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Image:Terror Of The Seas.jpg|[[FUCK YEAH SEAKING|The Kraken is small time]].
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Image:HansenJack.jpg|You will always remember this as the day that you were almost caught by [[Chris Hansen|Dateline NBC]].
Image:JackLoli.jpg|The [[pedo|wily]] Captain Jack attempts to recruit a [[loli]] aboard his vessel for [[rape|fun]] and [[buttsecks|adventure]]! [[Lulz|Yo ho ho!]]
Image:JackLoli.jpg|The [[pedo|wily]] Captain Jack attempts to recruit a [[loli]] aboard his vessel for [[rape|fun]] and [[buttsecks|adventure]]! [[Lulz|Yo ho ho!]]
Image:Pirates.jpg|Arrgh, he escaped the curse of the ''Black Pearl'', he escaped Davy Jones' Locker, but he could NOT escape [[Rule 34]].
Image:Pirates.jpg|Arrgh, he escaped the curse of the ''Black Pearl'', he escaped Davy Jones' Locker, but he could NOT escape [[Rule 34]].

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Other pirates react to Jack Sparrow's faggotry.
The man himself.
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Jack Sparrow (full name, Captain Jack Sparrow, Esq., OBE, CBE, Pirate Lord Of The Caribbean, The Pauper Of The Surf, The Jester Of Tortuga) is a camp, terminally drunk pirate captain and the protagonist of Disney's shit-pile movie, Pirates of the Caribbean, played by Johnny Depp.

13-year-old boys the world over have since wished they could be the infamous pirate captain themselves, and perpetually stumble about, feigning inebriation and using the sheer cluelessness of their cosplay as a clever tool to outwit authority figures! When not doing so, they tend to roleplay him in pirate-themed MMORPGs, and take some some version of "Captain Jack Sparrow" for their name. Jack Sparrow can unfortunately not get a boner. He is, however, in possession of a magic compass that points at what 'he wants' instead.

Every Halloween from 2004 to the end of eternity, an army of Jack Sparrow impersonators shall roam the land, strutting and quipping lines about stupid shit like missing rum and taking it in the ass from the Lord Of The Shitdicks himself, Johnny Depp, and John Barrowman.

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PROTIP: Go to Blockbuster and switch Pirates of the Carribbean with the porno Pirates (Blockbuster carries both). The covers are nearly identical to each other and are indistinguishable to parents who are in a hurry.



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