitler with all the people killed by that liberal [[>Stalin]] and all the aborted fetuses in the world = PROFIT) and how blathering about cigars makes him some sort of cowboy. Cigarskunk totally knows what he’s talking about, because he has a totally fast-paced and rewarding job at a government welfare office, where he gets to complain about all the lazy niggers and spics. Being a furry, Cigarskunk’s rants are lapped up by the usual sycophants but he’s also got a special following among bat-shit insane Christian furs.

Internet tough guy loves skunks, hates niggers

<a href="http://web.archive.org/web/20090215175346/http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Image:CigarSkunk.jpg" class="image" title="Cigarskunk getting recognition from CYD"><img alt="Cigarskunk getting recognition from CYD" src="http://web.archive.org/web/20090215175346im_/http://images.encyclopediadramatica.com/images/thumb/0/06/CigarSkunk.jpg/180px-CigarSkunk.jpg" width="180" height="267" border="0" class="thumbimage" /></a>

<a href="http://web.archive.org/web/20090215175346/http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Image:CigarSkunk.jpg" class="internal" title="Enlarge"><img src="http://web.archive.org/web/20090215175346im_/http://images.encyclopediadramatica.com/skins/common/images/magnify-clip.png" width="15" height="11" alt="" /></a>

Cigarskunk getting recognition from CYD

<a href="http://web.archive.org/web/20090215175346/http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Image:Skunkorgy.jpg" class="image" title="See how totally not gay he is? See? See?"><img alt="See how totally not gay he is? See? See?" src="http://web.archive.org/web/20090215175346im_/http://images.encyclopediadramatica.com/images/thumb/8/83/Skunkorgy.jpg/180px-Skunkorgy.jpg" width="180" height="241" border="0" class="thumbimage" /></a>

<a href="http://web.archive.org/web/20090215175346/http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Image:Skunkorgy.jpg" class="internal" title="Enlarge"><img src="http://web.archive.org/web/20090215175346im_/http://images.encyclopediadramatica.com/skins/common/images/magnify-clip.png" width="15" height="11" alt="" /></a>

See how totally not gay he is? See? See?

Cigarskunk wrote his own <a href="http://web.archive.org/web/20090215175346/http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Unwarranted_self-importance" class="mw-redirect" title="Unwarranted self-importance">Wikifur</a> entry, where he took credit for single-handedly popularizing skunks in the furry community, as if convincing a gaggle of <a href="http://web.archive.org/web/20090215175346/http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Redneck" title="Redneck">mouth-breathing social retards</a> to spank it to a new kind of <a href="http://web.archive.org/web/20090215175346/http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Stinkrat" title="Stinkrat">stinkrat</a> is some sort of accomplishment. He did this by begging artists to draw skunk porn until they caved. Ironically, skunk-fucking is nothing new in the furry fandom, being recognized since the <a href="http://web.archive.org/web/20090215175346/http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Rick_Astley" class="mw-redirect" title="Rick Astley">1980s</a>.<a href="http://web.archive.org/web/20090215175346/http://furry.wikia.com/wiki/Skunkfucker" class="external autonumber" title="http://furry.wikia.com/wiki/Skunkfucker" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">[1]</a>

He got pwned on <a href="http://web.archive.org/web/20090215175346/http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Fchan" title="Fchan">fchan</a> after saying that <a href="http://web.archive.org/web/20090215175346/http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Nigger" class="mw-redirect" title="Nigger">black people</a> are genetically inferior due to <a href="http://web.archive.org/web/20090215175346/http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Incest" title="Incest">inbreeding</a>. Channers retaliated by pointing out that Cigarskunk’s fetishistic love for Tiny Toons character Fifi La Fume indicated a love of <a href="http://web.archive.org/web/20090215175346/http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Pedophilia" title="Pedophilia">kiddie diddling</a>. Cigarskunk erupted into major fagsplosion, <a href="http://web.archive.org/web/20090215175346/http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Crybaby" title="Crybaby">cried the tears of ultimate sadness</a>, then <a href="http://web.archive.org/web/20090215175346/http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Fail" title="Fail">proclaimed himself the winner</a> and <a href="http://web.archive.org/web/20090215175346/http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Quitting_IRC_forever" title="Quitting IRC forever">left the board forever</a>. <a href="http://web.archive.org/web/20090215175346/http://encyclopediadramatica.com/EVAR" title="EVAR">EVAR</a>! (That was of course due to the lack of skunk buttsecks that day)

