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[[File:Kimura Mah Boi.jpg|thumb|left|Mr. Kimura likes [[16-year-old girl|high school girls]]]]
[[File:Kimura Mah Boi.jpg|thumb|left|Mr. Kimura likes [[16-year-old girl|high school girls]]]]
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'''''Azumanga Daioh''''' is notable in that it features only one male character, who is of course overworked because he has to be a [[pedophile]] ''and'' a [[furry]], and probably more things if he had more screentime. It is also that rare kind of anime filled with schoolgirls but lacking even one [[pantyshot]], yet [[otaku]]s still smell the scent of vaginas in the air whenever they watch the show, which inevitably causes furious [[masturbation]].
'''''Azumanga Daioh''''' is a manga-turned-anime featuring schoolgirls, lolis, pedophiles, and a hell of alot of shit. The series notable in that it features only one male character, who is of course overworked because he has to be a [[pedophile]] ''and'' a [[furry]], and probably more things if he had more screentime. It is also that rare kind of anime filled with schoolgirls but lacking even one [[pantyshot]], yet [[otaku]]s still smell the scent of vaginas in the air whenever they watch the show, which inevitably causes furious [[masturbation]].


To make up for the lack of [[almost raped|breast groping]] gags, every remaining character is therefore one or more of the following: a [[lesbian]], [[alcohol|a roaring drunkard]], a raging [[pedophile|lolicon]] magnet, a [[plushie]], or just plain [[batshit crazy]].
To make up for the lack of [[almost raped|breast groping]] gags, every remaining character is therefore one or more of the following: a [[lesbian]], [[alcohol|a roaring drunkard]], a raging [[pedophile|lolicon]] magnet, a [[plushie]], or just plain [[batshit crazy]].
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==Characters==
==Characters==
*[[Osaka]] - The character who is spacey and dumber than a bag of door knobs, yet the most revered character as everyone who watches ''Azumanga Daioh'' will always erotically fantasize about Osaka [[at least 100]] times in every episode.  
*Chiyo - The token [[loli]] of the series, being about 8 years old, and direct opposite of Osaka in that she's the [[mega ultra super genius]] of the show. You can't have an anime without [[at least 100|at least one]] loli character. [http://encyclopediadramatica.ch/images/3/36/AnimePoeticIrony.jpg She owns a dog].
*Chiyo - Token [[loli]] of the series. You can't have an anime without [[at least 100|at least one]] loli character, [[amirite]]?
*[[Osaka]] - The dumbshit character who is nicknamed for the place she came from. She's dumber than a bag full of bricks, yet the most revered character as everyone who watches ''Azumanga Daioh'' will always erotically fantasize about Osaka [[at least 100]] times in every episode. In the English dub she was given a Southern accent to reflect the fact that she's an in-bred.
*Tomo - Hyperactive and always a [[bitch]] to Yomi.
*Tomo - Hyperactive whore with [[unwarranted self importance]] and is almost as thick as Osaka. Best friend and total [[bitch]] to Yomi. She [[dyke|cuts her hair]] late into the series.
*Sakaki - Tallest girl of the gang who has an obsession with cats and other [[pain series|cute]] animals resulting in her keen interest in [[bestiality]]. [[Some argue]] that her obsession with cats is the true reason for [[Caturday]], but people still [[shit nobody cares about|don't give a shit]].
*Yomi - Token <s>anorexic</s> [[fatass]] through Tomo's eyes, just to be a complete bitch. [[BBW|Her jelly-rolls and stockings make her erotic]]. Self-proclaimed "adult" of the group. [[Lie|She is also the only character with an on-screen nude scene.]]
*Yomi - Suspected [[fatass]] through Tomo's eyes. Her jelly-rolls and stockings make her erotic. [[Some argue|However, some people say she is just anorexic.]] <s>She is also the only character with an on-screen nude scene.</s> Disregard that, I suck cocks.
*Sakaki - Tallest girl of the gang who rarely speaks, has never worked out a day in her life but is the most athletic girl in the school. Later revealed to have an obsession with cats and other [[pain series|cute]] things, including Chiyo, resulting in her keen interest in [[bestiality]] and being a [[lolicon]]. Despite this, cats hate her with a passion. [[Some argue]] that her obsession with cats is the true reason for [[Caturday]], but people still [[shit nobody cares about|don't give a shit]].
*Kagura - The jock of the gang. Her grins may make her the female equivalent to [[Cockmongler]].
*Kagura - Stereotypical jock who is also a thick shit, who's only second best to Sakaki in sports, because she's better than Kagura without even having to try. Her grins may make her the female equivalent to [[Cockmongler]].
*Kaorin - [[Dyke]] who got little screentime throughout the rest of the series. She is fucking gay for Sakaki.  She is constantly stalking and planning to [[rape]] her but always gets too nervous to actually do it.
*Kaori - Annoying [[dyke]] who's gay for Sakaki and gets very little screentime towards end of the series. She is constantly stalking and planning to [[rape]] her but always gets too nervous to actually do it, instead she's stalked and [[almost raped]] by her Male teacher called Kimura.
*Chihiro - Kaorin's friend who was [[Poland|forgotten]] after the third episode. Her short hair-cut suggests she's a [[lesbian|dyke]] and likely Kaorin's first crush until she saw Sakaki's huge tits. ...Or, maybe her kitty panties...
*Chihiro - Kaorin's friend who was [[Poland|forgotten]] after the third episode. Her short hair-cut suggests she's a [[lesbian|dyke]] and likely Kaorin's first crush until she saw Sakaki's huge tits.
*Yukari - [[Lie|The best teacher in the world.]] Known to be [[drunk]], a horrible driver and often competitive towards Nyamo, but she did it for the [[lulz]].
*Yukari - [[Lie|The best teacher in the world.]] Known to be [[drunk]], a horrible driver, doesn't shut up and often competitive towards Nyamo, but [[I did it for the lulz|she did it for the lulz]].
*Nyamo - PE teacher who seems to put up with Yukari's lulz-inducing mayhem.
*Nyamo - P.E teacher who seems to put up with Yukari's lulz-inducing mayhem. She was a total whore when she was younger and revealed everything while drunk to the girls, mentally scarring them.
*'''Kimura''' - [[Pedobear]] in human form. He lieks schoolgirls, but later in the series it's revealed [[shit nobody cares about|HE HAS A WIFE AND DAUGHTER!! ZOMG!!!!1]]
*Chiyo's father - Levitating yellow cat thing which speaks [[Engrish]] and Japanese (English and Spanish in the English dub), who makes cameos throughout the series and only majorly appears twice, once in Sakaki's dream, where he claims to be Chiyo's father, [[bestiality|so her mother fucked a cat]], and another in Osaka's dream. Both times he seems to posess FUCKING HUGE MOODSWINGS, similar to The Red Guy from Cow and Chicken.
*Kimura - [[Pedobear]] in human form. He likes schoolgirls, but later in the series it's revealed [[shit nobody cares about|he has a dumbshit wife who doesn't seem to care that he likes the loli]].


