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[[Image:Raver.jpg|thumb|left|[[Typical]] ecstasy users.]] | |||
'''MDMA''' is the short name for [[tl;dr|3,4-Methylenedioxymethamphetamine]], a [[drug]] commonly known as '''Ecstasy'''. Ecstasy is number one in the [[rave]] scene. Ecstasy makes you dance like a [[retard]] and participate in "[[glory hole]]s". You probably often stick your [[penis]] through a hole in a bathroom stall and have it sucked on by a [[faggot|gay man]], even when not on ecstasy, but it's ok, cause you can't see his face. You're utterly, utterly [[gay]] anyway. Everyone knows, they just have not told you, but they tell everyone else behind your back. On the bright side, [[women]] on ecstasy tend to take their tops off, providing for many [[boob shots]] and the possibility of hot [[sex]] (or [[lulz]] if the girl is [[fat]]). Makes you gurnt like a retard, take your clothes off and then proceed with [[OM NOM NOM NOM|chewing your own face off]] and [[fapping|rubbing yourself]]. | '''MDMA''' is the short name for [[tl;dr|3,4-Methylenedioxymethamphetamine]], a [[drug]] commonly known as '''Ecstasy'''. Ecstasy is number one in the [[rave]] scene. Ecstasy makes you dance like a [[retard]] and participate in "[[glory hole]]s". You probably often stick your [[penis]] through a hole in a bathroom stall and have it sucked on by a [[faggot|gay man]], even when not on ecstasy, but it's ok, cause you can't see his face. You're utterly, utterly [[gay]] anyway. Everyone knows, they just have not told you, but they tell everyone else behind your back. On the bright side, [[women]] on ecstasy tend to take their tops off, providing for many [[boob shots]] and the possibility of hot [[sex]] (or [[lulz]] if the girl is [[fat]]). Makes you gurnt like a retard, take your clothes off and then proceed with [[OM NOM NOM NOM|chewing your own face off]] and [[fapping|rubbing yourself]]. | ||
Ecstasy tends to cause a feeling of [[epic]] [[win]] with the first few tries, and can even make you enjoy [[shit|trance]] <s>music</s>. Once the feelings wear off, all [[e-tard]]s realize that the real world is actually full of [[Goatse]] and [[fail]], rather than the utopia their drug induced delusions have shown them. | Ecstasy tends to cause a feeling of [[epic]] [[win]] with the first few tries, and can even make you enjoy [[shit|trance]] <s>music</s>. Once the feelings wear off, all [[e-tard]]s realize that the real world is actually full of [[Goatse]] and [[fail]], rather than the utopia their drug induced delusions have shown them. | ||
== Side Effects == | == Side Effects == | ||
[[Image:godhand on e.jpg|thumb|right|[[Typical]] ecstasy trip.]] | |||
Being a [[lulz]]-drug, Ecstasy typically has has many lulzy side effects. The most [[typical]] side effect is of course looking like a [[retard]], usually resulting in less than [[Gay|flattering]] photos and a [[PWNED|police record that you won't know exists until you try to leave the country years later]]. However, some users will have lulzyer experiences such as getting your [[butthole]] [[BME|pierced]], participating in the making of the next [[2 girls 1 cup|Great sex tape]], and of course sniffing propane. [[Hank Hill]] would be [[A winner is you|proud]]. | Being a [[lulz]]-drug, Ecstasy typically has has many lulzy side effects. The most [[typical]] side effect is of course looking like a [[retard]], usually resulting in less than [[Gay|flattering]] photos and a [[PWNED|police record that you won't know exists until you try to leave the country years later]]. However, some users will have lulzyer experiences such as getting your [[butthole]] [[BME|pierced]], participating in the making of the next [[2 girls 1 cup|Great sex tape]], and of course sniffing propane. [[Hank Hill]] would be [[A winner is you|proud]]. | ||
== [[Anti-lulz]] == | |||