“	Let's put aside political correctness and be realistic for a second here - if Obama loses the general election then there will be race riots - cities will burn and God only knows how many innocents will be hurt and killed. ... So the reality is that Obama HAS to lose the primary because if he doesn't, then thousandss of gallons of inocent blood that will be spilled and the hundreds of billions in property damage will be the responsibility of everyone who supported Obama.	„
—<a href="http://web.archive.org/web/20090215175346/http://www.furaffinity.net/journal/379680/#cid:2962464" class="external text" title="http://www.furaffinity.net/journal/379680/#cid:2962464" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">Cigarskunk, in this comment</a>

Cigarskunk loves cock

<a href="http://web.archive.org/web/20090215175346/http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Image:1186347535.yoshishell_yoshishell_-_cigarskunk_lieks_cigars_-_14680cen.jpg" class="image" title="Cigarskunk's most secret readily apparent dream..."><img alt="Cigarskunk's most secret readily apparent dream..." src="http://web.archive.org/web/20090215175346im_/http://images.encyclopediadramatica.com/images/thumb/4/41/1186347535.yoshishell_yoshishell_-_cigarskunk_lieks_cigars_-_14680cen.jpg/180px-1186347535.yoshishell_yoshishell_-_cigarskunk_lieks_cigars_-_14680cen.jpg" width="180" height="130" border="0" class="thumbimage" /></a>

<a href="http://web.archive.org/web/20090215175346/http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Image:1186347535.yoshishell_yoshishell_-_cigarskunk_lieks_cigars_-_14680cen.jpg" class="internal" title="Enlarge"><img src="http://web.archive.org/web/20090215175346im_/http://images.encyclopediadramatica.com/skins/common/images/magnify-clip.png" width="15" height="11" alt="" /></a>

Cigarskunk's most secret readily apparent dream...

<a href="http://web.archive.org/web/20090215175346/http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Image:Gas_mask.jpg" class="image" title="The sad truth"><img alt="The sad truth" src="http://web.archive.org/web/20090215175346im_/http://images.encyclopediadramatica.com/images/thumb/5/56/Gas_mask.jpg/180px-Gas_mask.jpg" width="180" height="239" border="0" class="thumbimage" /></a>

<a href="http://web.archive.org/web/20090215175346/http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Image:Gas_mask.jpg" class="internal" title="Enlarge"><img src="http://web.archive.org/web/20090215175346im_/http://images.encyclopediadramatica.com/skins/common/images/magnify-clip.png" width="15" height="11" alt="" /></a>

The sad <a href="http://web.archive.org/web/20090215175346/http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Truth" title="Truth">truth</a>

<a href="http://web.archive.org/web/20090215175346/http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Image:Gay_ranchero.jpg" class="image" title="Cigarskunk's very first media appearance"><img alt="Cigarskunk's very first media appearance" src="http://web.archive.org/web/20090215175346im_/http://images.encyclopediadramatica.com/images/thumb/1/12/Gay_ranchero.jpg/180px-Gay_ranchero.jpg" width="180" height="184" border="0" class="thumbimage" /></a>

<a href="http://web.archive.org/web/20090215175346/http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Image:Gay_ranchero.jpg" class="internal" title="Enlarge"><img src="http://web.archive.org/web/20090215175346im_/http://images.encyclopediadramatica.com/skins/common/images/magnify-clip.png" width="15" height="11" alt="" /></a>

Cigarskunk's very first media appearance

“	I don't think we can have an intellegent or serious discussion on gay issues until people make up <a href="http://web.archive.org/web/20090215175346/http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Their" class="mw-redirect" title="Their">their</a> minds whether or not its a birth defect or a lifestyle choice.	„
—<a href="http://web.archive.org/web/20090215175346/http://www.furaffinity.net/journal/221642/#cid:1656674" class="external text" title="http://www.furaffinity.net/journal/221642/#cid:1656674" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">Cigarskunk, in this comment</a>