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[[image:Azumanga_characters.gif|800px]]

Revision as of 18:57, 25 August 2011

This page contains spoilers — important plot secrets and/or conclusions may be revealed. For example,
HOLY SHIT NOTHING INTERESTING HAPPENS IN THIS ENTIRE SERIES!!!!1
Mr. Kimura likes high school girls
File:Azumangadio.png
Dio's Special Guest Appearance.
For example
(Not Batshit Crazy.) (Also, not bestiality.)
Let's play pick the dyke.
Lolicon alert. (Neck already pre-broken for your convenience.)
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Oh, CattyN. You and your inflation fetish.

Azumanga Daioh is a manga-turned-anime featuring schoolgirls, lolis, pedophiles, and a hell of alot of shit. The series notable in that it features only one male character, who is of course overworked because he has to be a pedophile and a furry, and probably more things if he had more screentime. It is also that rare kind of anime filled with schoolgirls but lacking even one pantyshot, yet otakus still smell the scent of vaginas in the air whenever they watch the show, which inevitably causes furious masturbation.

To make up for the lack of breast groping gags, every remaining character is therefore one or more of the following: a lesbian, a roaring drunkard, a raging lolicon magnet, a plushie, or just plain batshit crazy.

Although the mangah and anniemay have ended several years ago, series creator Kiyohiko Azuma decided to revive the series after working on Yotsubato! the whole time.

Plot

It's likely about school life in Japan, who knows!

No, wait... It's a show about nothing!

Or, maybe this video sums up the whole series. [1]

Characters

  • Chiyo - The token loli of the series, being about 8 years old, and direct opposite of Osaka in that she's the mega ultra super genius of the show. You can't have an anime without at least one loli character. She owns a dog.
  • Osaka - The dumbshit character who is nicknamed for the place she came from. She's dumber than a bag full of bricks, yet the most revered character as everyone who watches Azumanga Daioh will always erotically fantasize about Osaka at least 100 times in every episode. In the English dub she was given a Southern accent to reflect the fact that she's an in-bred.
  • Tomo - Hyperactive whore with unwarranted self importance and is almost as thick as Osaka. Best friend and total bitch to Yomi. She cuts her hair late into the series.
  • Yomi - Token anorexic fatass through Tomo's eyes, just to be a complete bitch. Her jelly-rolls and stockings make her erotic. Self-proclaimed "adult" of the group. She is also the only character with an on-screen nude scene.
  • Sakaki - Tallest girl of the gang who rarely speaks, has never worked out a day in her life but is the most athletic girl in the school. Later revealed to have an obsession with cats and other cute things, including Chiyo, resulting in her keen interest in bestiality and being a lolicon. Despite this, cats hate her with a passion. Some argue that her obsession with cats is the true reason for Caturday, but people still don't give a shit.
  • Kagura - Stereotypical jock who is also a thick shit, who's only second best to Sakaki in sports, because she's better than Kagura without even having to try. Her grins may make her the female equivalent to Cockmongler.
  • Kaori - Annoying dyke who's gay for Sakaki and gets very little screentime towards end of the series. She is constantly stalking and planning to rape her but always gets too nervous to actually do it, instead she's stalked and almost raped by her Male teacher called Kimura.
  • Chihiro - Kaorin's friend who was forgotten after the third episode. Her short hair-cut suggests she's a dyke and likely Kaorin's first crush until she saw Sakaki's huge tits.
  • Yukari - The best teacher in the world. Known to be drunk, a horrible driver, doesn't shut up and often competitive towards Nyamo, but she did it for the lulz.
  • Nyamo - P.E teacher who seems to put up with Yukari's lulz-inducing mayhem. She was a total whore when she was younger and revealed everything while drunk to the girls, mentally scarring them.
  • Chiyo's father - Levitating yellow cat thing which speaks Engrish and Japanese (English and Spanish in the English dub), who makes cameos throughout the series and only majorly appears twice, once in Sakaki's dream, where he claims to be Chiyo's father, so her mother fucked a cat, and another in Osaka's dream. Both times he seems to posess FUCKING HUGE MOODSWINGS, similar to The Red Guy from Cow and Chicken.
  • Kimura - Pedobear in human form. He likes schoolgirls, but later in the series it's revealed he has a dumbshit wife who doesn't seem to care that he likes the loli.

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Internets Relevance

Azumanga Daioh launched a hundred memes that were old before they were invented. Seriously, places like 4chan practically hemorrhage shopped Osaka and Chiyo pics.

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