== Anti- | With graet lulz comes graet responsibility. Those who take ecstasy are prone to [[Insanity|bad trips]]; [[BAW|crying]]; [[An Hero|thoughts of suicide]]; and trading your [[car]] for [[Facepalm|magic beans]]. Speaking of cars, NEVER, and I mean NEVER let someone on E drive, especially if one of his or her most used word is [[Wook|"Man"]]. This will usually result in you looking like [[So cash|some other people]]. Probably the best way to placate your [[lolwut|friends]] is to give them a guitar and [[cum|silly string]]. This way they will be to preoccupied [[Ejaculate|shooting their stuff]] and jammin' out to [[shit|cool]] music to be [[Gay|awesome]]. | ||
With graet | |||
== Ingredients == | == Ingredients == | ||
[[File:tubgirl.jpg|thumb|[[shit|The main ingredient in E]].]] | |||
This list may seem a little pointless seeing as anything, and I mean [[Srsly|ANYTHING]] can and will be in the special little [[Drugs|tablets]], but these are the six things that make up an [[Typical|average]] batch of the [[Jenkem|good stuff]]. | This list may seem a little pointless seeing as anything, and I mean [[Srsly|ANYTHING]] can and will be in the special little [[Drugs|tablets]], but these are the six things that make up an [[Typical|average]] batch of the [[Jenkem|good stuff]]. | ||
*[[Tubgirl|Shit]] | * [[Tubgirl|Shit]] | ||
*[[Propane]] | * [[Hank Hill|Propane]] | ||
*[[Brian Peppers|Magic]] | * [[Brian Peppers|Magic]] | ||
*[[Shitting Dick Nipples|Special sauce]] | * [[Shitting Dick Nipples|Special sauce]] | ||
*[[???]] | * [[???]] | ||
*[[PROFIT]]!!! | * [[PROFIT]]!!! | ||
{{Drugs}} | {{Drugs}} | ||
Revision as of 14:42, 28 July 2011
MDMA is the short name for 3,4-Methylenedioxymethamphetamine, a drug commonly known as Ecstasy. Ecstasy is number one in the rave scene. Ecstasy makes you dance like a retard and participate in "glory holes". You probably often stick your penis through a hole in a bathroom stall and have it sucked on by a gay man, even when not on ecstasy, but it's ok, cause you can't see his face. You're utterly, utterly gay anyway. Everyone knows, they just have not told you, but they tell everyone else behind your back. On the bright side, women on ecstasy tend to take their tops off, providing for many boob shots and the possibility of hot sex (or lulz if the girl is fat). Makes you gurnt like a retard, take your clothes off and then proceed with chewing your own face off and rubbing yourself.
Ecstasy tends to cause a feeling of epic win with the first few tries, and can even make you enjoy trance music. Once the feelings wear off, all e-tards realize that the real world is actually full of Goatse and fail, rather than the utopia their drug induced delusions have shown them.
Side Effects
Being a lulz-drug, Ecstasy typically has has many lulzy side effects. The most typical side effect is of course looking like a retard, usually resulting in less than flattering photos and a police record that you won't know exists until you try to leave the country years later. However, some users will have lulzyer experiences such as getting your butthole pierced, participating in the making of the next Great sex tape, and of course sniffing propane. Hank Hill would be proud.
With graet lulz comes graet responsibility. Those who take ecstasy are prone to bad trips; crying; thoughts of suicide; and trading your car for magic beans. Speaking of cars, NEVER, and I mean NEVER let someone on E drive, especially if one of his or her most used word is "Man". This will usually result in you looking like some other people. Probably the best way to placate your friends is to give them a guitar and silly string. This way they will be to preoccupied shooting their stuff and jammin' out to cool music to be awesome.
Ingredients
This list may seem a little pointless seeing as anything, and I mean ANYTHING can and will be in the special little tablets, but these are the six things that make up an average batch of the good stuff.
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