Because of his <a href="http://web.archive.org/web/20090215175346/http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Neo-con" title="Neo-con">neo-con</a> beliefs, Cigarskunk is unable to come to terms with his repressed homosexuality, instead restricting himself to gooey fantasies about having a <a href="http://web.archive.org/web/20090215175346/http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Cock" title="Cock">long, hard, brown cigar shaft</a> in his mouth. Haha, we kid: Cigarskunk is, of course, completely secure in his <a href="http://web.archive.org/web/20090215175346/http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Heterosexual" title="Heterosexual">heterosexuality</a> as evidenced by the fact that he can’t type more than a sentence without pointing out how <a href="http://web.archive.org/web/20090215175346/http://www.furaffinity.net/view/490686/" class="external text" title="http://www.furaffinity.net/view/490686/" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">tough</a> he is, how totally straight he is, how much he loves vagina, and how he gets massive amounts of poontang 24/7. You can tell that Cigarskunk is totally NOT trying to compensate for anything because he commissions reams and reams of personalized <a href="http://web.archive.org/web/20090215175346/http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Pornography" class="mw-redirect" title="Pornography">pornography</a> showing his skunk character fucking anything that has a pussy and then demanding that they bake him a pie. Like every real man, Cigarskunk knows that the measure of man’s heterosexuality is his hatred for women, so every picture is chock full of deliciously <a href="http://web.archive.org/web/20090215175346/http://www.furaffinity.net/full/624901/" class="external text" title="http://www.furaffinity.net/full/624901/" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">jovial misogyny</a>.

Unlike <a href="http://web.archive.org/web/20090215175346/http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Dave_Hopkins" title="Dave Hopkins">Dave Hopkins</a>' strategy of "covering up sexual insecurities by marrying a creature so hideous even he looks good in comparison", Cigarskunk brings <a href="http://web.archive.org/web/20090215175346/http://furry.wikia.com/wiki/Cigarskunk" class="external text" title="http://furry.wikia.com/wiki/Cigarskunk" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">paid escorts</a> to furrycons to convince fellow <a href="http://web.archive.org/web/20090215175346/http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Furfags" class="mw-redirect" title="Furfags">furfags</a> that he’s a total pimp. Since his highest aspiration in life is showing up the <a href="http://web.archive.org/web/20090215175346/http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Fchan" title="Fchan">bottom-of-the-barrel</a> <a href="http://web.archive.org/web/20090215175346/http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Nerds" class="mw-redirect" title="Nerds">nerds</a> that wear collars and neko cat-ears, it should come as no surprise that Cigarskunk’s <a href="http://web.archive.org/web/20090215175346/http://encyclopediadramatica.com/IRL" title="IRL">real</a> love-life is restricted to fumbled attempted e-rapes on furry forums. Scroll down <a href="http://web.archive.org/web/20090215175346/http://www.furaffinity.net/view/481453/" class="external text" title="http://www.furaffinity.net/view/481453/" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">here</a> for this particularly spectacular abortion, where his efforts to seduce <a href="http://web.archive.org/web/20090215175346/http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Shemale" title="Shemale">shemale</a> Lilifox via oh-so-sexy action asterisks amount to <a href="http://web.archive.org/web/20090215175346/http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Epic" class="mw-redirect" title="Epic">epic</a> <a href="http://web.archive.org/web/20090215175346/http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Fail" title="Fail">fail</a>.

Cigarskunk at one time dated the equally broken furry <a href="http://web.archive.org/web/20090215175346/http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Camwhore" title="Camwhore">camwhore</a> Plush-She, who’s mainly known for jamming <a href="http://web.archive.org/web/20090215175346/http://www.tht.net/~tripper/NO/" class="external text" title="http://www.tht.net/~tripper/NO/" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">stuffed animals up her cooter</a> and for not bathing.

My opinion is da truth 'cause I has sick fuck logic and anti-lulz attitude

Here is a list of FurAffinity journals showing that Cigarskunk is a <a href="http://web.archive.org/web/20090215175346/http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Mega_ultra_super_genius" title="Mega ultra super genius">brilliant</a> <a href="http://web.archive.org/web/20090215175346/http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Intellectual" title="Intellectual">intellectual</a> who's opinion is always supported by solid arguments from <a href="http://web.archive.org/web/20090215175346/http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Bullshit" title="Bullshit">serious studies</a> and trustworthy <a href="http://web.archive.org/web/20090215175346/http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Statistics" title="Statistics">stats</a> so he can mesmerize his fellow brainless furfags (geez, all thoze numbrz are blinkin win), cuz he did <a href="http://web.archive.org/web/20090215175346/http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Mathematics" title="Mathematics">mathz</a> at the speshul shkool yeah :

• <a href="http://web.archive.org/web/20090215175346/http://www.furaffinity.net/journal/180773/" class="external text" title="http://www.furaffinity.net/journal/180773/" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">Walking cause more pollution then driving</a> (Notice the poor <a href="http://web.archive.org/web/20090215175346/http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Grammar_Nazi" title="Grammar Nazi">grammar</a>.)

• <a href="http://web.archive.org/web/20090215175346/http://www.furaffinity.net/journal/149056/" class="external text" title="http://www.furaffinity.net/journal/149056/" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">More guns equals less murders</a> (Oh yeah it's <a href="http://web.archive.org/web/20090215175346/http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Duuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuhhh" title="Duuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuhhh">SO obvious</a>!)

• <a href="http://web.archive.org/web/20090215175346/http://www.furaffinity.net/journal/127273/" class="external text" title="http://www.furaffinity.net/journal/127273/" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">Doctors kill more people than guns</a> (We are hoping that he gets lung <a href="http://web.archive.org/web/20090215175346/http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Cancer" title="Cancer">cancer</a> so he'll have to meet a doctor to save his worthless existence.)

• <a href="http://web.archive.org/web/20090215175346/http://www.furaffinity.net/journal/403404/" class="external text" title="http://www.furaffinity.net/journal/403404/" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">Obama's birth certificate</a> His point made short : Yaeh dudz, Obama's BC is just sum falsified bullshit, cuz we all know he was born in <a href="http://web.archive.org/web/20090215175346/http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Africa" title="Africa">Africa</a> liek every <a href="http://web.archive.org/web/20090215175346/http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Nigga" class="mw-redirect" title="Nigga">nigga</a>, and becuz his true BC would be dirty and yellowish due to the fact that it must have been traveling Amazonia in Obama's <a href="http://web.archive.org/web/20090215175346/http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Anus" class="mw-redirect" title="Anus">poophole</a> for <a href="http://web.archive.org/web/20090215175346/http://encyclopediadramatica.com/At_least_100" class="mw-redirect" title="At least 100">at least 40</a> years, so <a href="http://web.archive.org/web/20090215175346/http://my.barackobama.com/page/invite/birthcert" class="external text" title="http://my.barackobama.com/page/invite/birthcert" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">that minty fresh paper</a> has necessarily been <a href="http://web.archive.org/web/20090215175346/http://www.cdc.gov/nchs/howto/w2w/hawaii.htm" class="external text" title="http://www.cdc.gov/nchs/howto/w2w/hawaii.htm" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">forged</a> a few days ago <a href="http://web.archive.org/web/20090215175346/http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Conspiracy" title="Conspiracy">so we may have a Muslim terrorist for president</a>. Fukken brown peoples takken our wimmens. Naturally this lacks the countless links and <a href="http://web.archive.org/web/20090215175346/http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Copypasta" title="Copypasta">copypasta</a> of the original.

• <a href="http://web.archive.org/web/20090215175346/http://www.furaffinity.net/journal/516643/" class="external text" title="http://www.furaffinity.net/journal/516643/" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">Community Service is Slavery</a> oh lordy da black man has won us <a href="http://web.archive.org/web/20090215175346/http://encyclopediadramatica.com/White_people" title="White people">whiteys</a> is goin into the salt mines

Also, if <a href="http://web.archive.org/web/20090215175346/http://encyclopediadramatica.com/You" title="You">you</a> post a long (admittedly, <a href="http://web.archive.org/web/20090215175346/http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Tl%3Bdr" class="mw-redirect" title="Tl;dr">tl;dr</a>,) argument showing him how his "<a href="http://web.archive.org/web/20090215175346/http://encyclopediadramatica.com/God" title="God">God</a>" is a figment of his imagination, or a much more twisted person than he would like to believe, he will retort with a <a href="http://web.archive.org/web/20090215175346/http://encyclopediadramatica.com/LOL_WUT" title="LOL WUT">two-word response</a> and then block you so you can't spout more of your <a href="http://web.archive.org/web/20090215175346/http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Fact" title="Fact">lies</a>. The main reason for such short responses (according to our scientist) is because he often has a massive cock up his ass that reaches up into his spine paralyzing his hands.

<a href="http://web.archive.org/web/20090215175346/http://www.furaffinity.net/journal/129558/#cid:3111446" class="external text" title="http://www.furaffinity.net/journal/129558/#cid:3111446" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">CS cannot be bothered with facts that he doesn't invent.</a> Also note his belief that <a href="http://web.archive.org/web/20090215175346/http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Hitler" class="mw-redirect" title="Hitler">Hitler</a>, a far-right <a href="http://web.archive.org/web/20090215175346/http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Catholic" title="Catholic">Catholic</a>, was a "<a href="http://web.archive.org/web/20090215175346/http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Atheist" title="Atheist">godless</a> lefty", and his <a href="http://web.archive.org/web/20090215175346/http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Retard" title="Retard">confusing a trillion with a billion</a>.

He has recently taken to posting various right-wing <a href="http://web.archive.org/web/20090215175346/http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Racist" title="Racist">racist</a>/sexist <a href="http://web.archive.org/web/20090215175346/http://encyclopediadramatica.com/BAWWWWW" class="mw-redirect" title="BAWWWWW">BAWWWWWing</a> and then, when even his fellow furfags call him on it, dismissing it as <a href="http://web.archive.org/web/20090215175346/http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Lie" class="mw-redirect" title="Lie">satire</a>. See also <a href="http://web.archive.org/web/20090215175346/http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Politically_incorrect" title="Politically incorrect">politically incorrect</a>, section 2.

How to cigarskunk

Yes, now you too can shamelessly imitate everyone's favourite internet confurvative. Here's whatcha gotta do:

• Look. Radically alter your appearance so you not only look like a sex offender, but sound and smell like one too (I suggest using a hammer).
• Smoke. No, not ganja, despite what his name suggests. Smoke so much that the nicotine clogs up your brain and you start to actually believe furry + Nazism + idiocy = win.
• Advertise. Go around with a picture of a skunk doing an underage skunk on your back.
• Internet. Act like you can actually get girls and do not smell. Post about your hatred of the brown persons, the homo-queer-uals, and the LIEberals at every point possible, pausing only to <a href="http://web.archive.org/web/20090215175346/http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Masturbate" class="mw-redirect" title="Masturbate">wank off</a>.
• Bawwwww. As you realize that, having followed these instructions, you will die alone with a cigar butt smoldering up your arsehole.

The real thing

<a href="http://web.archive.org/web/20090215175346/http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Image:Hello.jpg" class="image" title="What CS lieks to facepaint."><img alt="What CS lieks to facepaint." src="http://web.archive.org/web/20090215175346im_/http://images.encyclopediadramatica.com/images/thumb/5/5d/Hello.jpg/180px-Hello.jpg" width="180" height="135" border="0" class="thumbimage" /></a>

<a href="http://web.archive.org/web/20090215175346/http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Image:Hello.jpg" class="internal" title="Enlarge"><img src="http://web.archive.org/web/20090215175346im_/http://images.encyclopediadramatica.com/skins/common/images/magnify-clip.png" width="15" height="11" alt="" /></a>

What CS lieks to <a href="http://web.archive.org/web/20090215175346/http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Facepainting" class="mw-redirect" title="Facepainting">facepaint</a>.

<a href="http://web.archive.org/web/20090215175346/http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Image:Skunkherbie.jpg" class="image" title="Oh, Ciggie."><img alt="Oh, Ciggie." src="http://web.archive.org/web/20090215175346im_/http://images.encyclopediadramatica.com/images/thumb/a/ab/Skunkherbie.jpg/180px-Skunkherbie.jpg" width="180" height="150" border="0" class="thumbimage" /></a>

<a href="http://web.archive.org/web/20090215175346/http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Image:Skunkherbie.jpg" class="internal" title="Enlarge"><img src="http://web.archive.org/web/20090215175346im_/http://images.encyclopediadramatica.com/skins/common/images/magnify-clip.png" width="15" height="11" alt="" /></a>

Oh, Ciggie.

<a href="http://web.archive.org/web/20090215175346/http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Image:Trailor_park_clusterfuck.jpg" class="image" title="Ciggie's PIMPIN' homeplace."><img alt="Ciggie's PIMPIN' homeplace." src="http://web.archive.org/web/20090215175346im_/http://images.encyclopediadramatica.com/images/thumb/5/52/Trailor_park_clusterfuck.jpg/180px-Trailor_park_clusterfuck.jpg" width="180" height="108" border="0" class="thumbimage" /></a>

<a href="http://web.archive.org/web/20090215175346/http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Image:Trailor_park_clusterfuck.jpg" class="internal" title="Enlarge"><img src="http://web.archive.org/web/20090215175346im_/http://images.encyclopediadramatica.com/skins/common/images/magnify-clip.png" width="15" height="11" alt="" /></a>

Ciggie's PIMPIN' homeplace.

<a href="http://web.archive.org/web/20090215175346/http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Image:Cigarskunk_idiotshateme.JPG" class="image" title="He takes that as a compliment."><img alt="He takes that as a compliment." src="http://web.archive.org/web/20090215175346im_/http://images.encyclopediadramatica.com/images/thumb/d/d5/Cigarskunk_idiotshateme.JPG/180px-Cigarskunk_idiotshateme.JPG" width="180" height="34" border="0" class="thumbimage" /></a>

<a href="http://web.archive.org/web/20090215175346/http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Image:Cigarskunk_idiotshateme.JPG" class="internal" title="Enlarge"><img src="http://web.archive.org/web/20090215175346im_/http://images.encyclopediadramatica.com/skins/common/images/magnify-clip.png" width="15" height="11" alt="" /></a>

He takes that as a compliment.

The reason behind Cigarskunk's huge gallery of commissioned art is that

1. Just like every other furfag, he can't draw shit.
2. He is actually so <a href="http://web.archive.org/web/20090215175346/http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Ugly" title="Ugly">ugly</a> no one wants him, not even fags, but since Cigarskunk's <a href="http://web.archive.org/web/20090215175346/http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Lie" class="mw-redirect" title="Lie">straight</a> he won't let another fag fuck/suck him.
3. He spends all his free time on FA writing <a href="http://web.archive.org/web/20090215175346/http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Over_9000" class="mw-redirect" title="Over 9000">over 9000</a> words a day about <a href="http://web.archive.org/web/20090215175346/http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Shit_nobody_cares_about" title="Shit nobody cares about">how stupid democrats are or why smoking cigars makes him so very Americanly manly.</a>
4. And again because he often has a massive cock up his ass (you're such a great <a href="http://web.archive.org/web/20090215175346/http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Buttsecks" title="Buttsecks">ass-digger</a> Herbie!) that reaches up into his spine paralyzing his hands.

External links

What CS should know

• cigarskunk
• Sean A. Foltz - WikiFur, the furry encyclopedia (self-written) (deleted)
• Cigarskunk - DRAMAWIKI
• Userpage of cigarskunk -- Fur Affinity.net
• Yahoo! groups Autofellatio (lol deleted... see here for proof this is real)
• Crush...Yiff...Destroy! View topic - Ladies and Gentlemen, OneChan.
• Crush...Yiff...Destroy! View topic - More Cards
• Crush...Yiff...Destroy! View topic - Ladies and Gentlemen, OneChan.
• Community Forums - Expatica (Powered by Invision Power Board) Forum drama

	Cigarskunk is part of a series on   Furfaggotry
	Visit the Furfaggotry Portal for complete coverage.